Auspol January 2017: relentless incoherence and incompetence.

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The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Thanks to this countries' vast and accurate archives of convict histories, I've traced my mothers side of the family back to the 2nd fleet of convicts arriving to Australia.

The crimes that my great, great, etc. relatives' committed to be sentenced to this gaping brown land were:
Male: stole a goose
Female: was 'incorrigible'
They met in country and bred profusely as any good Tasmanian is want to do in the cold winter to spring seasons of our southernmost land.

I'm glad Dutton has the spuds to keep our proud country free of all those other ne'er-do-wells that aren't directly related to me and might lay claim to my hereditary apple orchards so long as I don't have to do any of the actually labour.

e. vvv representation of Christensen taking the floor

How did you do that? Family members in Tassie have been trying for years to track down our convict ancestors with little luck

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 00:12

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:36

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all teenagers are idiots

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:46

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Yep, ON is full of rampant homophobes but the Queensland candidate went too far even for them.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 23:41

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Les Affaires posted:

Obviously she wants to Ley low for a while.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:50

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I would like to abolish currency and invent matter replicators, does anyone have a spare trillion dollars?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 03:04

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Rod is bankrupt for real this time.

He's always been morally bankrupt.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 06:51

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adamantium|wang posted:

Queensland State MP Steve Dickson has left the LNP for PHON.

lol, member for Buderim

e: also I wonder if this will accelerate the inevitable merger of LNP with PHON

The Before Times fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jan 13, 2017

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 02:14

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New Pope

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 00:06

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Konomex posted:

It's all coming to plan, first we let One Nation win Queensland, then we send all the poo poo people there, then we let the cyclones and floods and spiders murder them hunger games style.

I can only assume this is whats happening, otherwise who would vote One Nation?

Don't forget building a wall around Queensland and making the Queenslanders pay for it. Call it an Abbott-proof fence.

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Donald Trump fires acting Attorney-General after she said she couldn't defend his travel ban :allears:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 03:32

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