Cyberpunk 2017

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as a regular punk how do i put in the cyber?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 03:54

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:58

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Optimus_Rhyme posted:

The test is really easy:

1 - Name one cyborg
2 - Read one really lovely novel with cyborgs in it
3 - Name this program with the extension:

ive seen johnny mnemonic a few times

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 06:04

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Phoenixan posted:

listening to electroindustrial & obsessing over robocop is also a good start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWjBPIbJMzY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzONKizb9eY ?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 19:41

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maniacdevnull posted:

cybermonk

douglas adams is ehhh

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 05:57

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still holding out hope for a cybercrunk tag

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 05:03

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that would require any level of discernible talent skill or gumption

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 08:16

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carry on then posted:

let's face it, you cant torquemada anything

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 04:28

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angry_keebler posted:

following more than a century of declining revenue ever since their chief spokesperson was mired in scandal, in 2120 the kraft food corporation, in pursuit of increasing sales in a hyper-competitive retro dessert market, creates the world's first artificial super intelligence. its primary instruction is to increase the consumption of jell-o to its practical maximum.

4.8 seconds after activation, the kraft-o-matic seizes control of the global telecommunications system and uses it to activate an improvised army of domestic and military robots. the devastating preemptive attack lasts 44 minutes and eliminates 80% of the human population. after a series of futile skirmishes, the disorganized remnants of humanity are rounded up and forced to live in coffin sized pods filled with jell-o, are force fed jell-o, and when they die their bodies are dissolved and used as raw materials to create more jell-o

in order to promote acquiescence to this new world order, kraft-o-matic wires the remaining humans brains directly into a sophisticated virtual reality, initially little more than pro jell-o propaganda, but which gradually becomes an increasingly sophosticated scenario until mankind finally exists in a perpetual simulation of the late 1990s, the last time jell-o was seen as a wholesome dessert with a wholesome spokesperson.

considering what he had to work with brian herbert did a pretty alright job with the butlerian jihad prequels

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 05:01

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:58

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Improbable Lobster posted:

he's a stupid gently caress man

hell, same

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 21:15

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