Auspol January 2017: relentless incoherence and incompetence.

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Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Ameteur. Should have had the coin slot attached to the seat.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 22:43

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:15

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Kommando posted:

and yet you can take the top off the toilet

I thought that sentence was going in another way (which I'm sure considered by tenants).

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 23:12

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is iSnack 2.0 halaal?

Abomination unto the lord iirc

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 03:55

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

quote:

Mr Dutton said he wants a debate on the test to weed out "a minority who are on a pathway to citizenship that we need to have a closer look at", including people involved in gang activity, crime and terrorism.

quote:

Applicants are also subjected to a character test, which prevents them attaining citizenship if they have a criminal conviction against their name.

uhhh...

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 05:46

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

ewe2 posted:

They already check on people's criminal history, what Dutton wants is a test where applicants rule themselves out or can be caught in a lie to make rejecting them without review a simple rubber-stamp.

Are you a terrorist?

No [ ]
Lol [ ]

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 05:52

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Ten Becquerels posted:

Unrelated but apparently a 13 year-old in Brisbane died because choking yourself to get high is a fad now? Is this just a Queensland thing or am I a huge goober for never having heard of this in school??

It's a thing, and not just in QLD.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking_game

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 03:18

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DancingShade posted:

Legend has it they were collectively involved in making a delicious biscuit.

Have you seen the rations that became the biscuit we know today? It was a dried ration that you boiled to make really lovely gruel.

You can still see them at the Australian War Memorial, as in, 100 year old biscuits.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 15:26

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 14:05

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DancingShade posted:

Wait which member of one nation is this?

Oh yeah, another ON candidate has been kicked for hating on the gays.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 13:39

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Was it the Chinese one?

Taiwanese. Don't worry though, according to her, she's one of the "good Asians" (her words)

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 13:55

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Recoome posted:

didn't last long lmao

e: Can't find a source, is this true?

Yeah, her name is Shan Ju Lin.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 21:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

One Nation even sounds a bit dystopian.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 16:12

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

^^abc news livestream usually would

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/PoliticsFairfax/status/819743670647693312

Time to take out the rubbish.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 04:29

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Was this HIS phone? What an amateur.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I don't think I've ever heard One Nation talk about medicinal cannabis. What is even going on.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:18

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Guys, stop falling for clickbait advertising.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 07:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I tried to find the footage of Danny & Co dancing but couldn't track it down.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 23:36

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Periphery posted:

So if we threaten them enough they'll put it back up, yeah?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 01:52

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Anidav posted:

The Coalition government is going to target more than 3 million of elderly and disabled Australians with its controversial Centrelink "robo-debt" campaign, Parliamentary documents show.

Boy, they really are determined to lose the next election huh?

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 04:22

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Ten Becquerels posted:

Our national anthem really is misleading, all this stuff about people coming across the seas to the boundless plains we have to share, but people who actually do come across the sea get to share in the joy of being shoved into a camp or yelled at in the street for wearing a hijab.

I quote this line at idiots, because I know they don't know the words. Even fewer people know the words to the fourth

quote:

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share

It's boundless plains of white people only.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 07:05

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

The go to response to a well paid profession is nursing? I'm guessing this writer knows literally no nurses.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 04:47

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The Peccadillo posted:

http://tonyabbott.com.au/2017/01/2017-economic-imperatives/

quote:

The first rule of government should be to do no harm.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 06:25

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Konomex posted:

As a teacher I'd be willing to bet all my money that if pay was linked to performance SOOOO many teachers would fudge the numbers to give themselves a pay increase. Heck, some of them fudge those numbers anyway. Who needs reliable data.

Oh you're a lazy piece of poo poo that works in a rich area? Here, have a bonus.

Oh, you're working to the best of your ability with the kids of drunks who don't get taken to school half the time and have a host of behavioural issues? Obviously need to work harder.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 06:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I really like the repeated attempts to make rainbows look sinister.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 06:57

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Apparently I'm allowed to wear non standard uniform for Australia Day week. Anyone know any work appropriate shirts that show solidarity with Indigenous Australians that I could get in the next few days?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 06:52

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Graic Gabtar posted:

An App!

https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/report-litter/id483072539?mt=8

I like how the app appears to encourage taking photos of people while driving their car.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 01:39

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Was it a goon who noticed that sieg heil?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:18

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

But will the self driving car be able to complain about uber and immigrants and agree with John Laws?

Only one cabbie I see at work complains about immigrants, she's super racist towards Indians. Is that a thing? Taxi drivers hating immigrants?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 02:37

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Recoome posted:

Potentially unpopular opinion but I'm pretty annoyed that Triple J holds the Hot100 today

Hot 100 is on New Years, I thought you were cool.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 23:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

adamantium|wang posted:

What? Get hosed. What?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 00:30

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ungulateman posted:

yeah i'm really loving confused by that bill leak cartoon, you have to read it really obtusely for it to not be critical of australia day???

https://twitter.com/BLeakEksplayned/status/824386597424504832

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 01:26

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

This is glorious.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 23:17

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:15

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Send to states, get detained/deported. Calling it now if it ever gets that far

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 05:59

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