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that's a pretty good tag. maybe i should get that

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AtomD posted:

it's called altaba because when your browser loads it you altabaway from it

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well origa's dead so that's not a good start for the music

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tbf that's like the absolute mildest response you can expect when loving with aztechnology and their consumer brands in aztlan

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happiness is mandatory, citizen consumer

it's nothing new tech-wise, though. i think one of the kinect example apps in the xbox one sdk pre-release was exactly this image. skeleton overlay, info about the face, and i think instead of happy: yes/no it had a range of emotion it could detect

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don't worry we've got a way to deal with these sorts of conflicts

you own a katana right?

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it's just not the same without the cool shades

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i gotta be honest, from a purely visceral standpoint i'd think people would be a bit more discerning about what they shoot in their eyes versus anywhere else

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eschaton posted:

eyeball tattoos and implants are a thing

i have no love of needles in the first place, and this doesn't help. i should probably accept i'd make a pretty lovely cyberpunk

well the corporate shitbag lifestyle isn't that bad i guess

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Midjack posted:

i expect to see widely televised lethal human-human blood sports in my lifetime.

in 2031, in an attempt to control violence among unemployed millenials, the us government legalized no holds barred fighting. starbucks coffee working with the usg established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. the fights' popularity grew with their brutality. soon starbucks discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. the professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and punchable douchebags in known space selected to fight in a grand tournament

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not nearly enough neon

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tell me about the rabbits george
*flying dildo zooms past*

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i wonder if they have stores for bespoke artisanal tracksuits too

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i'm the mellifluous buttocks

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drat that's pretty good

could use more skulls though

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i wouldn't say returns is mediocre, but it's true that it's a step below dragonfall and hong kong. if you want to play return, definitely play it first or you'll miss the improvements they made in the other two

$11 for the whole series is a really good deal though

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just quoting this to say i've been listening to this since yesterday and it is still pretty loving good

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my first reaction was "oh wow a wedge :geno:" but this is actually pretty cool

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yeah i'm guessing the idea is that other robots will aim for that and just punch through and fall out of the arena like idiots. assuming those robots aren't just remote controlled

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not if you've got novahot skills it ain't!

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consumerism bitch

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plz don't gameshame

coinshame all the gently caress you want though because lol at those people

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if you don't go with supernintendo you can go get hosed

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no poo poo. full body cyborgs don't grow hair moron

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must be pretty good quality stuff considering jensen routinely explodes like a giant hand grenade and his jacket seems just fine

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watch_dogs 3 looking good

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cyberpunker answer: some mystery chem i stole from a megacorp lab

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as a cyberpunk i think i should gut you with my katana

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how's that different if you're going full-on cyberpunk?

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are those things common enough that people have translated the specs from russian?

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it can't be that much of a step between "drive screws into truck frames" and "drive screws into faces"

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a very un-cyberpunk statement

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that first bullet point was generated by a markov chain. you're not gonna convince me otherwise

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meh. wake me up when we get cranial bomb implants

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well if i didn't get you to digitally sign a smart contract backed by a triple-a i'm only getting what i deserve. or what the triple-a wants, which is also what i want (and need!) as a loyal employee

regardless i still want a skullgun, though

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and i'm presented in the form of vomitoxin code

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lol if you think you can afford the impeccable craftsmanship of a genuine japanese container unless you're some kinda high roller

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i think you mean completely awesome

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santa sighed as he drew his katana

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