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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Fifty Shades Darker trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLqJLeTMVU

I'm the horror movie edit ex girlfriend

Debuting this with a new Taylor Swift song is...a choice

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

A really funny choice

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Tars Tarkas posted:

An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o

This has the potential to be the best film of the year. I really should watch Skyline, and re-watch that there AVP: R.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

FlamingLiberal posted:

Also that intro scene where an obvious James Bond stand-in goes into some kind of rave club and gets himself killed

They really were trying to make Xander Cage the 21st century James Bond and it was embarrassing

Makes sense in a way, considering XXX came out within a few months of Die Another Day, which was the 007 franchise trying to ride the same type of 90s extreme stunt stuff.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Wait they made a sequel to Skyline staring the guys from the Raid and Frank Grillo?

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Yes!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Die Another Day was so bad I walked out and into a screening of Eight Crazy Nights, and I was just glad I wasn't watching Die Another Day.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

The only way I would be excited for a sequel to that.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

got any sevens posted:

Um, I think you'll find that the Lego Movie had Batman and Superman. Not sure they ever spoke to each other though... I still haven't seen BvS despite owning almost all other batman dvd's and even liking Superman Returns, because all I heard was how boring and unfun it was. Life is boring and unfun enough for me.

Jesus dude don't let goons dictate what you enjoy, ffs

i went into it with low expectations and had fun. you might too?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Tars Tarkas posted:

An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o

I completely forgot about that piece of poo poo.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

K. Waste posted:

This has the potential to be the best film of the year. I really should watch Skyline, and re-watch that there AVP: R.

And then jump off a bridge afterwards! Christ those movies are the worst of all time.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Although, Beyond Skyline has nothing to do with the BS, outside of them doing the effects, and it stars Mad Dog, Rama, and Crossbones/Punisher Lite so, it could be good.

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
Put Mad Dog and Rama doing punch stuff in a movie, any movie, and I'll be there opening night.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Tars Tarkas posted:

An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o

Having never seen the original film, the impression I get from this is that those helmets are VR, and that the aliens and the attacking human are fake and the bored woman is upset her boyfriend is so hardcore about this alien FPS.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Schwarzwald posted:

Having never seen the original film, the impression I get from this is that those helmets are VR, and that the aliens and the attacking human are fake and the bored woman is upset her boyfriend is so hardcore about this alien FPS.

The thing about the Skyline aliens is they hypnotize people with bright lights. It also feels like a direct to video movie that somehow got a theatrical release.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Schwarzwald posted:

Having never seen the original film, the impression I get from this is that those helmets are VR, and that the aliens and the attacking human are fake and the bored woman is upset her boyfriend is so hardcore about this alien FPS.

Spoiler for the first movie: the aliens suck out people's brains to use for their alien tech or something, I forgot the details. But I guess they can't suck brains through a motorcycle helmet

E: Oh yeah there's bright lights too

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Powaqoatse posted:

Spoiler for the first movie: the aliens suck out people's brains to use for their alien tech or something, I forgot the details. But I guess they can't suck brains through a motorcycle helmet

E: Oh yeah there's bright lights too

I was thinking Skyline was two different movies and trying to sort out the incredibly stupid people watching stuff from an apartment alien invasion movie from the incredibly stupid couple runs from aliens and he turns into a superhero in the last shot movie (I'm not using spoilers for a seven year old bad movie). Then I realized they were the same film.

Whatever else happens, there is no way that Beyond Skyline is as terrible as the first movie.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Alexander Hamilton posted:

It really bothered me that they make very clear that xXx is a new type of secret agent and then the soundtrack is all lovely James Bond-style music.


greatn posted:

Die Another Day was so bad I walked out and into a screening of Eight Crazy Nights, and I was just glad I wasn't watching Die Another Day.


Chairman Capone posted:

Makes sense in a way, considering XXX came out within a few months of Die Another Day, which was the 007 franchise trying to ride the same type of 90s extreme stunt stuff.

Literally everything about xXx and Die Another Day's production and marketing is fully justified because it gave us inspired the rushed hanger on Extreme Ops which is the most early 00s film ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZoACTYqwbg

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I thought that was Dominic West in the thumbnail for a bit.

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.

Rough Lobster posted:

Hahaha goddamn, did VIN Diesel burn a bridge or something to deserve this kind of scornful treatment of his character? Keep in mind I saw the original xXx when it came out, and all I know about xXx2 is that it stars Ice Cub.

