Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 11, 1929; click for big)

Peanuts (February 11, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Because your cheeks turn gray when you go running.

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (April 23-24, 1930)

Thimble Theater (August 28, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 07:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:57

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

And now, a whole dang week of Peanuts: Year Six (November 14-20, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 02:30

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 12, 1929; click for XL)

Peanuts (February 12, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (April 25-26, 1930)

Thimble Theater (August 29, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 09:12

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 13, 1929)

Peanuts: Hey everybody! Remember the Head Beagle thing? Remember how much you hated the Head Beagle thing? WELP... (February 16, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (August 30, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 09:11

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Skippy (December 14, 1929)

Peanuts: The Head Beagle Saga (February 17, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (April 28-29, 1930)

Thimble Theater is MIA again.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 16:05

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Six, starring the Master of Disguise. (November 21-27, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 04:13

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Peanuts (February 15, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs On Sunday (April 8 and 15, 1928)

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:50

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Skippy (December 16-17, 1929)

(Click on the second strip if your eyes are as bad as mine.)

Peanuts (February 13-14, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (April 30-June 1, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 2-3, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 08:39

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

"Many thanks for your indulgence" would make a great epitaph for this goober.

Peanuts: Year Six (November 28-December 4, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:44

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 18, 1929)

Peanuts: We now return to The Head Beagle Saga. (February 18, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean, You Goddamn Insufferable rear end in a top hat

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 2-3, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 4, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 09:33

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

I'm not doing this on purpose, if that's what you mean. It's just 1970 in order with a few syndicate reshuffles to accommodate holiday material.

Any similarity to Lucy's comments and current events is purely coincidental.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Feb 15, 2017

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 09:48

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Johnny Aztec posted:

What the hell? This is serious retarded. He prances around a while and has to get a loving IV?
Chug a Gatorade and get back out there, christ.

My stepdad spent a few days in the hospital after accidentally flushing all of the electrolytes out of his system, so I'm siding with the strip here.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 21:37

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Safety Dance posted:

This poo poo nearly happened to me at Oshkosh -- I chugged a shitload of water, nearly fainted, and recovered in a Hardees with a powerade.

Dad totally fainted, so we didn't take any chances. He also totally didn't have insurance, so we didn't let him hear the end of it.

Bloom County

Peanuts: Year Six (December 5-11, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:35

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy takes a drastic shift in tone. (December 19, 1929)

Peanuts (February 19, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 5-6, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 5, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 16:29

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Six (December 12-18, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 04:50

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 20, 1929)

Peanuts, featuring a political novice feeling his way through what he didn't anticipate to be an incredibly complicated job, and yes, this is still just an incredible coincidence. (February 20, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 7-8, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 6, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 14:13

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 21, 1929; click to zoom in on The Moral)

Peanuts (February 21, 1970)

And then he tells Chris Christie to order the same.

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 9-10, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 8, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 19:47

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Peanuts (February 22, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 03:37

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 23, 1929)

Peanuts (February 23, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 12-13, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 9, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 01:35

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Skippy (December 24, 1929)

Peanuts (February 24, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 14-15, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 10, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:23

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Six (December 19-25, 1955)

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 06:45

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 25-27, 1929)

Peanuts (February 25-27, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 16-17, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 11-13, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 14:12

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 28, 1929)

Peanuts (February 28, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 15, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 05:11

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (March 1, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean: AND NOW, THE PAYOFF!

Zoom in on the character in the title:

Crankshaft

Out Our Way With The Willets (and Wash Tubbs On Sunday) (April 22 and 29, 1928)

Bloom County

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 20:49

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 30, 1929)

Peanuts: We now continue with "This Is All Just A Horrible Coincidence, I Assure You" Theater. (March 2, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean: Off one hook, back onto another.

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 19-20, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 16, 1930)

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 22:15

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Six (December 26, 1955-January 1, 1956)

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 04:43

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (December 31, 1929-January 1, 1930)

Peanuts (March 3-4, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 21-22, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 17-18, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:22

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 2, 1930)

Peanuts (March 5, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 23-24, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 19, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:08

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Six (January 2-8, 1956)

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:01

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 3-4, 1930)

Peanuts (March 6-7, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean starring the Unbearably Useless Les Moore.

And just in case you thought Crankshaft wasn't going to end up as something stupid.

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 20 and 22, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 07:15

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (March 8, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean whips its trademark cutting-edge pop culture comedy on us.

Crankshaft

Bloom County has better turnaround time on its references.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 02:39

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Skippy (January 6-7, 1930)

Peanuts (March 9-10, 1970)

As an office drone, he was a flop, but he has a great future in merchandising.

Funky Winkerbean, in which you just had to know this poo poo was coming.

ZERO DAYS CANCERWIFE FREE :bang:

CrankAw Crap, Another Week Of THIS?

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 26-27, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 23-24, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 04:38

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 8, 1930)

Peanuts (March 11, 1970)

Funky Cancerwife

There is no way that Darin hasn't heard this story at least ten times a year since he found out.

The (Goddamn) Crankshaft Workout

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 25, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 04:20

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 9-11, 1930)

Peanuts (March 12-14, 1970)

Funky Cancerwife

Hey Les, whatever happened to that book you wrote about Cayla? Yeah, that's what I thought, you jerk.

Crankshaft

And we end the week on yet another tasteless PTSD "joke".

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater, in which Snork finds out what King Features and various animation studios have known for decades: Popeye can't be killed. (September 26-27 and 29, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 06:30

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Peanuts (March 15, 1970)

The Adventures of Les Moore, Smirking rear end in a top hat

Crankshaft

Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs On Sunday (May 6 and 13, 1928)

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 02:57

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 13, 1930)

Peanuts (March 16, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 28-29, 1930)

Thimble Theater (September 30, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 03:11

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 14-15, 1930)

Peanuts (March 17-18, 1970)

Meanwhile, Funky Winkerbean searches for the Blair Witch, or something.

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (October 1`-2, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:00

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County

Skippy (January 16-17, 1930)

Peanuts (March 19-20, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way (May 30-31, 1930)

Thimble Theater (October 3-4, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 02:46

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Skippy (January 18, 1930)

Peanuts (March 21, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

This week's FW sequence has been morose to the brink of troubling, especially when you read it right next to Crankshaft. Which is the reason that I keep stacking them that way, of course.

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (October 6, 1930)

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 04:24

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:57

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts (March 22, 1970)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs on Sunday (May 20 and 27, 1928)

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 01:33

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