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TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Darthemed posted:

what
what is in the 'hot stuff' canister

Doesn't your room mate give you a can of lube for your girlfriend?

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TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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When the winter is long, and sandwiches get old, people make friends. What happens at the south pole, stays at the south pole.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Selachian posted:


Edge of Wikipedia



Actual Historical Facts (tm) -- your hallmark of good storytelling!

Oh, and I thought the bottom left panel looked familiar, so I skimmed back a couple months and...



Heres to lovely line work, and a disembodied hand clutching a girly drink.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Did that bee consent?

Would that be bee rape?

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Johnny Lone Elk, I can't just quit you!

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Johnny Walker posted:


No idea what this face is supposed to be.



I know. "First you trap your princess..."

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Slammy posted:


Archie keeps on giving.



Its too easy...

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Haifisch posted:

Stop the presses, something's actually happening on the cruise! The excitment's going to give Mary a heart attack.

My towel is unfolding. Maybe if I meow I can make my escape.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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They still are. Anything with a live mike is banned, even phones. Anyway, why do you bring a toy to work?

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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:3:
I work in a factory, this touched a nerve.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Strontium posted:

It being terrible is exactly why it must be posted. We need to know. I am awed by how awful it is. Other comics look so much better in comparison too.

If it bothers anybody too much, feel free to put me on your ignore list.

Look, its not a zombie strip. At least its original, insufferable, work. Its like watching a car wreck, you can't look away!

It could be a lovely strip AND a zombie strip,.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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WindyMan posted:

1) Cheryl makes new tire sculpture to amuse passing motorists
2) Passing motorists see tire sculpture and are amused but also distracted
3) Passing motorists are killed when they are hit by another motorist passing in the opposite direction
4) Cheryl scavenges tires from wreck
5) One week later, Cheryl makes new tire sculpture to amuse passing motorists

We're on to your evil scheme, Cheryl.

Where does the sausage stand with human meat come in?

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



Thank god there is no "expose" of the "friend zone" or "ladder" theory common in neck beard dating advice.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Calaveron posted:

Please compromise further and drop all of ...

Just
Post.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Kennel posted:


Mandrake




And we've finally catched up with Comics Kingdom so just 6 Mandrakes/week from now on.

All I can think of it this:

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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sweeperbravo posted:

zippy is boring or mediocre when at its worst, but also achieves heights of delightful absurdity. i feel like when i'm reading it, there's like 50% of the context i need to fully "get" it missing, so i get how that could seem pretentious. i just think it's silly tho :shobon:

i don't think zippy takes itself seriously enough to actually be pretentious.

Zippy was great in the 1970s. It still has brilliant moments. It is as uneven now as it was then.

The rule here is just post. As long as we post poo poo by Gilchrist, we can post Zippy.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth



I've been in this scene before. .

This is where.my dad was drifting in and out of lucidity for the whole day, then came back and talked to me, and called me by name. Best five minutes of conversation.

Ces brought it all back. Good comic, good writer, good artist.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Serious Cephalopod posted:

Speaking of Luann murdered this child through neglect, the kid just came back from weeks of making GBS threads and vomiting after her last appearance where LUANN ENCOURAGED HER TO EAT FOODS SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO.

LUANN: "here kid have some ice cream"
Girl:"It'll make me sick"
LUANN: "Live a little!"
Girl: *is literally sick for weeks and isn't able to try out for the play she was excited about*

Calling it now, Munchausan syndrome by proxy...

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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goatface posted:

Lead shot covered in wax.

Probably not lethal. Maybe.

No more lethal that syringes full of a sedative that puts you out for hours.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise



poo poo, the pollen in the area must have flared up. You can see it coming, but drat.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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Elysiume posted:

I figured "foo foo" was just a bastardization of "frou frou," but that might make it a bit too literal.

Little bunny foo foo is a children’s sing.

Fufu is boiled and mashed root vegetable balls.

What the hell is a lady garden?

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TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

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DiscoDickTease posted:

I still can’t figure out the joke! Is it because she banged a bunch of foreigners or something? One of the kids is oriental...

A songbird, it is a woman or man who blackmails, or charms the target into giving up secrets. It is as old as the first war.

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