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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Trabandiumium posted:

18 year uptime isn't bad

lol

infernal machines posted:

they finally got wise and used him as the agent smith template

crossover plots looking good

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ConanTheLibrarian posted:

I cant believe this is a real life thing and that theres more than one of them

the sprawl is real and it is accurately lovely

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ugh i hate mobos with at power supplies

Sagebrush posted:

I'm the hotel WiFi you're gonna try to upload 200 gigs of encrypted disk image across

im the delta backup any good phone os creates when idling on wifi

Roosevelt posted:

just set your lock screen to goatse and fib about your pass code

its all fives right in the hole right on the ring

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Bulgakov posted:

actually thanks to modern capitalism your idea of the 21st century poor is people so lucky as to receive devices worth a deprecated $800 american dollaros

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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angry_keebler posted:

now i'm getting ready to pump the cyberpunk future

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

well we know from cable companies that's the hardest bit :mmmhmm:

:getin:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Kerbal Sqft Program

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Doom Mathematic posted:

code:

EXT. DESERT, DAY

RYAN GOSLING encounters a TORTOISE on its BACK.

He DOESN'T help.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

tell me about the rabbits george
*flying dildo zooms past*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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feeling fully sick right now

https://twitter.com/CDPROJEKTRED/status/872840969795899394

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jun 8, 2017

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Captain Foo posted:

yakov Smirnoff black ICE

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Crusader posted:

oh drat, first I've heard of this one - thx



im Precursor James

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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pretty sure im closer to post lobotomy willis corto if im pickin cyberpunk characters

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

i think the NSA has been taking a fish/barrel policy for a long time now

they're also pretty interested in just where a person is and what cell towers and hotspots they're hitting vs. trying to figure out your hosed up texts

if they can monitor towers and approximate location then they can grab other people in that range and that metadata paints an interesting picture, so yeah those texts are just a nice detail in the story

the real benefit of spying and monitoring is all the detail abstracted general data can provide. search history, location data, and some logging can tell a whole story that a few vague messages miss. lol when people think theyre immune and have been leaking that stuff everywhere

kind of a hosed up and cyberpunky time :hehe:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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this isnt even a fraction of the games craziness. I got hacked by an atm and it took my legs offline, and a camera gave me audiovisual hallucinations when i failed once

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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motoko foodsanagi

syscall girl posted:

molly millions origin story was that she won @ maccy's monopoly

boardwalk on her cup and park place on her john's

poor rube never saw it coming as she'd replaced his with a baltic avenue from the kid at the next table by the time he got back from the can

:capitalism:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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FMguru posted:

vegas movies: con air, honeymoon in vegas, leaving las vegas, fear and loathing, swingers, oceans 11/13, diamonds are forever

defcon movies: sneakers, enemy of the state, the conversation, swordfish

if you only choose one: wargames

oooooh but sneakers is so good for nerdin! i grew up on war games but sneakers is my goto now, hackers for some fun though

Midjack posted:

so are honey i blew up the kid and resident evil extinction

heck just go with the stand :getin:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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add the cooler for some sad face william h macy

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Crusader posted:

moscow is pretty cyberpunk on its own too:



shinra corp is doing great things


a scanner darkly cars movie looking good

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

We have such seats to show you.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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the revision was called scopio

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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why wont millenials go out to eat and drink more??

*boomer frantically wrings hands while refreshing facebook and twitter for beer pictures*

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

:supaburn: that's not ironic! :supaburn:

its just coincidental! 🤖

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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infernal machines posted:

my abuse of substance d has rendered me unable to differentiate dreams from reality

e: no wait, that was melatonin

hell yeah the orange octagons

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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me, in hacker voice: im in :10bux:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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super rounded edges mean high tech corp goods so it fits well, especially if the plastic is white

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Silver Alicorn posted:

I bought a new blu ray today & watched it

honestly I am disappointed they didn't keep the caddys

tempted to get fifth element on bluray now that its almost a dead gay format the most cyberpunk of formats

SO DEMANDING posted:

i ain't just quoting stymie im DOUBLE QUOTING stymie

the solution of course is, and always shall be, piracy

two quotes make a not quote


fuckin play those light speed briefs ads jeff

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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roll that beautiful brief footage

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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angry_keebler posted:

in 2525, mankind wears the superman data crystals from an earlier age as jewelry, lights their cooking fires with the strange spellword thinwood from the dryrooms thoughtfully left behind by the ancients from the beforetime

actually three women fight to stay alive

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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oh cool the new ernest cline book is out

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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wanna lose my mind o̱̤̰̝ņ ̦̯͉̣̗͘ͅt͕h̶̤͓̩͕a̛̞͎̖͕̣t̻̝͉͟ ̼̝͔̮͓̥̙a̴̩͈̳͔s̗̯͟s̙͕̗̥̟s̜̻̺̯̮̖͝ss̰͕̞͇s̥̞͡s̝͝s̼ͅͅ

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Schadenboner posted:

Snow Crash: now available in rear end form

snow crash was always rear end op

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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***LOADING HACKING TOOLS***

hacker voice: im insider trading

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Moist von Lipwig posted:

hahahaah i wanna hear this

the takishi kovacs novels have this and it is hilarious, a husky sounding southern gal voice is the most amazing thing and the terrible sex scenes are better for it because they are embarrassingly bad but with a laugh theyre wonderful

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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that chinese surveillance thing is terrifying and neat but im almost more impressed the labels have proper perspective

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Boiled Water posted:

i think it’s just the effect of a monitor being recorded with a phone

aww drat, on rewatch yeah :sigh:

lancemantis posted:

I feel like I already saw something like this

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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ugh AHo, literally a bad cyberpunk villain drawing of a man

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

*cums corporate secrets into cup under eye of bored lab tech*

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

frankly i hope they pass strong turtle control laws to reduce these everyday tragedies

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