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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Happy New Year, fellow goons. I'm back after a week in goon jail with my first offering for 2017.

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Today's crop from The Week;

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"Drop your bombs between the minarets"

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"I'd give it a few minutes, kid."

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"I'm sorry, Mariah. The only booking I can get you is the inauguration."

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Feb 15, 2016


Like all the conservatives who swore they'd emigrate if same-sex marriage ever became legal? :wave:

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King Possum III fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Jan 4, 2017

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I found these today, and thought I'd share them as a change of pace (sort of);

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(note the location of Paris)

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(North Korea doesn't seem to exist here)

King Possum III fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jan 5, 2017

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Can you guys put tiny maracas in all of their hands too?

I know of a goon whose avatar is a spider playing bongo drums, so why not maracas too?

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Feb 15, 2016


Ted Kennedy?

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crowoutofcontext posted:

I know this cartoon is simply trying to say Russia=Trump but drat is it such a confusing bunch of labels/images


Trump is actually working under Putin, who both share a secret Communist agenda(?)...while Saint Basil's Cathedral becomes part of his notorious multinational luxury hotel brand (!?)

I don't think the cartoonist meant to convey communism with the hammer and sickle as Trump's smirk; it's just a symbol most 'muricans equate with anything Russian.

I'm wondering if the medal is supposed to mean Trump is "under orders" (a bad pun) from Putin?

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I feel like this one is so close to being a good metaphor. Just have someone walking away from a dead facehugger labeled 2016, maybe with some speech text like "I'm glad that's over".

The facehugger is dead, but the chest ripper is due to emerge on January 20.

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“And furthermore, it prevents all that P-word-grabbing you ladies were so worked up over.”


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Angepain posted:

was this an online poll, by any chance

an online poll with poor validation of unique hits, perhaps

I'm a regular reader on that site, and the voting was definitely corrupted by poll trolls. Breitbart and 4chan posted links to the poll and encouraged their readers to drop a poo poo on the gays by inflating the balloting results with votes for Milo.

A bunch of them posted in the comment section with remarks like "it better be Milo" or "Milo's our boy; vote for the dangerous human being!" Others who followed the link left disingenuous comments that painted Milo as an honest alternative to the "gay nazis with a victim mentality."

Needless to say, the poll results don't represent the site's regular readership. Milo's the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom, and most LGBT folks despise him.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Angepain posted:

why does anyone have online polls on contentious issues in tyool 2017

There was nothing contentious about a gay news website asking their readers to vote for a Person of the Year.

The controversy was caused by right-wingers who used the voting as a way to thumb their noses at gay people. Then they could go back to their bigoted websites and brag about what they'd done.

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Doc Hawkins posted:

What? No, of course not. Animals didn't kill or eat each other until after Adam and Eve were expelled from the garden. When they ate the forbidden fruit, it gave them knowledge of good and bad, and also made all the animals fallen and sinful.

The bible doesn't mention this at all because when God was writing it, he thought it would be obvious. Which it clearly is.

You just have to have faith!

And keep those donations coming, my child.

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This is an older cartoon, but I'm recycling it for obvious reasons;

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