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Ended 2016 with Orlando, started 2017 with a Collateral Beauty/Manchester By The Sea double feature, so now I want to die.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 08:55 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:59 |
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Anonymous Robot posted:Is Tampopo worth a trip in town to see? Absolutely.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 02:21 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:Lmao at Michael Rapaport going off about Chapo Trap House It's amazing to find out he's literally his character from Bamboozled.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 02:55 |
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The Peccadillo posted:Missed thread title opportunity: What happened here E: nvm, also I read SMG as the PBS Idea Channel guy
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:41 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Haha, that's a good one. Here's an idea: what if the Star Wars prequels... are actually good?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 21:47 |
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Lurdiak posted:Love, Actually is as bad as it looks, right? Well, it's a lot like your posting...
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:15 |
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blue squares posted:you better be a huge fan of Lurdiak's posting or else you and me gonna have a problem! I haven't actually seen the movie, I just like making "much like your posting" gags
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:21 |
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porfiria posted:Which of the editions features a Red CG Devil walking in front of the camera during the climactic exorcism scene? Exorcist.wad
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:44 |
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BRRRRP Morty, Morty, it's just, it's just the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon BRRP of ostensibly adult characters engaged in presexual intimacy. I mean jeez Morty, they're BRRRRRP they're not even at the level of of Matthew Broderick in Hackers, taking his shirt off in front of a girl. Morty. Morty, you know what the erotic appeal of Sonic is, like for the fans? H-BRRRRP-e doesn't gently caress. Ever. Doesn't need to. Ever, Morty. It's aaaaaaall in the eyes, M-URRRRRRR-orty. Eyes and the chili dogs. Just, just looking at you and eating the chili dogs, that's sex to him. That's satisfaction. And, and so that's why Finn and Poe will never gently caress, Morty, they'll just keep hugging and sharing clothes, even though they're like 25, 30. They just don't ne-UUUUURP-ed to. Okay so that's the birds and the bees, now let's get that quantum impURPlant into your spine.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 09:11 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:I'm the only existing record of that guy who hosed a dog, so I have that going for me... Morally Inept? Also I think the only good thing I've done for any gen chat is that Rick version of the SMG post from a page or two ago.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 17:58 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:I think it'd have been more obvious if my new avatar wasn't in german but from what I understand it roughly translates to "Congratulations Doctor! Your team is addicted to you" Do not, my friend, become addicted to Mercy. She will take hold of you and you will regret her absence.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 21:47 |
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I liked Infinite Vacation but Spencer has just been on a downward spiral since then.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 23:25 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'd really like to understand what's going on with youtube's search algorithm sometimes. Wait who hates The Cable Guy?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 00:10 |
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FishBulb posted:Well I've only seen the one everyone else is talking about but I'll take the bold stance of saying *.* Pirates Of Silicon Valley is actually pretty good.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 07:38 |
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Skwirl posted:Lexi Alexander is fun because she likes pissing off MRA types. I nominate her for General of the Alt-Left army. She blocked me and I have no idea why.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:53 |
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Biodome posted:Didn't know Max Landis posted here. Ouch
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:56 |
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TrixRabbi posted:Yo I got a food-for-thought question for y'all. If you could remake one movie which one and why? Batman Forever, because that movie could be so much better and gayer, and it's already decent and decently gay.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 20:33 |
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Hey, if you want to see a vampire and a werewolf walk towards each other while pumping bullets into each other's chests and then scream so hard at each other that the bullets fly out of their bodies, then watch Underworld: Blood Wars.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 05:58 |
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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:I ran out of Smugfilm and Frost/Christman. Are there any other good podcasts that ARE NOT bad movie comedy casts? Travis Bickle On The Riviera is one of my favorite movie podcasts, I'd recommend their Tony Scott vs Ridley Scott bracket special to see what they're about. They're definitely more on the freewheeling and tangential side of things. Filmspotting is more serious, it's public radio, but they have interesting discussions.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 23:40 |
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broken sm57 posted:This spurred me to read a few Armond White reviews and I kind of love them. Granted his reviews all seem to be analyzing movies through a political framework I whole heartedly disagree with, but his reads are entertaining, in the way any well thought out but still kind of reach-y film reading can be. So SMG
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 02:06 |
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CelticPredator posted:Hence my dislike for both. Armond White doesn't write nearly enough about Sonic, tbh.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 02:37 |
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Jack Gladney posted:I want to believe. What is happening? What happened to us? What happened to the American dream? The American dream was always horseshit.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 05:27 |
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The Peccadillo posted:What am I looking at? Is this an obtuse way of saying Trent Reznor's dead? That's Chris Gaines.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 06:21 |
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FishBulb posted:A black man I remember Chris Gaines.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 07:37 |
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The music in suicide squad isn't just obvious, but also unfocused. There's two distinct groups the songs fall under, retro stuff and songs made for the movie (Purple Lamborghini, Standing In The Rain, etc), and they're used interchangeably, with no thematic distinction between when one or the other is used. Even within the retro stuff there's sort of a Vietnam War thing going on that fits thematically, but that's maybe half the retro songs in there, with the rest being very on the nose or, in the case of Without Me, completely useless.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 18:17 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:as long as we're sharing takes on American Ultra, I liked Kristen Stewart and Topher Grace but thought it was a piece of poo poo otherwise. My take exactly, I was just about offended by how flagrantly they wasted Walton Goggins.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 21:01 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I dunno, I thought he played a pretty good heavy. The last scene with him was the dumbest thing ever, though. They had Walton Goggins, who is one of the most effective actors around in terms of projecting menace through dialogue, and had most of his screentime taken up with what is maybe the least threatening villainous laugh in film history.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 22:37 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Unironic woke Plinkett. I think we can close the thread now because nothing that follows will be as devastating as this.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 06:53 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Wait wait I got one more:
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 18:20 |
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CelticPredator posted:So angry! Success is not always based on merit, and should not be your main criterion for who you should model yourself after, in life or art.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 06:41 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:Everyone is their avatar, factually. I should probably change my av to Tilda so it matches everywhere else including IRL
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 08:22 |
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Did somebody say Belly?
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 08:47 |
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CelticPredator posted:I meant the exposition for that scene is the most important thing. If exposition is the most important part of a scene, that's a pretty underdeveloped scene. Exposition should be there but it should help serve thematic development or characterization instead of just being more boring plot.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 09:01 |
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wyoming posted:Everytime he mentions being hot in the 90s, I image degrees, like oozing sweat in the summer. That Benz must smell horrific.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 09:07 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:Time for me to come out about being uknowme173 What color is your Benz
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 11:45 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:Same color as my tims Is that a custom color or do they actually sell Benzes in Timb Orange?
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 12:54 |
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The only worthwhile games platform is an emulator on your phone Or a ps2
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 13:11 |
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House Of Leaves But Every Time There's An Obnoxious Formal Choice It Gets Faster
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 14:22 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Like a parking lot? So Harris liked heavy metal and parking lots? morestuff posted:One of the new owners randomly started drawing Sambo while I was having a work conversation with him. This morning I got called a human being for eating one donut instead of two That new Jordan Peele movie is seeming a lot less farfetched now I Before E fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jan 13, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 21:10 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 23:59 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:To me, the Sambo thing is funny because I kind of imagine it like in a movie/TV show where someone is absent mindedly drawing something & it helps them come to some grand conclusion except it's a racist dumbass so at the end he just looks and it's like... It's more like Ray Smuckles drawing the sourdough.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 21:24 |