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Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

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The duck admires Thomas Sowell so much he thinks he shouldn't be allowed to retire at age 86.

Apple Pie Hubbub fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jan 21, 2017

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 08:09

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:06

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Chip Bok posted:

Two things I liked about Trump�s inaugural speech. He only used the word �I� three times. And it was short � 16 minutes.

John Kass in the Chicago Tribune wrote, �This wasn�t a smooth-talking politician inviting us to climb aboard his fancy word ship for a voyage beyond the stars. He did not call upon the angels. Instead, he spoke in dark tones to the forgotten man.�

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It was that beginning that was astonishing, his declaration of war on the establishment, especially as they all sat there with him, with former Presidents Carter and Bush and Clinton and Obama looking on, outgoing first lady Michelle Obama frowning, Hillary Clinton icy and distant.

Bush bobbed his head and smiled as if in pain. Bill Clinton�s eyes were two frozen blue grapes, locked in a thousand-yard stare. But what he was looking at inside his own head, I wouldn�t ever want to know.

Kass, among others, called the speech Jacksonian. But large parts of it could have been given by Bernie Sanders, �Why go to war when we can use that money building freeways at home?�

As they stood together on the capitol steps, I was struck by Barack Obama�s elegance. Maybe it was the crease in his pants, but it stood in contrast to Trump�s, um, Trumpian appearance.

But Obama was no match for Melania.

Should be an interesting four years.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 04:51

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 07:20

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 06:45

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 06:09

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Chip Bok posted:

Some on the unhinged left are confusing�President Trump with Hitler. Chris Matthews joined the party, calling Trump�s inaugural speech Hitlerian. At least he didn�t draw a mustache on him.

When Dan Quayle compared himself to�JFK during the 1988 vice presidential debate his opponent Senator Lloyd Bentsen�dissed him by saying, �I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, You�re no Jack Kennedy."

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 03:48

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 07:38

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 07:24

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 04:01

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 07:04

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:24

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 07:12

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

King Possum III posted:

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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 02:49

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 07:47

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 03:27

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 07:01

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 08:07

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 17:02

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 00:54

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 06:34

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Good Ol' Chip Bok posted:

President Trump has suggested Mexico will pay for the wall through a 20% Border Adjustment Tax. You could call it a wall tax but it�s not Mexicans who will pay.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 01:04

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 07:41

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

King Possum III posted:

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32 Republicans voted for Merrick Garland in 1997, including seven who were still in the senate as of last year.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Here�s How Much Betsy DeVos And Her Family Paid To Back GOP Senators Who Will Support Her

(But credit where it's due to Lisa Murkowski, who's a no on DeVos despite receiving $43,200 from DeVos' family.)

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 21:06

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Two weeks in, Ramirez is still more comfortable attacking the previous president than supporting (or drawing) the current president.

The cartoon would be less inept if he had Wormbama either holding the huge sign or whispering his agreement rather than the ISIS guy doing both. "Psssst... I secretly believe the message on this huge sign I'm holding!"

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 00:10

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 06:53

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 18:27

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 07:28

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

The Nards Pan posted:

Hey, sorry if this has been requested recently, these days I can only take this thread in small doses - does anyone have the old Kelley cartoon where he's celebrating black history month by wackin' it to Rosa Parks or something and Spike Lee is smiling down from the corner?

Fulchrum posted:

He was celebrating black history month by renting ebony porno, or interracial porno. Mlk Jr. And Rosa Parks are both looking down alongside Spike Lee to give a thumbs up.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 03:49

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 06:52

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

From Bill Sienkiewicz:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 19:53

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

King Possum III posted:

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The judge's name is Robart.

Kaza42 posted:

Barack Obama stands in front of a crowd of african-americans, the podium labelled "Record black support". An angry MLK ghost watches, holding a paper labelled "Benghazi, Fast&Furious, Keep Your Doctor", saying "You were supposed to judge on the content of his character, not the color of his skin"

Lord Hydronium posted:

I'm pretty sure this is an actual McCoy, Lester, and/or Ramirez.

McCoy.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 23:23

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 07:47

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Chip Bok posted:

Not a bad Super Bowl. Mary Katherine Hamm says Lady Gaga and Tom Brady made America great again. Somebody else makeoff with a Tom Brady jersey. It�s on Amber alert. Other than that, Mary Katherine called it great art and great sport.

Rob Smith Jr. reposted an anti-Betsy DeVos cartoon from last year.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 17:02

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

"Device Squad"

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:09

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 01:32

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 07:45

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 16:36

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Death Ray posted:

We're up to 33 signatures, Goonies! Let's get it to 50 this week! Have you seen Ramirez lately? He looks shaken... agitated! We're getting to him!

Sign the petition and make Michael Ramirez draw Donald Trump!

At long last, here it is:

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I wouldn't be surprised if this is how he handles the next four years: He'll draw Trump on the few occasions he strongly disagrees with him, but mostly he'll draw the stupid Democrats obstructing the unseen president's agenda.