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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Big Data meets Ballard Street.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Indolent Bastard posted:


They finally hit my retail pet peeve. loving you over in your schedule and then belly aching when you ask for any accommodation. As if what they are doing is fine, but when you do it, you are a jerk.

I got out like two weeks ago and on the very same day I got the offer from the corporate section, my immediate boss quit via text, so the tiny department was down at that point like 2/5 of its labor and the entirety of its management staff. Never before have I identified with :yikes: so strongly.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I don't think it's a good thing!

Hell, the ostensible protagonists are the people who make the job even worse than it has to be, and also because Gil was Feuti's better strip.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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:siren: Boyce has moved to Ballard Street :siren:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Endless Mike posted:

On the one hand, yes, Pru should have been a bit more honest when Les called it a date after showering her with gifts. On the other hand, it's more than a little weird to call someone your girlfriend after one not-really date.

Most of these characters are like 18 and still dumb as heck

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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You'd probably hate my ideal world where everyone gets re tested every ten years or so then

So would I when my turn came around buuuuut eh

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Haifisch posted:

On the flip side, you'd be less likely to die from a grandpa who mixed up the gas pedal & brakes. :v:

Too bad old people vote, and they're the ones mandatory retesting would piss off the most.

Oh, I I honestly think it's a good idea for public safety (even if it would annoy everyone, including me when my turn came around). Hell, it would probably show up on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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God help me but I laughed like an idiot at this wolf shouting OW OW OW OW OW OW

Actually I'd like to ask him why his butt is perfectly flat. Look at that thing. Don't tell me what I want to do, Ballard Street!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Haifisch posted:

Today's Ratt™ just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I don't think Gilchrist is into 80s metal anyway

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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It's a lie. It's all old people fetishes all the time on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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:stare: Ballad Street

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Senior Woodchuck posted:

What the gently caress, Newspaper Spider-Man? He tried to murder you, you have witnesses, you can bring down New York's organized crime network right now just by picking up a goddamn phone!

So you're saying that Spider-Man is a menace?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I hope there's someone good at repairing water damage on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Tiggum posted:

Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)




Avatar-sized:


This is one of those panels that you can insert into anything at random, isn't it :allears:


I have questions, too. Is he pretending to be Indiana Jones, but didn't coil up his whip? Or is he some sort of... hose samurai? These kinds of questions are never answered on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Julet Esqu posted:

Star Trek


I'm kind of loving this overly affectionate robot.


YOU ARE LOVED

WHAT WAS WILL BE WHAT WILL BE WAS

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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weirdly depressing life advice, Curtis' dad

Regret nothing, do what you want. Live life like you lived on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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ub posted:

I think Nancy is exceptional because the difference in quality is just so egregious. It's an entirely different (lovely) comic strip wearing Nancy's skin.

A thought just struck me that the decline of the Simpsons is the same thing that happens to comic strips that never die. Can't think of another prime time tv show like that off the top of my head.

Yeah, but it's really striking on strips like this. Nancy and Sluggo carrying around a collections can/plate/whatever is something that could just as easily be happening modern Nancy, but there it would be "oh, look at those sweet godly children worried about the less fortunate" instead of Sluggo's absurd degree of cynicism in using it to clear a path.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Good for him. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Sometimes you can play "fetish or not?" But other times, it's really obvious. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I wonder if he made sure to have some clowns to protect him. Ballard Street.




this is one of the best captions I have ever seen

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Jerry Van Amerongen has been on a roll with the dog comics lately. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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VERY NOT SAME. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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This is yesterday's because I was both away from computer and appallingly hungover yesterday. It was a good weekend. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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sweeperbravo posted:

I'm missing something here- does the joke have something to do with the glass table or the lady's miserable face?

A little of both. If you look, she's also kicking/nudging her husband under the table as well as glaring at him, so he knows she does not want him to stay.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Skeletor just sitting there all like "maaaan I'm still chained up. This sucks."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Spider-man you don't need to mug the janitor and steal his clothes, you can just take off your suit.

...Unless you left your clothes behind when you put it on, I guess.

This is my first day of work since last Wednesday and I strongly identify with Sandy. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Lord but that Ripley is begging for an edit about diapers being that horse's fetish

I'm at work and phoneposting tho

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Ballard Street has a way better track record with ziplines than goons do.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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It's important to feel good about yourself, which everyone in this strip does. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Wumo is so bad that even depressed high school me who really liked to read comics on the internet recognized it as being loving TERRIBLE.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Not for long, it doesn't! Ha, ha, rising sea levels!

Also, I present to you: further evidence that Jeremy Clarkson does in fact live on Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Two days worth of strangely political Ballard Street.



XENOPHOBIA



DECLINING ELECTORATE PARTICIPATION

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I think I'm just going to willfully interpret Dilbert as everyone deliberately antagonizing the smug STEMlord

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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So why is the little neighbor kid out? Is this a school holiday, or did he fake sickness too, or what?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Secret scenes from Jerry's life. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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RODENT WIRETAPPING Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Controlling this impulse is the hardest part of learning to drive for any young dog. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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Eh, worse things have been done by people named Sweeney. Ballard Street.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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ANYTHING, THAT'S WHAT. Ballard Street.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

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I've never seen him before in my life. Ballard Street.

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