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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



PALE SPECTRES posted:

in the cyberpunk future I ceaselessly search for extensions to edge because my autism cant deal with the fact I can never uninstall it

i, too, am constantly edging

Improbable Lobster posted:

in the cyberpunk future all sex toys operate via teledildonics

in the cyberpunk future all offline sex toys are called dumbbones

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

PALE SPECTRES posted:

eq

in the cyberpunk future i prolly need to take a break from the internet

in cyberpunk future-
internet breaks you!

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
people stream themselves playing video games for 24 hours to try and raise money for decaying primary medical facilities

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

...or

but right now,
the internet needs a break from you!

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

Agile Vector posted:

in the cyberpunk future all offline sex toys are called dumbbones
dulldos

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
did it work?

e: aww yeah

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Syncopated posted:

did it work?

e: aww yeah

:radcat:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

they'll all be AI controlled quadcopter Dildrones

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
citizens of the cyberpunk future will spend long hours at work posting on the green forums only to come home and relax by posting on the amber forums all evening

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
going to start a business building home delivery drone docking stations to extend the range of the dildrones. maybe get a gang tag too

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i'm actually a cipherpunk

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

AtomD posted:

people stream themselves playing video games for 24 hours to try and raise money for decaying primary medical facilities

poo poo, this is pretty cyberpunk

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

MSPain posted:

citizens of the cyberpunk future will spend long hours at work posting on the green forums only to come home and relax by posting on the amber forums all evening

already ahead of the curve :c00l:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gonna listen to an out of print billy idol album

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

everyone's bank accounts are emptied every time a semi-skilled hacker passes through the neighbourhood

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

yippee cahier posted:

everyone's bank accounts are emptied every time a semi-skilled hacker passes through the neighbourhood

watch_dogs 2017

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Iridium posted:

they'll all be AI controlled quadcopter Dildrones

please dont share my lexx cosplay

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
you call it marketing, i like to call it desire hacking

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

AtomD posted:

i like to call it desire hacking

Jeffrey Dahmer TNG

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Agile Vector posted:

please dont share my lexx cosplay

lexx owns

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
typical teenage girl, c. Cyberpunk 2017

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hacking my way through millions of lines of Huawei black ICE to steal the presidential sex tape

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

hitting up my black market contacts for a hacker who can break the encryption on my bluetooth hairbrush

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


some appliances ain't supposed to be smart, chummer

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/GonzoHacker/status/822999376750583808

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

big scary monsters posted:

i'm actually a cipherpunk

what does this post say? I don't have big scary monsters' public key

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boiled Water posted:

what does this post say? I don't have big scary monsters' public key


big scary monsters posted:

D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
cyberphunk

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I'm really more of a ciderpunk

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
cyber-unc

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




red box, blue box
cyberphunk boombox


new gibson nickname sounding accurate :3:

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
i`m a cyberhunk
just like that videogame guy who can`t ask for stuff

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
did anyone say cybercrunk yet? no? ok just checking

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

CybKerPlunk





if you are a literal childe who never played kerplunk then just don't even talk to me

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
cyberchunk

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
cyber*thunk*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



actually we're entering into the cybercuck future

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

cybermonk

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

douglas adams is ehhh

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
She's a cyberphreak!

(nice gangtagz)

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