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hooman posted:Rall's so full of poo poo he could single handedly reverse soil degradation for the entire continental USA. Let's not talk about that. A defecting North Korean soldier came across the DMZ the other day and got shot six times. He lived, but when they got him to the hospital they found he was riddled with parasites from their practice of fertilising with human faeces.
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Hihohe posted:This is a lovely (heh) derail, but why would what you fertilize with cause parasites? Its not like you eat the poo poo. Then again it is North Korea and people are desperate. BBC story  warning for pictures of tapeworm.
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When you pull the wishbone, it's the person who gets the big half who gets their wish. The other guy gets zip.
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Keiya posted:Oh my god, is Hasbro still using that lovely pre-show stock art enough that it's getting used as reference by political cartoonists? What, you expect child molesters to keep current?
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sexpig by night posted:Also Garrison for sure fucks kids too. If there's one thing you can assume about Garrison, it's that he'll never act on anything he thinks. If he is a paedophile, he's one of the ones who furtively masturbates to pictures from child beauty pageants because he doesn't dare go looking for real kiddie porn, and if he was ever caught would want to kill himself from shame but knows he lacks the resolve.
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Red Bones posted:The government is essentially paralysed. They are obliged to leave the EU because they are a democratic government, and they therefore have to respect the results of a democratic referendum. But as the referendum never provided details for how the country should leave the EU, or what the post-exit agreement with the EU would be, all of that is up to political debate. As both Labour and Conservative parties are very divided internally over what the exit deal should be (or if the country should leave the EU at all), it's impossible to get concrete political support for any particular exit deal, which means negotiations are pretty much at a standstill. You don't know much about British politics, or indeed politics in general, if you think the Labour Party are far left. Jeremy Corbyn has at least dragged them back left of the traditional centre, but they're not Full Communism Now Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist Trotskyites in the eyes of anyone other than the right wing press, who consider Idi Amin to be a dangerous pinko liberal.
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Red Bones posted:Maybe far-left was the wrong term, I was using it in reference to the contemporary situation in UK politics where vanilla neoliberalism has pretty much taken the centre ground, and Corbyn Labour is situated significantly farther left than New Labour was. Please don't mistake this for me thinking that Jeremy Corbyn wants to set up Welsh Gulags or something. What would you suggest as a better term? Solidly Left-Wing? Relatively Far-Left? Corbyn is solid left wing. The party as a whole is better described as left-leaning.
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Billy Gnosis posted:Sexual abuse is not naughty behavior? Naughty behaviour is forgiven next year, if you were nice.
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Weirdo posted:Santa making GBS threads down a chimney is great, but come on, St. Nicholas would be dropping logs at down at Maralago. Don't be stupid. Santa can poo poo down everybody's chimney in one night, because he is magic.
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Iron Crowned posted:I don't understand why someone wouldn't wipe their rear end, because clean buttholes feel good. You think buttholes feel good? Whaddarya, some kind of human being?
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Fathis Munk posted:Also man, brit politoons are always such hosed up hellish visions. You are acquainted with this thing called "politics", are you not?
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ZeButler posted:Luca, get your rear end in here so you can admit to touching the poop. I think whoever it was created that fake account spoiled the joke by putting the space in the wrong place, but even a McCoy might not have fallen for it if he'd called himself Lucas Hoal.
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Alice is consuming a drink that she didn't order without knowing exactly what is in it, I think "#metoo" is a pretty reasonable label.
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I'm not sure if anyone mentioned it, but that portrait of Andrew Jackson wasn't there before Trump. He ordered it hung. Something to bring up next time some inbred MAGA idiot suggests on Facebook that maybe Trump is just a little tone deaf.
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Trump wants to genocide followers of the religion he's set up as the nation's outside enemy, and is now actively supporting attempts to do so. Yeah, I'd say "he's like Hitler" is apt enough.
