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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm just pissed we aren't getting the Nick Cave script.

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Ridley Scott should do something really unexpected like Black Rain 2 with octogenarian Michael Douglas (I have no idea how old Michael Douglas actually is but this seems about right) reprising his role from the first one.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Ridley Scott should do something really unexpected like Black Rain 2 with octogenarian Michael Douglas (I have no idea how old Michael Douglas actually is but this seems about right) reprising his role from the first one.

I had to Google it, but he's 78, so you were same close.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXk8VJTxpm0

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I'm going to see Halloween tonight. Fuckin hype

Which one?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I’m gonna guess 2018.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Alrighty, here’s my 20 minute short film about making stuff, found footage and monsters.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NzrP4TSEvTdlMQt9vlBxLQBorU61xR8H/view?usp=drivesdk

It’s a weird one for sure. I’ve gotten mixed reactions so I’m curious what ya’ll think.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?

Ok, so I'm in a graduate level online course about Sex Crimes. Anyone wanna read a :stare: discussion post by a marine?

quote:

Based on the four step process of the “bro code”, and not to plagiarize on any references, an effective method for preventing sexual violence against women would be for every young man in the nation to pick up a rifle and stand a post. Start up the draft or make a mandatory enlistment for abled young man. However, because it is the year 2018 and words hurt, the video entitles “The Bro Code” seems a bit targeted at college kids based on the fact it is their first time leaving the sanctuary of mom and dad. Let me explain.

Step 1 discusses how to train men to become womanizers. From Tony Stark to Frank Mackay’s seminar, men are supposedly on a constant prowl to set out on his next victim. There’s a sense of power and entitlement that men are supposedly able to attain from “getting’ off” on subjecting a woman to sexual degradation. My professional opinion as a 20-year Marine veteran, treat everyone with the utmost respect and dignity they deserve as you would want to be treated. The Jersey Shore and other MTV shows portray that women and men are always at competition with each other. In my line of duty, women and men were treated with what was on their collar. I have had female senior officers and junior female enlisted under my charge. My Corps taught me to treat my sisters the same as I would my brothers at arms. This respect is shown in combat in garrison. Keith mentioned that “women are non-threatening.” In my line of work, don’t mess with a family because you’ll get the horns.

Step 2 immerses men in pornography. Such sin is introduced to children as early as age 12 (Keith, 2011). Kids can stream porn on their cell phone as the go to bed or in the middle of class as they are being lectured in school. A great question asked is “what woman in her right mind would stick her head in a toilet and have it flushed after being disgraced?” (Keithe, 2011). Well, it is her choice as it’s anyone’s choice to have a degrading job. However, this isn’t the point. Anti sex versus anti-sexist brings porn from a fantasy to a reality. Too much porn exposure for a man results in him not being able to become sexually aroused by a real-life partner.

Step 3 involves Rape Jokes. These jokes are incorporated by junior males who have no collegic plagiarism advise. Drugs and alcohol motivate these kids to take action of criminal activity. Usually poverty, joblessness, and gang violence are the root of the problem to the lawlessness of conditioning kids to become offenders. “Snitches become bitches” as portrayed by the video. Kids become contradicted because of “street theory.” The status of a man is based on money, cars, and women.

Step 4 taught me to obey the masculinity cops. Whether dads, moms, brothers, coaches, or friends, even women can become sexual deviants. The rules of manhood include “no crying”, “pussy”, and even R. Lee Emery’s “Tissue”. “Be a man” as portrayed to not cry! On the other hand, men commit suicide more than women. What women want? That’s a question not to be bothered by. Masculinity is a rebel without a clue. It seems like not matter how much of a gentleman a man becomes, he is portrayed as a sexist misogynistic “person.” A woman’s love can literally change a man.

In a “non-plagiarized” but yet, personal voice, of how an effective method of preventing sexual violence against women based on the causes listed in the film, a service to mankind. Take these over privileged kids and beat them into shape of how to treat a lady. As the years pass, men and women become less and less of what we expect of them. I expect a woman to act like a lady as she expect me to act like a gentleman. In today’s MTV world, this chivalristic nature has died. How do we bring this back to become more gentleman-like and lady-hood?

I reeeeaaaally wanna post "Source your quotes" but he literally does.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

New one

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Detective No. 27 posted:

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?


“Completed” as in it’s edited how it should be, but I might be getting a score instead of the copywrited music that’s in it. I call it the copyright cut.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
That makes sense. I’m just curious if I should be kinda jealous, VERY JEALOUS, or not jealous at all. I’m kinda jealous.

Related: is anyone seeing the 30-year anniversary of Die Hard in 2 weeks?

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Detective No. 27 posted:

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?

