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Oct 31, 2009




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Coffee And Pie posted:

2017 is gonna suck quote me on that fuckers

glam rock hamhock posted:

Well duh. The events of 2016 made sure of that
Yeah, no poo poo. :smith:

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Doritos extremists
Welp, thanks for making me think of this again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4&t=88s

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Oct 31, 2009




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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

I think I'm finally wiped out on enormous action movies? Is this possible???
Yeah, definitely, but Rogue One is pretty bland.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Anonymous Robot posted:

I watched Cool Hand Luke in high school and I apparently forgot about 60% of the movie, because I honestly thought it was a movie about a prisoner who, after earning the admiration of his fellow inmates for refusing to yield to the warden, heroically dies in an attempt to eat 100 eggs and is compared to Christ for it.
I think you somehow mixed Cool Hand Luke with Smash Mouth.

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Oct 31, 2009




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I loving love Rambo 3 for how out of place it is today. Looking at it from a post 9/11 and Afghanistan War mindset sure is something. If I remember right, they actually changed the dedication at the end from the mujahideen fighters to the people of Afghanistan.

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Coffee And Pie posted:

This just in, wasabi in excessive amounts...






is bad
If wasabi ain't blowing up my sinuses like a goddamn bomb, I'm not happy. Same applies to horseradish.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Does Nightbreed count? He didn't direct it, but Cronenberg had a major role.

Nightbreed sucks.

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Oct 31, 2009




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To clarify a little bit, I really like the set design and costume work that went into Nightbreed. I even love the fact it's set in Calgary and what that says about the city. I just think it's a bad movie.

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Oct 31, 2009




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So, uh, how did Fallon normalize Trump? I don't watch late night talk shows so I'm not really aware of any interviews featured on them. How are people surprised a presidential candidate was given softball questions on a milquetoast talk show? I'm aware that I am not the audience for this sort of thing, but how influential do y'all actually think Fallon's show and interviews are?

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Snak posted:

what is /pol/?
4Chan's political board a.k.a. the alt-right a.k.a. nazis

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Oct 31, 2009




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God, I want pajama hentai piss baby Trump to be true. Please be true.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's not but it's funny as hell.
Well, hey, the right made "evil Muslim Kenyan socialist" stick... :v:

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Snak posted:

Get Zizek to have a cameo where he walks past at an appropriate time.
Only if he walks like Bigfoot.

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morestuff posted:

One of the new owners randomly started drawing Sambo while I was having a work conversation with him.
:wtc: The donut thing is kind of funny out of context, but this is really hosed up.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Sour? IPA? Why not both?


This thing was so loving good. I love sour beers. There's a local brewery, Texian, that does a dark sour called Black Jesus. It's amazing.

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Oct 31, 2009




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I also really liked Evolution. Haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember it fondly.

Also, I don't think the Bill and Ted movies were ever in question.

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Coffee And Pie posted:

Slice of life: I have a girlfriend...for the first time in like 4 years. It's weird but good. :keke:

I'm gonna show her Green Room.
You didn't jump straight to Miami Connection? For shame...

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FishBulb posted:

It's not too good for this though
What the gently caress?

quote:

Maxie: If it hadn't been for you I would now be in someone else's digestion.
Fritz: You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so, don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show!
[begins rapping]

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Oct 31, 2009




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This is so much worse than I could have imagined. :allears:

Why are there sombrero mice?

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Oct 31, 2009




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Y'all computer nerds should check out Brigador.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Budgie Jumping posted:

Is anyone else peeved by people joking about Trump's tiny hands? Besides the body-shaming angle, it's also incredibly petty and ignores the myriad legitimate complaints about him as a person/politician.
It keeps coming up because he was so obviously bothered by it. The man is so incredibly petty that anything gets under his skin. I think you could legitimately heckle him at an event and come off as the better person in the aftermath.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Devil Healer$

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One of my sisters flew to DC to protest and my Norwegian mom's even protesting. I jokingly told her to make a sign that said "Nazi punks gently caress off" and she got very serious for a moment and said, "Yes, those nazi punks are very dangerous." She grew up in Cold War-era Europe and her father fought in the resistance during WWII so I think she'd know.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Punch all nazis.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Guy Goodbody posted:

You think Sanders supporters should've used violence against Clinton supporters?
:cripes: Shut up.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Another Houstonian here.


