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Jan 17, 2005


Trogdos! posted:

2 days ago:


today:


The reason he's still harping on this is because part of Pollard's parole was that he couldn't leave the country until 5 years after being released.

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Jan 17, 2005



WHAT'S THE ONE PART OF BATMAN'S BACKSTORY THAT EVERYONE KNOWS?

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Jan 17, 2005


The Breitbart one is especially funny considering the recent report about how they're hemorrhaging sponsors. They've lost something like 90% of their advertisers and are down to about 26

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Jan 17, 2005


Samurai Sanders posted:

What's that? Did someone try to modernize it and people are so angry?

People (Fox News) are claiming that a recent production of Julius Caesar was full of allusions to Trump. Because the actor playing Caesar was tall and blonde and when he's assassinated it's by a group of women.

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Jan 17, 2005


For some* reason in the 90s FEMA became the big conspiracy theory bugaboo.


*Democrat President

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Jan 17, 2005



This would be better if it was the school principal beating up a little girl for calling them a poop head instead of the little boy.

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Jan 17, 2005



Ah yes, the traditional Korean name "Dave."

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Jan 17, 2005


Jurgan posted:

If that were the case, then why would he draw the offspring being visibly unhappy with the situation?

Because it is funnier.

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Jan 17, 2005


Pakled posted:

Pence spends a lot of his time having sex with a horse

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Jan 17, 2005


Don't think this has been posted yet.

If you go back through the entire thing from the beginning you can see the marriage stuff has been there all along.

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Jan 17, 2005



This one takes on a whole new meaning with the later revelations.

If you look at the background in this one the daughter in law is the only one actually looking at Kelly walking around with the prostitute.


Shangri-Law School posted:

How does one do that? I hate the Onion's infinite scroll. :(

There isn't really an easy way to do it, this should get you most of them.

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Jan 17, 2005


toanoradian posted:

"Ending DACA" doesn't equal instant, enforced mass deportation of like 800 thousand people, right? What can be done now to help the DREAMers? The creation of a new DREAM Act?

The "best" part is that Sessions and co have stated that the information the Dreamers gave that let them stay in the country was now going to be used against them to prove they were illegal immigrants and to deport them.

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Jan 17, 2005


Lurdiak posted:

Oh, so it's basically a slightly less idiotic version of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBTPU_bvmE

I hope those guys burn in hell. Bodegas rule and have cats in them.



Another bad part is that their logo is a cat head.

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Jan 17, 2005


Nobody is saying that the business is actually going to work, just that it is another example of how SV is super lovely.

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Jan 17, 2005


A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:



e: bonus pink palms

Didn't someone eventually discover that this guy secretly draws a bunch of spanking fetish art?

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Jan 17, 2005


These soldiers gave all for your rights, you better not actually use them!

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Jan 17, 2005


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

it's this.

strong daddy can do anything. we literally have a north korean cult of personality situation going on with the CHUDS

Speaking of comparing Trump to North Korea, I just read an article the other day about how the military has had to tell him multiple times that he cannot have a big military parade in his honor with tanks and missile launchers rolling down the streets of DC.

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Jan 17, 2005


Although I did read a rumor that he was put up to it by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones (who also owns a bunch of Papa Johns franchises.)

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Jan 17, 2005


Manuel Calavera posted:

Oh, Better Days, by a weirdo Lolbertarian, Jay Naylor.

He has weird fans. Like this guy, that types screeds over a commission of his. I wish I didn't know all this, but.


forgive me.

Really lol-ing here at the "profound" statement about fascism signed "- Goth Skunk."

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Jan 17, 2005


Faustian Bargain posted:

Okay I give up. What is his real intent with excluding Fox, if it's not that they are the worst?

Fox tells him things he likes to hear and they play down anything he does wrong. So instead of realizing that they are just pandering to him Trump thinks they are the only ones telling the truth.

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Jan 17, 2005


Crabtree posted:

"Please let go of the spy we used against you US, but how dare you give Russia our intel!"

Pollard wasn't even an Israeli spy, he was just a guy who decided to sell US secrets and then tried to hide behind being Jewish as an excuse. Despite the fact that before he sold to Israel he tried to sell to the Chinese.

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Jan 17, 2005


Crabtree posted:

Oh so its just some HE WAS ON OUR TEAM HOW DARE YOU Conservative cheer-leading?

When he was caught he spun a bunch of bullshit about how he was only doing it because he thought America was being unfair to Israel, not sharing information that they needed. This leaves out the fact they paid him handsomely for it and also how he stole information that his wife used to advance her business interests.

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Jan 17, 2005


Pollard can't leave America until something like 2020 due to his parole.

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Jan 17, 2005



Ha ha ha, yes!

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Jan 17, 2005



What is it with these assholes and cigars?

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Jan 17, 2005


Reminder that Pence wasted thousands of dollars and quite a few people's time by pulling that loving stunt where he pretended he was going to watch a football game but left because of the kneeling, when he was planning on taking off right away from the beginning.

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Jan 17, 2005


Turtlicious posted:

What's wing nut welfare.

Losing an election/resigning in disgrace and then landing a cushy job "writing" books (which are then made bestsellers by a PAC/conservative group buying up a ton and then just giving them away) and or becoming a commentator for Fox News.

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