Ok, so I'm in a graduate level online course about Sex Crimes. Anyone wanna read a :stare: discussion post by a marine?


I reeeeaaaally wanna post "Source your quotes" but he literally does.

You should say you're an admiral and tell him to stand down, because drat

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

feedmyleg posted:

Aw man. Ridley Scott is moving forward with Gladiator 2 but isn't using the excellent Nick Cave script.

Two things:

1) What's the point?
2) I never knew that film director's could have a "greatest hits" period the way old rock bands do.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?

Ok, so I'm in a graduate level online course about Sex Crimes. Anyone wanna read a :stare: discussion post by a marine?


I reeeeaaaally wanna post "Source your quotes" but he literally does.

I got to the words "bro code" and then decided to not read it but morbid curiosity got the better of me and I just skimmed it and kept seeing words and phrases that sound like it was written by a bot that was uploaded with the last five years of Reddit MRA.

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Detective No. 27 posted:

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?

Ok, so I'm in a graduate level online course about Sex Crimes. Anyone wanna read a :stare: discussion post by a marine?


I reeeeaaaally wanna post "Source your quotes" but he literally does.

Did anyone explain to him that "gentleman and lady-like" comes from when women were literally property yet?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

CPL593H posted:

I got to the words "bro code" and then decided to not read it but morbid curiosity got the better of me and I just skimmed it and kept seeing words and phrases that sound like it was written by a bot that was uploaded with the last five years of Reddit MRA.

Oh, "The Bro Code" is a documentary. "The Bro Code: How Contemporary Culture Creates Sexist Men." The discussion prompt is a response to it. You can watch it on Kanopy if you have access.

bushisms.txt posted:

Did anyone explain to him that "gentleman and lady-like" comes from when women were literally property yet?

I still have to post a response. So I think I just might. I hope he wasn't top of his class in sniper school!

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
When the gently caress did my theater start doing assigned seating

This is so dumb because nobody here can find their seats anyway

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Oh, "The Bro Code" is a documentary. "The Bro Code: How Contemporary Culture Creates Sexist Men." The discussion prompt is a response to it. You can watch it on Kanopy if you have access.


I still have to post a response. So I think I just might. I hope he wasn't top of his class in sniper school!

People who were top of their class in sniper school don't take online courses, they get recruited by PMCs like whatever Blackwater is calling itself at the moment to avoid lawsuits/war crimes tribunals.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Okay, so tonight I'm watching The Return of Superfly, the 1990 sequel to Super Fly T.N.T. and the apparent point at which "superfly" became one word.

So Super Fly T.N.T. ended with Youngblood Priest completing his arch as a prodigal son by participating directly in radical action against colonialism, so I really gotta wonder where he goes from there. I'm trying to fly in blind, but producer Sig Shore moves to the director's chair with this one, which is a sin because while Ron O'Neal was by no means a great (or even a halfway good) director, he had a distinct vision that took T.N.T. in a direction that completely reconciled the cynical underpinnings of the first movie. I guarantee it was his idea to bag Alex Haley as screenwriter there.

BTW, O'Neal's only other known directing credit comes from a film from 1991 called Up Against the Wall, which I can literally only find clips from but doesn't seem to be on home video or streaming anywhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhaO5Uf8vyM

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Would you give me a source that links "lady" or "ladylike" to the idea of women as property? My googling is bring to some weird rabbit holes.

"Women are property of men, just like donkeys!"
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63131

That post is 100% sincere. Holy moly.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I'm excited to see Halloween, in a theater

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Would you give me a source that links "lady" or "ladylike" to the idea of women as property? My googling is bring to some weird rabbit holes.

"Women are property of men, just like donkeys!"
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63131

That post is 100% sincere. Holy moly.

Landover Baptist is an Onion type thing.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I just checked their front page and I'll just say that the last couple years have really shaken my understanding of what's satire and what isn't.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Detective No. 27 posted:

I just checked their front page and I'll just say that the last couple years have really shaken my understanding of what's satire and what isn't.

Understandable. At this point satire is obsolete.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CPL593H posted:

Understandable. At this point satire is obsolete.

As long as it's a humane death,selling your children as food almost seems like a kindness at this point.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
I am pumped for the Zizek debate, if that's still gonna happen

https://mobile.twitter.com/BritishGQ/status/1057234945427628032

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Nov 2, 2018

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Skwirl posted:

As long as it's a humane death,selling your children as food almost seems like a kindness at this point.

It spares them from being murdered for their water rations at least.

