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Lurdiak posted:
Maybe it's a dig at the supposed piety of FOX's target audience.
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Unkempt posted:Hey, guys! I think I found Kelly's house! Is... is it... free? This is one of a handful of legitimately funny, clever politoons I've ever laughed at. I AM THE TOILET fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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If you've never used a slow cooker to make yourself food, guess what - you're loving stupid. Your only excuse is if you're a loving infant. "Eight hours to cook a roast!?!??! That's hilarious, kid - have you not heard of the value menu at McDonalds???" I AM THE TOILET fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Apr 23, 2017 10:16
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"I don't have TIME to cook myself dinner, okay!? I've got a lot going on, and there's Facebook to do, and also... look; just trust me, okay? That stupid slow cooker is useless. There's a reason we have restaurants. Plus, if you Google some coupons, the Bloomin' Onion might be a little cheaper! You even get a free appetizer on your birthday! So really, why are you messing with that stupid ol' crock pot? Oh, lookit you - adding... seasoning to it. Yeah. Some garlic, I guess. LOOK AT WOLFGANG PUCK HERE EVERYBODY - HAH! Seriously; stop chopping vegetables and get in the car with me. We're gonna miss happy hour at Chili's."
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Apr 23, 2017 10:25
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World Famous W posted:I am a poo poo cook and I can use a slow cooker. How difficult is it to understand a device that is 'throw poo poo in, turn on heat, walk away'. Alright, laughing boy. Let's see who has a hot meal first - me, with this pepperoni Hot Pocket, or you, with that slab of meat and stupid slow cooker. One, two, three! Okay. Okay; time out. Time out. I didn't get it in the crisping sleeve right. It's all crooked. Unplug your little machine there. Start over. I didn't do it right. Wait, how many wattage is this microwave oven?
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Apr 23, 2017 10:49
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Farking Bastage posted:Jesus titty-loving Christ on a stick. Usually it's Branco who puts me in a bad mood, but this poo poo right here... Even when I left the military and went on unemployment, I still didn't qualify for food stamps - because I was living with close family members. Add to this that I had to demonstrate that I was actively looking for work on a weekly basis by showing up at a job center with applications and updated resumes just to keep the meager ~$600 a month I was being given, and even then, the unemployment office still found cause to ask for ~$2000 of it back once I did start working full time again, in spite of the fact I called and told them the minute I got the full time job. This is in Texas. I don't know how it is in other states, but for me, getting "free poo poo" wasn't easy and hardly a loving scam. It's made me realize that the whole wellfare queen thing is bullshit, and any time some dumbfuck oxy-riddled redneck at my job goes off on people mooching off the gov't, I loving die a little more each time. edit: I want to clarify that I'm not pissing and moaning I didn't get food stamps - the whole experience made me realize that the stamps are intended for the truly destitute and suffering. I was lucky to have a home to move into when I separated. You see someone at the supermarket pull out a EBT card, that person's hurting. I AM THE TOILET fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 21:41
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Kopijeger posted:And they even kill themselves through their gluttony: Wow, there's a system in place to put dead bald eagles into the hands of Native Americans for ceremonial use. I don't know why this makes me so happy. 
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Apr 28, 2017 12:17
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You guys realize that Zelda is just Day by Day for lefties.
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Cloud Potato posted:Times: Well no wonder Trump was buddies with Farage; kippers have been made of piss this whole time!
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May 6, 2017 18:14
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However, it is super okay that THE TRUMP said "grab 'em by the pussy."
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I hate Zelda.
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