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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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ended 2016 with Alien, starting 2017 with Blade Runner. If this year is gonna get dystopic, I'm gonna get real dystopic. Also I've never seen Blade Runner before and I'd like to be informed when 2049 comes around.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Anonymous Robot posted:

I forgot that I had promised to post some cool OVA's in here now and then, so I'll put some more up later, but for now have this lovely music video done by Ghibli in the early 90's:

https://vimeo.com/15103971

I saw Princess Mononoke tonight and they played this video before it, just like the original theatrical release. It's pretty cool, but the music sounds way too 80s yacht rock for the video.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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We are almost 4 years removed from Spring Breakers being wide released into theaters and I still have absolutely no idea why or how, but I'm so glad it did. It's so beautiful and bright and hosed up and hypnotic. Thanks, A24.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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if we really want a socialist revolution I say we start by forcibly removing American Traitor Jimmy Fallon from the Golden Globes stage and replace him with literally anyone else in that room who did not treat Donald Trump as a normal, not terrible human being on late night television.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Jimmy Fallon got what was coming to him: he was horribly unfunny and outclassed in both Trump Criticism and humor by multiple presenters and award winners.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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TrixRabbi posted:

And literally any other professional comic would have managed to bounce back from that without a problem. Like you think Chris Rock would have stalled for time by pointing out famous people in the audience?

I mean, this is literally what an award show monologue is anyways so...

though Fallon's Chris Rock impersonation was, shall we say, unfortunate.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

I ran out of Smugfilm and Frost/Christman. Are there any other good podcasts that ARE NOT bad movie comedy casts?

the aforementioned My Brother, My Brother and Me is great. It's the only comedy podcast I listen to with any regularity (unless any of you weirdos thinks Sword and Scale is comedy, which, yikes).

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Detective No. 27 posted:

A couple years ago, Disney theatrically released a documentary about apes called Born to the Wild. I only saw the trailer, but I was actually pissed they didn't use the song. Come on, Disney!

I cannot stress how angry I was walking out of Edge of Seventeen having not heard the song Edge of Seventeen. I was all set for Stevie Nicks over the credits and I got some lame indie song.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I wish more gigantic-budget sci-fi movies looked like Minority Report. The washed out, the bright, the blue tint, the 70s horror feel of the precogs visions, it's so much more interesting than boring-rear end looking movies like *insert non-Zack Snyder superhero movie here* or *insert Star Franchise movie here*. I watched the second half of Minority Report after Rogue One tonight (I watched the first half last night) and oh my god it's like night and day and Minority Report is 15 loving years old. I know I've made this exact post, but it's my favorite Spielberg. and the best use of Tom Cruise. His height, his intensity, his love for running.

Valerian looks dope, but it kinda goes in the opposite direction.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Glamorama26 posted:

I watched Alien the other night for the billionth time and it's staggering how vibrant and alive it looks compared to your current day sci fi/horror/films in general. Not everything needs a tint of color.

I know in my heart this is true but the movies I love the most visually all look almost garishly colorful (see: Minority Report, Scott Pilgrim, Spring Breakers, Drive/Only God Forgives/Neon Demon, The Films of Zack Snyder). If I were to ever make a movie it would be so neon that Refn would tell me to tone it down.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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weekly font posted:

Every year and a half or so I get the urge to rewatch Up in the Air and when that urge strikes me, I think to myself, "Why, I remember it being good but not that good." Then I watch it and I'm reminded that, no, it is really that good and I probably don't remember that because it rises to the levels that all of Jason Reitman's other movies vocally aspire to.

it makes me so angry whenever I think about Jason Reitman's last two movies because Labor Day is such a boring movie that could be made by anyone and The Internet Is Really Really Bad Y'all, Starring Adam Sandler is one of the worst, most anger inducing things I've watched in a theater.

and then I think about his first four movies and wonder how he could gently caress that up. What if that happens to Edgar Wright? What if his next movie is just complete and total garbage? I don't think I could handle that.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

Fine then. Trash it. I won't talk about my stuff any more. I'll just stick to posting colorful toy pics.

we can always talk about something else

example: i'm watching BvS again. I've watched it more than anything else that's come out this year. Does this mean it's my favorite movie? probably

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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K. Waste posted:

RE: La La Land

Damien Chazelle is guest programmer tonight on TCM.



