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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane Sadly, Brooke probably thinks he's being very feminist here. Phantom Classic Radio Patrol Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 07:24 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:11 |
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Luann Piro, obviously. Still not evidence that either she or Piro stole the TV, but you wouldn't know that from the comment section. The Sick of Rocket's poo poo Spider-Man That look on Pete's face. I love this comic. Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 20:03 |
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 07:53 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:The thing about when Gilchrist puts old comic characters in his strip is that it's just nostalgia bait. All he's doing is saying "hey, remember this?" and that's it. It's just lovely "reference humor" in that the joke is just the reference and that's it. Also, a lot of the time it's Muppet Babies. And that's when he's saying, "Hey, remember when I worked on Muppet Babies? I worked on Muppet Babies. I was basically Jim Henson's protege. I was the foundation of the childhoods of all children of the 80's. Because of Muppet Babies. That I worked on." Luann If Slylock Fox were here, he'd never let her get away with that visibly steaming cup of coffee. The Amazing Spider-Man So in the Newspaper Spider-Man Universe, any idiocy is possible, sure. But does anybody know what the protocol is for Random Alien Found in the regular Marvel Universe? The need for caution is understandable, yes, but is it really just "Throw him into Space Man Jail and maybe/maybe not dissect him and hope we don't get crawled by the rest of the people from his planet that we have undoubtedly now pissed off"? More importantly, that raccoon is crossing his little legs!! Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 20:47 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth They should combine their interests and get matching Casablanca tattoos.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 22:11 |
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Phantom Classic Diana! Quit that! You're embarrassing yourself! You're embarrassing ME! Radio Patrol Rip Kirby Well, I'd say he sexually assaulted you, but to-may-to, to-mah-to. Big Ben Bolt
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 05:07 |
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Luann Mind your own beeswax, Bernice. The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 19:21 |
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 06:42 |
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Luann The most charitable expectation is that Bernice is about to ruin Tiff's life because she's the RA and Tiff is breaking the rules. But we all know the real reason she's wrecking Tiff's life is because she has a thing for Piro and a resentment of Tiffany making friends with her friends and being popular in high school. Because Bernice sucks and the sucky assumption is always the correct one. I guess there's an outside chance that Bern will actually help keep Tiff's secret, but I don't know how likely it is that the Evanses will be able to do that in a way that's consistent with her characterization. The Amazing Spider-Man The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 21:55 |
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Slammy posted:Any love for old Archie, or drop? Old Archie got a genuine laugh out of me today, which is more than I can say for Modern Archie.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 03:22 |
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Phantom Classic Radio Patrol As there's no possible way to alert the police in the other city that an important bag full of stolen money and evidence is hanging out at their airport. I guess the only option is to go there in person to get the bag and hope they get there before the criminal. If only the telephone had been invented in 1946. Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 04:30 |
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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane I don't care how big of an assbag your dad is to your fiance you've known for a couple of days. You don't go from doting daughter seeking his blessing to sending him hot steamy vids of your very first gently caress to taking over his company to laughingly plotting his murder in the space of a couple of days. The parent/child bond is difficult to break, even for people whose parents are horrifically toxic. So I don't know if Brooke intends to write women as emotionless psychopaths, but he does. The Amazing Spider-Man Oh my God. Rocket. Panels three and four (not including the throwaways). Just look at him. Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones Prince Valiant Phantom Classic Big Ben Bolt
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 18:05 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD I'm not sure what my reaction would be if I were having a flirty conversation with a dude I just met and he told me his ex shot him in the head with a nailgun, but it probably wouldn't be that.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 23:34 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail I forgive you for the year in the cave, Jam Esallen. quote:The Phantom Most people would be like, "Hey, Chuck, can you grab me my briefcase out of the limo?" "Fetch it, Charles!" is the squawk of a nouveau riche fellow who can't even let just his butler forget for a moment how very much money he has. Luann The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 05:29 |
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Luann It's sad. In this comic not even the trampy slutty dirty whore slut gets to have premarital sex. But she sure as hell still gets slut shamed. The Amazing Spider-Man Rocket in the back seat doing his own thing trying to ignore the boring grownups up front nattering on about who gives a gently caress. He reminds me of me on long car trips as a kid. Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:49 |
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Kammat posted:That chapter of Revelation describes the Whore of Babylon. Draw your own conclusions. I guess she heard about the live-streamed gently caress fest. Luann The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones p
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 05:21 |
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Kennel posted:
Good golly did my "Hell yeah!" turn into an "Ohhhhh, noooo" awfully fast. Luann Johnny Aztec posted:Jesus, Bernice. Tone down the cuntiness a couple of notches, will you? No, no, it's Tiff who's being the twat here, obviously. The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 18:44 |
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 07:02 |
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Shirec posted:Aw dang, I didn't know that, ugh That's what I get for just being happy at the good stuff and not digging around Roddenberry is dead and can no longer profit from his creation or his bad behavior. Like what you like. Everybody's lovely. Doesn't change that he made a great thing. Luann I never lived in a dorm and thus did not have to deal with an RA. Seems like this is far beyond what she would be able to claim was in the line of duty, right? You can't go all grabby hands on somebody's phone or their (or their friend's) property. I hope? The Amazing Spider-Man That looks like a pretty long drive, actually, so yeah. Go ahead and talk about Star-Lord and Groot. Sally Forth Sad, yes. But not alienating for me at the moment, unfortunately. The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 19:27 |
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 07:10 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Dilbert Pff. Dilbert's a stupid idiot for not planning his life in a way that he wouldn't feel like he needed time off. Luann Why is Bernice even here? A small thing worth appreciating is that Piro hasn't even acknowledged Bernice's presence. The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 18:03 |
