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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Another year passed and another year of horrible cartoons to vote on. Welcome to the Fifth Annual Gay Abortions!

Previous Years' Gay Abortions:
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 Mid-term, 2015, 2016 Mid-Term

Process:
Any poster may submit cartoons until 23:59 EST on January 8th. Please only submit a single cartoon for each category. Please only submit a specific cartoon to a single category, the exception being Overall Worst Cartoon. A post does not require a nominee for each category. Everyone is allowed one post in which to nominate cartoons. If you would like to change your nominees, please edit that post before the deadline on January 8th. Please do not submit anything produced after December 31st of 2016.

What was submitted to the Mid-Term Repository will be automatically entered for nomination consideration. Worst Flint Water Crisis Cartoon will be moved to Worst "Tragedy" Cartoon. Worst Clinton 'Scandals' Cartoon will be combined into a new category of Worst 2016 Election Cartoon. 'Nonsense, This Is An Election Year' is getting canned. We tried it last year and ehhhhh...

Not all submissions will be in the final lists. Lists will be cut to avoid bloat. If your nomination did not make the list I am sorry.

Voting will begin immediately after the submissions are compiled into the post below this one. Voting will last till 23:59 EST on January 15th. The votes will be tallied and results announced as soon as tallying is done. Vote for each category by naming the category and the letter indicating that political cartoon. A template ballot will be provided.

Judges:
Spiffster and I are this year's tyrannical judges. Koishi Komeiji and Abyssal Squid will be helping with tallying votes.
The judges may agree to veto any submission or trim a list if there are too many nominees. Please ask if you have questions about the Gay Abortions Awards or any part of the nomination and voting processes.

Rules and Suggestions:
Standard D&D rules apply.
Please don't quote all the images from a nomination post unless you intend to discuss all them.
For discussions about current politics not related to the Awards, please take it to the regular Political Cartoons Thread.
Post political cartoons of at least some prominence. Any thread regular or syndicated cartoonist is fine, pulling cartoons from a nobody's DeviantArt account is not.

Categories:
  • Worst Cartoon about Brexit
  • Worst Cartoon about the Pulse Shooting
  • Worst 2016 Election Cartoon
  • Worst Cartoon about Gun Control
  • Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy
  • Worst Obituary Cartoon
  • Worst Caricature
  • Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon
  • Worst Cartoon about a Movie
  • Worst Label
  • Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon
  • Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon
  • Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon
  • Most Easily Reinterpreted
  • Overall Worst Political Cartoon
  • Best Edit/Parody


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:siren:Winners:siren:
Worst Cartoon about Brexit
1st

2nd

Cristina Sampaio won with 30%, taking the lead by just one vote over Kirschen.

Worst Cartoon about the Pulse Shooting
1st

2nd

Two week lead, 60 hours research and 38% of the vote gets Tinsley the prize. Summers was not far behind with 31%.

Worst 2016 Election Cartoon
1st

2nd

:stare: Yeah... Branco gets the award with a whopping 44%. Garrison is second.

Worst Cartoon about Gun Control
1st

2nd

Ramirez wins with 32%

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy
1st

2nd

Rall remembers a tragedy from 2015 to remind us of what is really important: Ted Rall can't find work. He got 28% of the vote. Jarlsberg is close behind with 24%

Worst Obituary Cartoon
1st

2nd

'Somebody died and young people suck' McKee for 25%. Wise gets 22%.

Worst Caricature
1st

2nd

Ramirez drew a jellyfish and called it a man. He got 28%. Kirschen's nightmare Sanders got him 25%.

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon
1st

2nd

Emad Hajjaj with 28%. Ramirez second with 24%.

Worst Cartoon about a Movie
1st

2nd

Garrison gets an astounding 73% of the vote for this dreck.

Worst Label
1st

2nd

Ramirez wins by 25%. The rest are fairly even with their votes.

Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon
1st

2nd

Leak's cartoon was so bad it drew the attention of the HRC and rightly wins with 25%. Gary takes second with 22%

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon
1st

2nd

gently caress you Branco. 38%

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon
1st

2nd

Why even bother filling in the stars all the way? Gary goes for gold with 31%

Most Easily Reinterpreted
1st

2nd

The nazi who doesn't want to be called a nazi gets 45%. Tinsley is a distant second.

Overall Worst Political Cartoon
1st

2nd

Garrison proves his loathsomeness by taking both first AND second, 21% and 20% respectively.

Best Edit/Parody
1st

2nd

:blush: World Famous W wins with 36%. Rorus Raz is not far behind with his excellent Kelly edit.



Thanks to everyone who participated this year and to the people who helped! See you all next year (if we're all still alive)!