Thanks for the heads up, I've been looking to watch Umbrellas ever since seeing La La Land. I'm surprised you didn't include the two movies airing after Meet Me in St. Louis (City Lights and Rebel Without a Cause)

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, more like The Bright, Garish, Borderline Tacky Wallpaper of Cherbourg.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

I really want to like the Demy musicals, but man, with the exception of a couple moments I find them really tedious. You have to either really love stories about girls in love, or aimless French jazz/pop. They look phenomenal, though.

Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel about Umbrellas. It's really colorful and boy howdy French women in the 60s are like the most stylish people in existence, but i feel slightly cold to it, which is odd because I watched La La Land again tonight (this time with my family), and loved it just as much.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Question 1: Is there an award for best animal in a movie?

Question 2: if so, did the cat from Gone Girl win?

Question 3: if no to either Q1 or Q2, why?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I saw this and gently caress these people, but also I watched Milo and Otis as a kid so I am partly to blame for Hollywood's treatment of animals.

Regardless, they should definitely wait until this dies down and make A Dog's Purpose into a TV show because a procedural about how great dogs are would get huge ratings on Animal Planet.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

I liked the kid in Iron Man 3. And Kodie Scott McPhee is usually aight.

But i did want to punch Asa Butterfield during Miss Peregrines. I still haven't finished that movie to be honest. It was reaaaaally dull.

I think that's just an Asa Butterfield thing. I've seen that one trailer for The Fault In Our Stars Literally In The Stars a few times and he just looks obnoxious.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Lurdiak posted:

This is so good I was strongly tempted to just steal it.

https://twitter.com/kshipwhitecat/status/822594806123757568

This tweet is great, especially because the last sentence reads like "Let the nazi poo poo the floor" and I think about good ol' Chuck Johnson and his neckbearded, floor-making GBS threads self.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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K. Waste posted:

I had the sever with a friend after he started tweeting about Sandy Hook conspiracy theories - not because he authentically believed them, but because he was already pre-disposed to the position that, regardless of what the facts were, they were being twisted to support gun control, so he might as well proliferate the conspiracy simply to undermine the credibility of the government.

this is legitimately one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. How do you manage to be an even shittier person than the ones who are propagating this hurtful conspiracy theory? Propagate it despite the fact that you don't believe it. At least the schizoid assholes who believe it have their dumb broken brains to blame for being a fuckwad.

Also, I'm gonna start using the word "fuckwad' more in honor of John Larroquette, who said in an interview it's his favorite curse word, because he's totally right. It's a great "one-size-fits-all" insult. Anyone can be a fuckwad!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Death By The Blues posted:

Wonder if there is any Alt-Righters here just too scared to admit it.

In CineD Chat Thread? prob not. On SA? Let me introduce you to GBS. Or QCS. Or the shittier threads in D&D.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I'm kinda new to her, I only just saw Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? this past year, and I think that and Johnny Guitar are the only two I've seen. You should recommend me some.

Listen to the You Must Remember This podcast series about Joan Crawford's life and watch what sounds good.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I'm gonna be in LA next week and probably spend most of my time looking at cool movie-related poo poo. What should I go see? I'm staying at a hotel in Hollywood not far from the Chinese Theater, but I'm willing to hike/uber a bit.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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ruddiger posted:

The Egyptian Theater's right down the block from Mann's Chinese Theater, here's a link to their schedule

http://aerotheatre.com

The New Beverly Cinema and the Silent Movie Theater are two other art house theaters close to the Hollywood area.

http://thenewbev.com

http://cinefamily.org

The diner from Pulp Fiction and the restaurant where DeNiro and Pacino have their sit down in Heat are both out of business (and they just shut down the Formosa, the dive bar from Swingers), but the diner from the opening of Reservoir Dogs is still open and located in Eagle Rock. It's called Pat & Lorraine's and I recommend their breakfast if you decide to check it out. Cash only tho. Here's the Yelp page.