Couple pages back, but I could of swore at a couple of points it's been said that Vin Diesel is notoriously hard to work with and even got called out by The Rock during Fast and the Furious filming. It seems like he's usually pretty lovely behind closed doors and is more than willing to take his ball and go home when he gets called out on his poo poo.

Fake Edit: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/rock-doesn-regret-calling-vin-diesel-fast-8-drama-article-1.2880267

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Tars Tarkas posted:

An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o

Holy loving finally, I swear this movie has been an absolute Bristol 1. How long has it been since they announced this, and announced that it was gonna be a hard R with Iko and Yayan in it? 2 years, at least?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Neo Rasa posted:

Literally everything about xXx and Die Another Day's production and marketing is fully justified because it gave us inspired the rushed hanger-on Extreme Ops which is the most early 00s film ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZoACTYqwbg

Rufus Sewell? Might be worth watching :getin:

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

DeathSandwich posted:

Couple pages back, but I could of swore at a couple of points it's been said that Vin Diesel is notoriously hard to work with and even got called out by The Rock during Fast and the Furious filming. It seems like he's usually pretty lovely behind closed doors and is more than willing to take his ball and go home when he gets called out on his poo poo.

Fake Edit: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/rock-doesn-regret-calling-vin-diesel-fast-8-drama-article-1.2880267

I'm pretty sure this is just marketing based off of Vin's heel turn in the new movie.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

DeathSandwich posted:

Couple pages back, but I could of swore at a couple of points it's been said that Vin Diesel is notoriously hard to work with and even got called out by The Rock during Fast and the Furious filming. It seems like he's usually pretty lovely behind closed doors and is more than willing to take his ball and go home when he gets called out on his poo poo.

Fake Edit: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/rock-doesn-regret-calling-vin-diesel-fast-8-drama-article-1.2880267

I thought it was basically revealed this was just primer for Vin Diesel going on Wrestlemania or something.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I really hate nu-Metal James Bond. Post 9/11 nostalgia isn't something that should exist. It's kind of like German Ostalgia. We shouldn't want it back but people can't cope apparently.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

CelticPredator posted:

Although, Beyond Skyline has nothing to do with the BS, outside of them doing the effects, and it stars Mad Dog, Rama, and Crossbones/Punisher Lite so, it could be good.

Attaching it to the dogshit first film doesn't give me any hope though

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.

Electromax posted:

I thought it was basically revealed this was just primer for Vin Diesel going on Wrestlemania or something.

Man, I guess I've been had then. I could of swore that some of the Fast producers have been annoyed because he hosed off for a while so he could pitch that new Riddick movie.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Hey Hbomberguy: Rob Liefeld's Extreme Universe has been optioned for SEVEN movies by Akiva Goldsman.

http://deadline.com/2017/01/deadpool-rob-liefeld-extreme-universe-movie-deal-fundamental-films-graham-king-akiva-goldsman-1201877766/

lollll

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I still agree with Hbomberguy's video, but a movie based on a Liefeld character was the most successful comic book movie of 2016.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Detective No. 27 posted:

I still agree with Hbomberguy's video, but a movie based on a Liefeld character was the most successful comic book movie of 2016.

Which one was that?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Which one was that?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Corek posted:

Hey Hbomberguy: Rob Liefeld's Extreme Universe has been optioned for SEVEN movies by Akiva Goldsman.

http://deadline.com/2017/01/deadpool-rob-liefeld-extreme-universe-movie-deal-fundamental-films-graham-king-akiva-goldsman-1201877766/

lollll

Well, if there was any doubt we're entering the era of 90's nostalgia they're gone now.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I hope that universe is extreme enough that Poochie is in it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The movie that made fun of comic book characters so hard it broke all the walls and had us in stitches.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Fifty Shades Darker trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLqJLeTMVU

I'm the horror movie edit ex girlfriend

Debuting this with a new Taylor Swift song is...a choice

"Have dinner with me."
"Okay, I will have dinner with you...because I am hungry."

That scintillating trailer dialogue...

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
Is that as a neg? I suspect it is.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Detective No. 27 posted:

I still agree with Hbomberguy's video, but a movie based on a Liefeld character was the most successful comic book movie of 2016.

Liefeld did create him but the character we got was more like Nicieza's or Kelly's.

Henker
May 5, 2009

Yeah wasn't Liefeld's version basically edgy 90s Deathstroke ripoff with zero sense of irony?

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Schwarzwald posted:

Is that as a neg? I suspect it is.

It's not "I like your hair, is it real?" but it's close.

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