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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Ballard Street is a one-panel strip drawn by Jerry Van Amerongen. It covers the things done on what appears to be a street populated by ungainly retirees and their ungainly animal friends. If I remember correctly, the old thread's blurb about it was "it reads like one man having a New Yorker caption contest with himself and losing". It runs Monday through Saturday.

Unlike Marlon Manley, who runs whenever he has sufficient motivation.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Is the red Radio Flyer wagon a preferred method of transport on Ballard Street? Who knows.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Political Ballard Street, or just an accurate portrayal of old people?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Science occurs on Ballard Street.



I want to make a dumb joke but actually, this setup would be able to detect variances in local g! If you were to have a piece of elastic and a weight on the end, variances in local g would result in a larger/smaller cross section of the elastic :eng101:

It'd be way better with calipers instead of a ruler, though.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Indolent Bastard posted:

If we are only going to post comics from non-garbage people, we will be down to three strips and Cul du Sac reruns.

Standard rules apply. Don't like a strip? Keep scrolling.

Total transparency, I post MDJ so we can dump on it. Nobody likes MDJ.

It's generally not even worth dumping on, so I just scroll past it :v:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Cosima posted:

This comic sickens me. And no one who learned English 3 years ago would say "honeyed words", but Brooke is utterly incapable of hiding the fact he owns a thesaurus and a big book of old timey sayings, even when the context requires it.

Eh, phrases are something you pick up more from who you're around than anything else. And she lives in a world written by Brooke.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Samovar posted:

But what's gonna happen about the stamps?!

It's gonna be a silhouette of the Phantom shooting a man, and further the legend of the Ghost who Walks.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Be inspired by Alex, and do something Fridayish today. Ballard Street .

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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...and the pitch! posted:

Aren't they also very early? Is old guy's vision really bad and that's why he didn't see the kids before he started counting seats? The whole thing is silly.

The kids walked in and picked the best seats while they were talking because it's actually pretty easy to do. Duh.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Look out, Ballard Street!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Julet Esqu posted:


The Amazing Spider-Man


He knows what a rhino and a -saurus is, but not a raccoon?


Maybe he's just saying what he thinks is total nonsense because he's mad at everyone calling him a raccoon, whatever that is.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Yeah but now you have to wait an extra half hour because you're a dickhead.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Does this actually ever happen anymore, or is it just one of those "things" that get perpetuated forever for a cheap joke?

I just shove whatever in the washer and I've never had anything bleed like that.

Some dyes are more prone to bleeding out than others and hot water improves the chances. In modern times we have way better detergents that work well at lower temperatures, and dyes that are better at staying in fabrics, so it's less common.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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You know we're probably supposed to disagree with Dustin for acting exactly like his dad did in yesterday's strip

I hate this bullshit. Much like the dog in today's Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Gocomics may have screwed things up, but life on Ballard Street continues.


Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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loquacius posted:

I haven't read this thread in several years, how is Dustin still a thing

Is it still two angry old men making the same complainy joke about how Kids These Days Are So Lazy over and over again ad nauseam or has the bit finally gotten old and they've bothered to develop their main character a little?

Dustin continues to be basically the same person as his father but it's all a bad thing when he does whatever it is.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Dogs acting like dogs, not men, on Ballard Street!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

To be fair though, I think he is actually just doing exactly the same thing all those other authors are, which is make the main characters his own age. It's just that his age happens to be appropriate to the characters right now.

That doesn't become a huge issue until the main characters range from eight to eighty and are all the same person

GUY GILCHRIST

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Two days of Ballard Street.

Don't kinkshame. (Seriously though look at this this is possibly my new favorite Ballard Street ever)



Restless... Torso Syndrome?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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RandomPauI posted:

Okay, I can't be the only one upset about the Museum of Monster Tolerance joke right? I mean, the Museum of Tolerance's message amounts to "Genocide is bad!" They even have a section where you walk thru a simulated gas chamber. So to invoke the Museum of Tolerance's name for such a crappy joke...

I'm torn between being kind of pissed off at it and kind of sad that there isn't a museum where I can climb a small empire state building and swat at biplanes.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Also it might be over thinking it but that one lion from the back is giving me major Cowardly Lion vibes

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Fairly standard antics for Ballard Street today.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Ed Kudlick would get run out of Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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So the first wizard was no less than 500 years ago!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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sweeperbravo posted:

Ohmygod ohmygod look how cute that elephant is :3: :3: :3: :kimchi:

It's a pretty fine elephant.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I hope he washed those first, it looks like he just got some used tires from somewhere on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Holy poo poo is this the first time Ed has acted like an actual human being?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Cosima posted:

What's the story here? Do they know each other?

Dawn is Wilbur's daughter, so this is HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY SANDWICH-LOVING DAD. Maybe!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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ChronicAnxiety.gif, or: Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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"However, I'm very confused as to what the hell the theme of this club is supposed to be."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Dog on car. Dog on car! :mitt: Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I'm not sure what's happening. I saw the pose and thought it was a golf comic but instead he grabbed the potted plant by the flowers and ???? Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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...and the pitch! posted:

She let Piro use her card or something

Obviously. And also her vacation was actually boring.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker

Goon mode activated.

Every parent's worst nightmare!

... :smith:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Depression strikes on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I'm shocked that the colorist for wizard of id managed to not screw that up.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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THREE DAYS OF BALLARD STREET, FEATURING:



Interior decorating!



Fun times with commas! Depending on your reading this can either be saying that the hamster is named Larry, or that there is someone called Larry involved in this.



And a man who is ready to fish at a moment's notice.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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It looks more like he just fell asleep and so she got up and applied the hold for novelty's sake. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Boop. Ballard Street.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Chairs are serious business. You want a chair you get along with. Ballard Street.

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