Pat & Lorraine's - https://www.yelp.com/biz/pat-and-lorraines-coffee-shop-los-angeles

The Dresden was the other bar they go to in Swingers, I'm pretty sure that one's still open, it's located on Vermont, east of Hollywood. The area the Dresden's in is pretty trendy too, with a couple little theaters nearby (the Los Feliz 3 and the Vista) and some other bars and restaurants that make up the Vermont/Los Feliz area.

If you're looking for a little more seedier experience, Cheetah's and Jumbo's are two go-go dancing bars that attract big crowds. Jumbo's is a clown-themed bar, but it's crazy popular for whatever reason, and there's usually a line to get in.

If you're looking to catch any live music, The Echo/Echoplex, The Satellite, The Roxy, Troubadour, and the Fonda are all really good venues, and the Echo does themed dance nights which are usually pretty cool.


Death By The Blues posted:

Not movie related but check out the Getty Centre some awesome stuff.


Maxwell Lord posted:

Griffith Park!


Timby posted:

Fire Station No. 23, which was used as the firehouse interior in the Ghostbusters movies (it's been out of service as an actual station for decades), is on Fifth Street in downtown Los Angeles.

Thanks for the suggestions! I took a look at the Egyptian Theatre's schedule and unfortunately, they're not showing anything while I'm in town (the downside of a Tuesday-Thursday trip), But I might go see something at Cinefamilly or the New Beverly. Has anyone here seen The Love Witch?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I'm watching a really disgusting episode of SVU and man, James Van Der Beek deserves to be a star. Not like, a lovely Dawson's Creek star, but like, "plays sociopaths for the next 40 years" star.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Skwirl posted:

You should watch Don't trust the B.

please son, don't act like I haven't seen every episode of that show. It began my love of Le Beek.

Lurdiak posted:

That episode is probably among the top 10 grodiest Law and Order episodes.

so hosed up. someone went into the writers room at SVU headquarters and said "you know what we need to do an episode on? genetic sexual attraction" and instead of shaming this person for being a weirdo, they said "yeah, and we're not just gonna do some brother and sister meeting after being apart their entire lives, we're gonna go full-on batshit and have a guy pretend to be the donor father of a bunch of 16 year old girls as a pretense to have sex with them".

but my man Beek goes HAM in the limited time he is given for sure.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

link me to a good SMG rant. I don't care if it's with me or about me. I'll do the Rick and Morty voice thing. I'm kinda in the mood for that.

I don't have a link for it, but you gotta do a Sonic the Hedgehog one.

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

People on the internet are under a continual pressure to generate 'opinions', even in the rudimentary form of a Like or Subscribe. But forming an actual opinion requires actual work. (Note: work is distinct from 'effort' or 'caring' or whatever). You have to go through the process of interpretation.

Let's go over the basic plot of TFA, for example:

The evil Snoke is for some reason obsessed with killing Luke Skywalker. He has the basic goal is pure technological progress or whatever, but killing Luke is his main concern. To that end he has brainwashed a bunch of children by putting them in robot suits. He then uses his new robot army to convert the ancient planet Ilum, source of the mystical Force-related Kyber Crystals, into a giant factory and secret base for a nuclear-grade laser weapon.

That's the wookiepedia backstory, of course. In the actual film, the characters are just dumped into this conflict and told that they've got to go fast. Run really fast in a straight line and avoid traps. Bop the stormtroopers in the head and they will immediately revert to an 'innocent' state of nature. There is CG imagery of greenery and of ancient temples being crushed by Snoke's progress, but the heroes don't really think about the implications. The plight of the stormtroopers is an afterthought. The goal is simply to burn away 'impurity' with cleansing light - humiliating the bad, pompous totalitarian.

So yeah, as I was getting to earlier, TFA is absolutely identical, in both plot and narrative, to the original Sonic The Hedgehog series of games:

"The evil mad scientist Dr. Eggman is up to his old nasty tricks again. 'Sonic... that annoying, impertinent hedgehog. Thanks to him, my great plans are always laid to waste! Oh, but this time, I'm going to rub him out with the power of science! Ha ha ha ha ha...'