We're all going to die

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 17, 2017

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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Worst Cartoon about Brexit:





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Worst Cartoon about the Pulse Shooting:





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Worst 2016 Election Cartoon:







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Worst Cartoon about Gun Control:







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Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:









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Worst Obituary Cartoon:











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Worst Caricature:











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Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon:














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Worst Cartoon about a Movie:





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Worst Label:









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Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon:












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Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:








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Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon:










  1. It's making fun of Eric Allie for drawing the same cartoon for a year.
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Most Easily Reinterpreted:











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Overall Worst Political Cartoon:











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Best Edit/Parody:









  1. Rorus Raz/rum sodomy Rainbow Dash/Pants Donkey posted:

    Due to my strong personal convictions,
    I wish to stress that this parody in no
    way endorses a belief in the fascist.
    :spooky:-rsRD :spooky:

    It's close to midnight and something banal's lurking
    in the dark
    Under the screenlight you see a post that almost stops
    your heart
    You try to type, but habit takes your hands before
    you make it
    You start to write, as it looks you right between
    the eyes
    You realize

    You're making Hitler, Hitler tripe
    And no one's gonna save them from the burns you're gonna
    type
    You know it's Hitler, Hitler tripe
    You're fighting for your life against a filler
    Hitler tonight

    You hear the keys click and realize there's more to
    what you've done
    You see the butt dick and you know that the fightin's just
    begun
    You close your eyes and hope that this is just
    imagination
    But all the while you feel the dark posts creepin' up
    your mind
    They'll see this time

    'Cause this is Hitler, Hitler tripe
    There ain't no real defense against the man from
    the Third Reich
    You know it's Hitler, Hitler tripe
    You're fighting for your life against a filler
    Hitler tonight

    Your comments fall
    And the quote nests start in their grim parade
    There's no escapin' the laws of the internet this time
    (Though you try)
    This won't defeat their gripe

    They're out to get you; there's wingnuts closing in on
    every side
    They will contest you unless you change the subject to
    your aisle
    Now is the time for you and I to muddle facts
    forever
    All through the night you'll tell them they're the bad men in
    this screed
    They will concede

    That they're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
    'Cause I can own you more than callout post
    would ever dare try
    Dude, you're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
    So let me set you right and share a iller, swiller
    filler
    Hitler here tonight

    Cause they're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
    'Cause I can own you more than callout post
    would ever dare try
    Dude, you're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
    So let me set you right and share a iller, swiller

    "Darkness falls across the land
    the Godwin hour is close at hand
    Pundits trawl in search of takes
    to terrorize y'all's tweeting place
    And whosoever shall be found
    without the nerve for doubling down
    Must stand and face the rants and shouts
    and rot inside the tweets called out

    The foulest tricks will only tread
    the memes of forty thousand threads
    And grizzled hicks from every end
    are posting poo poo to keep the trend
    And though you fight to stay adult
    your body starts to quiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    the evil of the Hitler"

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jan 12, 2017

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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ComradeCosmobot posted:

Why is there a category about gun control? Were there really that many cartoons about that this past year?
There were a good number in the beginning of the year. We have about enough for a full category from the Repository. If we don't get enough submitted to fill it out it might just silently be dropped.

Ragnar34 posted:

Every post should end with a non-excremental comic so we can occasionally give our souls a little rinse while we wade through all this.
A little against the spirit of the awards. Also that is what the Edit/Parody is for.

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jan 3, 2017

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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All repository cartoons are automatically entered. You can go ahead and do another entry post here if you did one in the repository.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Submissions are now over. Will have the nomination post up in the next couple of days.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Just an update. I've had a few scheduling problems at work and have not had a chance to get all nominations gathered and rehosted yet. Will try to have that done by Thursday night.

Sorry for the delays.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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:siren:Nomination Post is now up!:siren:
Voting will go till 23:59 EST on January 15th. After voting we will tally results.

We had to move a few cartoons around. Had to recreate Brexit and Pulse categories due to spill over. All 'artists' were allowed one entry per category except for in '2016 Election' (not enough entries otherwise) and 'Overall Worst' (tried not to trim this one to much).

If something you nominated did not make the listing this year, we are sorry. Thanks to everyone who contributed in this and the Mid-Terms. Also thanks to Spiffster for helping me trim and sort the nomination list.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Voting ends in four hours!

If you have not got your ballot in, ya need to get to it!

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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:siren:Voting is now over!:siren:

Please do not submit any more ballots or edit your ballot post. The judges will now tally the votes and we should have the winners announced in a couple of days.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Votes are counted, but I have to work a double and a turn around today/tomorrow. The results should be up tomorrow evening. Thanks for your patience.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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The 'winners' are now up. Thanks to everyone who took part in this little tradition of ours. See ya'll next year!

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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

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Trogdos! posted:

I would have liked second and third place winners being shown in all categories, maybe 2nd and 3rd timg'd. Perhaps that's too :effort: I'm just nitpicking
Yeah, I can do that for second place winners. Edited it up.

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