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HEY EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR OLD BUDDY DON WEST HERE, AND HAVE I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL...FOR YOU! NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "DON, HOW CAN ANYTHING BE BETTER THAN THE BROWN BAG SPECIAL, WHERE YOU GET RANDOM ITEMS FOR A MERE $15, INCLUDING DVDS, T-SHIRTS, AND MORE!" WELL WHAT I HAVE HERE FOR YOU IS A rare DON WEST l00k AT THE LATEST EPISODE OF TNA IMPACT. LET'S CHECK IT OUT!
TNA Impact: Cross The Line! posted:
Immortal (Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, Scott Steiner, Jeff Jarrett) come out, and Hogan is very angry about not having the TNA World Title in Immortal, and demands that Sting comes to the ring. That Joker Sting comes to the ring, gets in, and announces to the world that the champ is here and IT'S SHOWTIME. Before he can continue, Hogan prepares to scream at Sting until Bischoff calms him down, and proudly declares that the strongest, toughest, most gifted wrestler in Immortal will be facing Sting for the TNA World Title at Hardcore Justice. Scott Steiner prepares to step up as that man is announced...JEFF JARRETT. Steiner stares on in shock as Sting laughs and says that for a second he was worried he was going to be facing Steiner, but it looks like Big Poppa Pump is just Bischoff's Bitch Pump. Steiner gets into a frothing rage, but turns it not on Sting, but on Immortal. Even without a mic, everyone can hear Steiner yelling about how he's bigger, strongest, sexier, and smarter than anyone in Immortal, and HE should be getting the loving title shot!
Samoa Joe wrestles Mr. Anderson in an even bout, until they brawl up the ramp and are both counted out!
Mr. Anderson gets the advantage, and grabs a pipe that is lying around. He prepares to bash Joe's head in, when a man who identifies himself as Okato (we think? I don't speak Orient, Tenay.) convinces him to not do it. After Anderson walks off, Joe stares at Okato, and looks confused before offering a tentative thanks before walking off.
A VIDEO OF VELVET SKY'S rear end. SHE IS VERY HOT.
A debuting Zema Ion pins Kid Kash.
Douglas Williams, Magnus, and D'Angelo Dinero defeat Rob Terry, Robbie E, and Jerry Lynn when Dinero pins Robbie E.
In his office, Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan, Bully Ray, and Abyss are still trying to calm down an irate Scott Steiner. Steiner says he wants Sting's rear end, and dammit he wants it now, for the title! Bischoff says that he won't do that, as they can't do World Title matches on normal TV, that'd be stupid and not get these marks to give up their money. However, what Bischoff will do is give Scott Steiner an outlet, against a man who was TNA World Champion not very long ago, one Rob Van Dam. In addition, it'll be inside a Steel Cage, and there will be no escape! It must end in a pin, a submission, or knockout. Steiner thinks this is stupid loving bullshit, but it does calm him down enough that Hogan, Bully, and Abyss are able to lead him away while talking about how much Van Dam is going to bleed tonight. Bischoff sits back in his chair, when he realizes someone has been standing in the room the entire time! IT'S STING! Sting thinks Bischoff's idea for the main event is excellent, but he's offended at the idea that World Title matches should be on PPV and not free television. So, since Sting isn't going to defend his title tonight, he's got a special gift for Eric Bischoff, to keep him busy so he doesn't interfere in the match he just made. Sting reaches behind a curtain and pulls out A RAVEN. The Raven jumps onto Bischoff's desk, and Bischoff looks at the bird in terror. Bischoff tries to reach for his keyboard, and the bird bites at his hand. BISCHOFF SELLS FOR THE BIRD! Sting then leaves the room, cackling, and locks the door from the outside, trapping Bischoff and The Bird in the room.
In a 4 Way Match to Determine who gets an X Division Title Shot at Hardcore Justice - Austin Aries defeated Tony Nese (via pin), Alex Shelley, and Mark Haskins.
The Apex Redditor Le Brian Kendrick reacts to the 4 Way results backstage when Rosita walks up. Kendrick offers a tip of the fedora and a "m'lady", which is met by a look of confusion. Rosita thanks Brian for fixing her computer earlier in the week and asks if he's ready to take on Austin Aries at Hardcore Justice. Kendrick says he's up for the challenge of beating Aries and asks Rosita out for a post-Hardcore Justice romantic dinner to celebrate his inevitable win. Rosita can barely conceal her look of disgust and responds "Uhhh Brian....you're a nice guy but I think of you as a just a friend." She walks away while Kendrick sighs and sulks away, fedora in hand.
Rob Van Dam is interviewed by the newest member of the interview team, THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR. Flair talks about how there is nobody in the world more dangerous than an angry Scott Steiner, and tonight, RVD is going to be locked in a cage with him, what is RVD's plan on how to survive, let alone win? Rob laughs it off, and points out that he is The Whole drat Show, Mr. TNA, and it doesn't matter how dangerous Scott Steiner is, nothing is more dangerous than the wrestling of one Rob. Van. Dam. After RVD leaves, Flair shrugs and says that's probably right.
Gunner faces Eric Young. Gunner wins. That one guy with the Gunner avatar is probably really happy.
TNA World Tag Team Champions Beer Money come out, and talk about they are unquestionably the best tag team in the world today. Mexican America come out and disagree, then everyone brawls!
Kurt Angle squashes Ink Inc. It is great fun.
TNA Knockouts Champion Mickie James, Angelina Love, and Winter defeat Velvet Sky and Knockouts Tag Team Champions Brooke Tessmacher and Tara when Mickie pins Tessmacher.
Scott Steiner vs. Rob Van Dam in a No Escape Steel Cage. This match is simply brutal, as Steiner begins in control, and every time RVD gets some momentum, it gets cut off with a form of suplex. The end comes when RVD goes for the Rolling Thunder, only to be caught and dropped right on his head, then given a Steiner Screwdriver, and the referee is forced to stop the match when RVD passes out in the Steiner Recliner.
We return to the back, where we see Eric Bischoff crash through the glass window of his office to escape from THE VICIOUS BIRD. He's bruised and bleeding, but he survived Sting's monster, and thus he declares himself victorious. He stands up, brushes himself off, and goes to leave when suddenly a baseball bat swings into view, hitting Bischoff right in the face! We pan to the side and see a man holding a bat...and wearing a SCOTT STEINER MASK!
NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT THIS WAS A SOLID B SHOW TO ME. BIRD IS SOMETHING SPECIAL!
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