South Island is a treasure trove of gems and ancient ruins. They say that it's the island where the mystical Chaos Emeralds lie. The Chaos Emeralds are a super-material that give energy to all living beings. Also, when applied to scientific purposes, they can be used for nuclear and laser based weaponry. However, nobody knows exactly how to get ahold of these emeralds. At the same time, though, they do say that the reason why South Island is always moving is because the emeralds are somewhere inside the island's hazy depths.

One day, crisis visited upon the island. And who showed up with it but Dr. Eggman and his cronies. 'I'll find those emeralds even if I have to dig up the entire island to do it!'

Dr. Eggman set up a fort in one corner of the island, and went about carrying out his plan.

'Eggman, you still haven't had enough?' Sonic hurried as soon as he heard the news. Dr. Eggman never seemed to leave him alone, even though Sonic had beaten him every time so far. It sounded like Dr. Eggman considered Sonic his sworn enemy, but he was never any match for Sonic.

However, this time something is amiss.

'Have you seen it, Sonic? This time is going to be different! Because this time, I've turned all the animals on the island into robots!'

'E, Everybody!?'

''All of them go about in accordance to my orders. In other words, Sonic, everyone on the island is your enemy! Gya- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ^cough^ ^ack^ ^ahem^. This time, the world really will be all mine!'

This is terrible! Hurry! Sonic the Hedgehog - everyone is waiting for your help!"
-Sonic The Hedgehog instruction manual, 1991

The comparison of TFA to Sonic is obviously not limited to that aforementioned weird adult presexuality; these works share an ideology. One of Sonic's subgoals is to 'free' the industrious worker drones from their tools and into nature. It's just taken as a given that they don't want to have cool mech suits equipped with drills and saws. The animals are tossed naked into the virtual paradise of polygonal trees and grid-textured dirt. (It's his status as an immortal adult plastic cartoon in a virtual Garden Of Innocence that gives Sonic his immense proto-furry appeal. It's the stuff inflation fetishes are made of.) In Sonic's view, he will be 'greeted as a liberator.' None of those ugly factories are allowed on South Island - but then, who makes Sonic's red Nikes?

TFA is pretty much a straight adaptation of this. Not even the more-nuanced JC Avatar has as many points in common.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

I want to do that one, but I don't know where it is! I think it's in the Star Wars thread, but I've left that for a bit so I have no clue where it would even be.


Editttt! There she be!

Or this one, featuring (IMO) the money quote:

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

That's nothing more than the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon of ostensibly adult characters engaged in prolonged and intense bouts of presexual intimacy.

FN and Poe - despite being twenty- and thirty-somethings, respectively - are several steps behind Matthew Broderick's teen hacker in Wargames, who tentatively explores how it feels to take his shirt off in front of a girl.

For fans, the actual erotic appeal comes from the fact that Sonic The Hedgehog does not gently caress. Ever. He achieves full satisfaction just by staring at you with his massive hypersensitive eyes, and passionately filling his rounded belly with chilidogs. Poe and FN, likewise, will never move beyond hugging and trying on eachothers' clothes. They have no need to.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Coffee And Pie posted:

I finally watched Stop Making Sense. It was good.

Know what else I did?

Had sex

Twice

I'm so loving sore

we are not your livejournal

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Lurdiak posted:

At least everyone in the show agrees this is a really messed up situation. It's not like those episodes where one of the characters has to be like "Do transgendered people REALLY deserve to live?" or some other such nonsense. There's a few episodes in season 14 where the entire cast is on the obviously wrong side of a really hosed up situation and at no point do they walk it back.

I got really mad because the episode before it had someone talking about costumed vigilantes (thanks, SVU) beating up rapists and at one point they strung an accused rapist up on a fence, and one of the detectives said "it's kinda like the Trayvon Martin case", which made me yell "HE WAS JUST A BLACK KID, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" at my TV.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

Also I managed to snag the last mondo vinyl of Fire Walk With Me, despite it being a huge wast of money because I don't or know anyone with a record player.