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 06:49 |
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Nenonen posted:
Maybe crock? It's not commonly used, but can be understood to mean a nonsensical lie as well as a type of jar. The Amazing Spider-Man He had this same conversation with Ant-Man. Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones Prince Valiant Phantom Classic Phantom and Devil with their arms around each others' shoulders (more or less). Big Ben Bolt
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 20:13 |
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EasyEW posted:Crankshaft I would have thought that the "joke" was that Crankshaft didn't raise his hand and the podium guy doesn't give a poo poo because Crankshaft is a known dickhead. But Batiuk didn't see fit to draw the panel in such a way that we can see what 'Shaft is doing, which makes me think this is a case of Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Feb 6, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:07 |
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Luann The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones Jules makes the best faces.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 03:41 |
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Luann I'm 95% sure they're being sarcastic, with a 5% allotted as room for doubt because it's the Evanses and this is Luann. The Amazing Spider-Man Hey! I accuse you of being a dick! (Super hacky, right? I bet everybody does that joke. Not that it slowed me down for even a second.) Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones This being a newspaper comic from 1959, there's no possible way she kicks him in the balls, but you can tell she really wishes she could. That's nice.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 04:41 |
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Luann Such a fun couple. And because I know you're curious: The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones Brutal.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 06:12 |
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Luann Commenters are just going back and forth about whether this is too sexy or not sexy enough. (They do mostly seem to find it pretty hot, though.) The Amazing Spider-Man Spidey, you doof, you forgot you weren't wearing your costume last time. Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 17:48 |
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 06:56 |
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Intolerable Horror That wasn't the Intolerable part. I'm easing you in. Brace yourselves: Ok, you made it! Now here are some good comics. (ETA: Weirdly, Mordok999 is just nattering on about the rec-room TV. It's like once the strip is actually explicitly about sex he loses his interest.) The Amazing Spider-Man Sally Forth The Heart of Juliet Jones Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 07:53 |
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Luann Mordock got his mojo back! Kind of. Also... well, you just better look for yourself: Truly, the Internet is a force for evil. The Amazing Spider-Man Confirmed: <--- Those ain't brain-waves. Sally Forth If Ted is identifying with the dude in Cats in the Cradle, he may have misinterpreted the song. The Heart of Juliet Jones
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 20:30 |
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 07:59 |
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:14 |
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smug n stuff posted:I dunno, Curtis is a lot better than Baldo imo, especially considering it has the amazing Kwanzaa specials Though they seem to have stopped doing those. My internet is being just the worst today, so my good comics will have to wait until it stops doing that. Here's some Luann, though! It's time to poo poo on Les!
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 03:10 |
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Still only Luann today because my Internet persists in being a piece of poo. There will be a catchup post if/when I get any kind of a reasonable connection. I suspect it's related to some of the weather issues we're having up here in Northern California. You may have heard about them. Anyway, here's a big flood of garbage: We've flown well beyond the realm of plausible deniability that Pru doesn't realize he's got a thing for her. I mean, I think we did that a long time ago when he bought her expensive jewelry for Christmas, but today we've circled back around and made another pass. I don't buy that this New York theater lesbian is just naive. Whatever, Pru. Milk him for all he's worth. He's one of the characters who isn't allowed experience happiness.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 05:04 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail Gross. Endless Mike posted:This made me check when my license expires. It's like that one time a lady in Mary Worth got her wallet stolen and had to contact all her credit card companies and a bunch of us were like, "Oh, poo poo, that would be a total pain in the rear end! We better make a list of our credit cards, just in case!" Newspaper comics serve an important educational function and should continue to be supported. Kennel posted:Dustin Not a "lister," an rear end in a top hat. But I recognize that the writer of Dustin does not know the difference. 1. Why is Pru wearing scrubs? 2. "Kids First keeps me hoppin'." "The Fuse is hustlin'!" The speech of young people.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 04:10 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail Yep. Because the pictures that got everybody so warm on social media that appeared to be of Great White Hunters standing over dead Cecils and giraffes and elephants were all actually of brave individuals saving Africans from man-eaters. Thanks, Mark Trail! (Spoiling for and also sad and angryfying) Thanks for saving everybody from that monster, Lady! Mark Trail coming out in favor of big game hunting. I did not expect to see that. Here's something that's also gross:
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 18:30 |
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail Meets Continued Justification for My Rigorous Use of Adblock One of my bosses is an ancient old man who's been an avid hunter all his life and he says that what he really loves about hunting is that you're matching wits against this beast who has to be pretty crafty if he managed to survive long enough to be any kind of an impressive catch. So even he says that a lot of hunting these days, you set up your gun with its scope and it auto-aims for you and when this animal who doesn't even know you're around wanders across your path you press a button and shoot it from some ridiculous distance away, and that's not hunting, it's bullshit. Now, I don't hunt, so I don't know much about the state of hunting these days. My boss has been known to be full of poo poo. But he knows about hunting. If he says that hunts today take no skill, I believe him. (Granted, plenty of people still hunt the old-fashioned way that takes skill. I don't feel big game trophy hunters deserve much benefit of the doubt due to gently caress them.) He's got an arm around you, Pru. It's a fancy restaurant on Valentine's week. You really expect anybody to believe you're not getting this? Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:11 |
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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane I can't believe Brooke passed up the opportunity to write "capisce". SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail In a storyline that is sure to be infuriating every step of the way, let's take a moment to appreciate that at least Jam Esallen had the decency to make all the Americans dress like total dingdongs.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 08:37 |