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Pakled posted:Same thing with Brian Ross. It does. If it had been Hillary they would have fired him on the spot and he would never have worked in this town again. - The Right
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Katt posted:To be fair practically all Alabamians that voted for Moore believed that the accusations were made up. You're still saying that the great majority of Alabama Republicans believed that the accusations are lies. The prevailing vocal opinion seems to be that when faced with a choice between a Republican child molester and a Democrat who scored convictions against child murderers, the Republicans decided they'd just have to hold their noses and vote for the paedophile.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Roughly half of last year's Trump voters stayed home for this election versus 90+% of last year's Hillary voters. That indicates there were quite a few Republicans who, while they wouldn't vote for a Democrat, still refused to vote for a pedophile with an R next to his name. OK. I'm also told that despite the best efforts of the GOP black voters turned out in larger numbers than usual and that helped swing the result. Which makes sense, black people swinging has always been an integral part of Alabama politics.
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Samurai Sanders posted:Yep he still has nfc what this "identify as" thing means. Of course he does. It's when you say you're something you're not. His friends Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker told him all about it.
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Trump is the 1:0. That's the lowest domino to have in your opening hand (0:0 being a valid opener if no other double is drawn). Of course the metaphor would be better if the aim of dominoes wasn't to score as few points as possible, so lower dominoes are better to keep in your hand, but still.
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FronzelNeekburm posted:Well hey, let's fix that! That "odd mix" is almost certainly down to Catalino directly plagiarising other cartoonists. Unless I'm very much mistaken, that Trump head is by Delonas.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:But you see, the Democrats are just as supporting of... Who was the one non-shithead GOP?
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Captain_Maclaine posted:The current government is in that situation, but if May's coalition falls and the Absolute Boy forms a Labour government, they could conceivably find a way to justify scrapping the whole deal as Article 50 as written doesn't say one way or another if the process is reversible/stoppable once begun. You're right of course that regardless, the EU will have Britain over the barrel for pulling this goddamn idiot stunt in the first place. They don't even need to look, the EU have already said A50 can be reversed. Also they won't "have us over a barrel" because they're not loving morons and understand the carrot and stick principle. We've already lost hosting for a couple of big EU institutions, that will be considered enough.
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muscles like this! posted:What is it with these assholes and cigars? They derive pleasure from putting cylindrical objects in their mouth and sucking on them.
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MageMage posted:Very well done. What I was trying to ask I mean, is there a place I can read all of the English translated zelda cartoons? The ? at the bottom left of any one of his posts.
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ZeButler posted:Marlette is supposed to lean left, right? Because if he does, what the gently caress is this poo poo? Shouldn't he know better? Marlette leans right far enough that he would fall over if he didn't occasionally have a good opinion propping him up.
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Roland Jones posted:Yeah, see, you know all the things you complain about regarding the Republican party? This comic here is proof that you are the problem. That you think Mike Pence is at all better than Trump or in fact a good person or potential president at all shows that you either don't understand or don't actually care about all the things you proclaim to hate about the GOP, you just don't like that Trump's vulgar about it. To be fair to Pence, he would assuredly be a better President than Trump. The problem is, so would literally every other person eligible for the position.
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Ularg posted:The "Woman Scorned" joke shoulda been killed and buried years ago. The problem is that every time a man says it he's scorning a woman. Then he promptly finds out that it's a proverb, not a joke.
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tyblazitar posted:I really like the way this artist portrays the far-right scum, he manages to ridicule them without making them seem harmless, it's got a good balance. I like Britt's Trump too.
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2018, the year in which the cartoonists were purged for sexualising children.
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Sandpuppy posted:
The joke is that Apple have admitted to deliberately throttling older versions of the iPhone. This is theoretically humourised here by having the iPhones being so slow they're still downloading last year's news.
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: I love Farage's license plate. NF in the UK is the racist fascist group the National Front, and of course 1933 is the year Hitler took over.
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