Egbert Souse posted:

That scares the hell out of me because it's so obvious. They're not even trying to hide the fact this is turning into a fascist regime.
I don't understand how anyone can be taken in by all of this. It's so goddamned obvious and disgusting. Like that proposed anti-regulation bill that would just let Trump eliminate any and all regulations without congressional approval. What the gently caress is that? I hope it's not going to pass, but with this congress, who knows?

I sincerely doubt the fucker even knows what he's signing. His staff probably puts poo poo in front of him and he'll stamp his name on whatever Congress wants. The one thing I readily believe he had a hand in was that idiotic executive order making January 20th a national patriots day or whatever.

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glam rock hamhock posted:

Apparently the surprise midnight movie at Sundance I blindly bought a ticket to is Get Out :woop:
:frogout:

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Oct 31, 2009




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Ok, yeah, after watching the trailer for Get Out, I am suddenly interested. That dude with the lacrosse stick made me crack up though.

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Oct 31, 2009




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I realize I'm late to the party, but Ip Man is pretty dope.

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married but discreet posted:

It is, but it's also this weird wish fullfillment fantasy. None of that poo poo happened and everyone got brutally murdered by the japanese :(
Yeah. :(

I checked the actual facts on the dude's life and there wasn't a whole lot that matched up.

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Lurdiak posted:

He's literally afraid this will happen now that him getting punched has gone viral.
Good. Punch all nazis forever.

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Death By The Blues posted:

Too much punching get inventive with your physical assault. Movie themed.
Fine. Kick all nazis in their goddamned balls. No mercy.


I wanted to be inclusive to nazis of all genders, but "kick them in their crotches" just doesn't sound as good as "balls"

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Oct 31, 2009




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I know it has to be loving Bannon who's picking all of these people, not Trump. I sincerely doubt Trump has any idea who these people even are or what they're being put in charge of. The appointments are basically a perfect storm of agency opponents and idiots.

I am also convinced that Mattis was picked solely off of his nickname.


I think it goes without saying, but the Muslim ban is wholly unconscionable. It blows my mind that it can just be done through an executive action. I have a feeling it won't be held up in court, but I can't be sure of anything like that right now. The government is completely hosed and Republicans infest every level like parasites. There is every possibility some rear end in a top hat judge somewhere would uphold it and it takes a lot of time to make it to the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, there have already been repercussions. There are already people that have been trapped overseas or even sent back to their home countries only to be detained.

I just... I just can't understand what the gently caress's happening anymore. :negative:

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Death By The Blues posted:

As long as the Canadians aren't banned you should be fine.

Where else would you get your uhm ehr...Maple Syrup?
Vermont. :v:

Actually, Canada is the largest exporter of oil to the US. They're responsible for about 40% of our imports. Saudi Arabia is #2 at like 10-11%.

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Oct 31, 2009




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Wisconsin :colbert:

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MisterBibs posted:

I was citing the showers put in because it was close to a hundred degrees and heat stroke is a thing that happens to human beings.

Me? Not a fan of heat stroke. People want to visit a death camp? Better to not have them, ya know, actually suffer ailments in the process.
:lol: at baby bitches that don't live in a wet, hot armpit of the world. 100 degrees? Humid? That's like half my year.


Kill me.

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MisterBibs posted:

We all know kids going to museums and memorials is better than kids not going, and that there's a huge difference between letting young people take selfies at those places compared to strip clubs.
Wait, what? Are those the only options for children in your area?

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CPL593H posted:

When did Mr. Bibs show up? I think he might be the guy who got locked in a crackhouse.



I once saw a homeless guy yelling at a bag of cans on the subway. No one had a decent counter-argument for him either.

By the way are you that dumb rear end in a top hat who got locked in a crackhouse?
MisterBibs and SALT CURES HAM are definitely two different people.

:rip: SALT CURES HAM


MisterBibs posted:

What? No, I was just pointing out the inherent insanity in trying to equate letting kids take pictures of themselves in places with turning those same places into strip clubs.
:wtc:
When did you say anything about turning museums into strip clubs? I was just making fun of a weird choice of comparisons.

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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Waddup its ya boi The Holocaust Museum add me on snapchat fam and get a free frosty from Wendy's
Kids These Days just aren't interested unless you've got strippers.

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Not going to lie, I found Canada to be startlingly racist and Canadians are just as rude as everyone else. I'd see people ranting openly on the street about immigrants and hear poo poo like that constantly. It's not like I had never heard similar sentiments in the States, but never so brazen. And, dear god, never talk to a typical Canadian about their Native population. It's an awful, awful idea.

For context, this was 2011-2012. Obviously, now, the racists have come out of the woodwork in the US. Glass houses, I guess.

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