That being said it's neat as hell and I don't mind because the soundtrack is incredible.

if you don't know anyone with a record player that means it's time to become "the guy with the record player". I'm that guy, it's p cool. you get a bit of a smug sense of superiority and also a bunch of dope records.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I can't decide if having a tweet get a bunch of likes and retweets is cool, or if my phone's constant buzzing is gonna drive me mad. I've gotten two with over a hundred likes in the last couple weeks and i really like watching the number go up.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Lady Gaga gets a .82 Prince rating for her performance today. (Prince rating, of course, symbolizes how close to perfection, i.e. Prince's Super Bowl Halftime Show, one reaches)

CPL593H posted:

"He got sad about the holocaust, what a loving pussy LOL!"

I'd actually managed to forget about my burning hatred for Mike Huckabee. For a while I used to go and troll the poo poo out of his facebook page when I was bored. I usually said poo poo about his love for rapists and how his son is a dog murderer (if you don't already know I advise against looking this up).

Bonus Shithead Points for Muckabee: Schumer literally had family who died in the Holocaust.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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ruddiger posted:

I'm glad that the horrific violence that's plagued Chicago the past few years is prime material for both a non-satirical Robocop show and a laugh track sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgVuLFwaW1E

TBF the latter is based off of a Tracy Letts play (not making this up). It's a terrible idea for a CBS sitcom though, even though I think Mom as of late has attempted to put some pathos in with it's incredibly black hearted, Chuck Lorre-based humor.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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therattle posted:

I was actually hoping that they'd pick a strong Christian who attended Church regularly and was clearly a person of faith, but of the Jesus rather than Jeee-suz variety, who could advance progressive arguments founded on a belief in fairness and equality that were supported by their faith. Faith seems pretty important to a lot of voters, so use it. I'm thinking of a heavily watered-down version of liberation theology.

We had one of those as our VP for the last 8 years, that didn't really change anyone.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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My state's legislature has just had a bill introduced that would take away minimum wage increases in cities across the state and prevent localities from ever increasing minimum wage above the state minimum wage (the state minimum wage is still 7.25) because apparently local control only extends as far as it can be used to gently caress poor people. The minimum just got raised to 10.10 on January 1st and it's possible that wage might not last more than 6 months before it gets bumped down to lower than it was *7 years ago* when I got my first retail job.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

It's here, though the fabulous spray of blood in the movie from last year makes me wish it was in color.

Weird people at Reddit (redundant, I know) have said that this appears to be fake, which is good, because I clicked on that link before I knew that I watched about 5 seconds before I realized I desperately don't want to actually watch a woman shoot herself.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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MisterBibs posted:

Was having a discussion on this earlier with someone, and CineD feels like the most obvious place to ask this.

Is there a severity to disruption, by someone with special needs, that bringing down the proverbial hammer (via talking to a caregiver or a manager) is warranted? Or is tolerance always/inherently better because we're talking about people who literally have mental issues which prevent them from being entirely quiet during a movie?

We have a guy that comes into our theater every Saturday who is self-sufficient enough to come in without a caregiver, but makes (seemingly) uncontrollable, high-pitched vocalizations while he's in the lobby and we've never had anyone come in to complain about it so maybe everyone is just really polite or he's able to control it enough while he's watching the movie.

Similarly, the last couple of times I've gone to see a movie with my dad he smacks his lips loud enough that I notice and my biggest fear is that someone is going to ask him to stop and I am going to have to explain to them during the movie why he can't.

But yeah I'd just either move away as much as you can or just ask the manager for a pass. Movie theater managers, in my experience, are both understanding and conflict adverse.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Black people won the Grammys tonight apparently. All I've heard and seen is how awesome Chance and Weekend and Tribe and Beyonce and Bruno Mars are, while the only things I've heard about white people are that Adele hosed up so bad she had to start over on live TV, Gaga and Metallica had mic issues, and everyone else was indescribably lame.

So get ready to hear about that tomorrow from President Agent Orange.

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