The Peccadillo posted:

I am pumped for the Zizek debate, if that's still gonna happen

https://mobile.twitter.com/BritishGQ/status/1057234945427628032

https://mobile.twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/1057788529500143622/video/1

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Penny Dreadful is returning in an all new setting and time.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/penny-dreadful-revived-at-showtime-1157048?utm_source=twitter

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Detective No. 27 posted:

Is this the completed version or the WIP from a couple weeks ago?

Ok, so I'm in a graduate level online course about Sex Crimes. Anyone wanna read a :stare: discussion post by a marine?


I reeeeaaaally wanna post "Source your quotes" but he literally does.

Graduate level? Jesus Christ.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Will it have Eva Green? Does it matter if it doesn't have her?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jordan Peterson is turning into Reynolds Woodcock

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I'm lying here in bed giggling at "JODGE DWEDD ODJACENT!" like an idiot, so good job homestar runner.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo, the new Spider-man game has a mission where you have to follow clues left by a livestreamer that claims to have kidnapped someone with her fans fighting you (with her encouragement) along the way and when she's arrested at the end she talks about how it was her followers and she didn't actually do anything. The whole mission captures annoying streamers really well in general but having her use the alt-right twitter defense was just beautiful

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Egbert Souse posted:

Jordan Peterson is turning into Reynolds Woodcock

Is that the titular gym teacher from the hit comedy "Mr. Woodcock"?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Phantom Thread

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Detective No. 27 posted:

Would you give me a source that links "lady" or "ladylike" to the idea of women as property? My googling is bring to some weird rabbit holes.

"Women are property of men, just like donkeys!"
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63131

That post is 100% sincere. Holy moly.

It's a simple matter of time. All these folks yearn for a time when things were "better", but that literally doesn't exist.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coverture

That's what was so fantastic about women writers back in the day. They were house slave baby makers, even if they came into money a man "had" to take care of them, and yet they still were able to produce "radical" art. Chivalry is just an extension of "knowing their place," customs made to make sense of all the bullshit.

I just googled "women as property"and found a bunch of texts you might have to register for.

bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Nov 2, 2018

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

axelblaze posted:

Holy poo poo, the new Spider-man game has a mission where you have to follow clues left by a livestreamer that claims to have kidnapped someone with her fans fighting you (with her encouragement) along the way and when she's arrested at the end she talks about how it was her followers and she didn't actually do anything. The whole mission captures annoying streamers really well in general but having her use the alt-right twitter defense was just beautiful

She comes back in the DLC

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Skwirl posted:

I'm just pissed we aren't getting the Nick Cave script.

Russell Crowe told Cave to go as batshit crazy as he could, saying something like, "It'll never get made, mate."

Cave told me it's one of his favorite things he's done in his entire career.

But it's so ridiculous that it would probably make about 30 bucks at the box office.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

bushisms.txt posted:

It's a simple matter of time. All these folks yearn for a time when things were "better", but that literally doesn't exist.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coverture

That's what was so fantastic about women writers back in the day. They were house slave baby makers, even if they came into money a man "had" to take care of them, and yet they still were able to produce "radical" art. Chivalry is just an extension of "knowing their place," customs made to make sense of all the bullshit.

I just googled "women as property"and found a bunch of texts you might have to register for.

I definitely saw all that, and learned a bit myself. Though I was specifically looking for ways to link it to his exact wording. You know how these arguments go. "But I never said anything about marriage blah blah blah." Aw well. I appreciate your help. We'll see how he reacts to my post.

I did learn a neat Joker's Boner style fact during my research.

quote:

Nevertheless, in 1879, a judge in Massachusetts found that Lucy Stone could not vote under her maiden name and had to use her married name. Lucy Stone had infamously kept her name upon her marriage in 1855, giving rise to the term "Stoners" for women who kept their names after marriage.
https://www.thoughtco.com/coverture-in-english-american-law-3529483

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Detective No. 27 posted:

I definitely saw all that, and learned a bit myself. Though I was specifically looking for ways to link it to his exact wording. You know how these arguments go. "But I never said anything about marriage blah blah blah." Aw well. I appreciate your help. We'll see how he reacts to my post.

I did learn a neat Joker's Boner style fact during my research.

https://www.thoughtco.com/coverture-in-english-american-law-3529483

You could point to how chivalry came from the time of knights, when Lady was a title bestowed on royal family, that has all kinds of fuckery involved on that front.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Side note, good on Massachusetts letting women vote in 1879 I guess?

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

bushisms.txt posted:

You could point to how chivalry came from the time of knights, when Lady was a title bestowed on royal family, that has all kinds of fuckery involved on that front.

Ah yeah. I'll see how he responds and go with that. Knights and ladies, really obvious stuff but I've been up since 4am and can't think worth poo poo. I'm gonna go to sleep and see if I get any angry responses tomorrow.

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