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Dangit, all the bachelorettes have a charm to them! Come on, Pubert! Make a harem.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 04:46 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:52 |
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ThornBrain posted:
Stay strong, Best! If you ever feel the pull of the underground, just float above it with your pontoon dress.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 06:41 |
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My living room is large enough to hold a bear. However, it wouldn't be holding anything else. But man, if I could afford to take care of a bear, I'd totally try to have one. From what I've heard from bear trainers, they make amazing drinking buddies.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 00:27 |
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CptWedgie posted:...though I could at least understand Ventuswill You give her a human portrait and don't make her an eligible bachelorette. That's horrible.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 08:29 |
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Commander Keene posted:"Mommy, Daddy, where do half-dragons come from?"
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 09:04 |
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Soon, Best will be out from "Granny" Eda's iron thumb and be on her way to conquering the entire county with her farm.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 05:45 |
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Ffffffffffffffffffffuck you Chloe.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 21:55 |
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Name everything "Bob." Everything.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 08:52 |
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What the gently caress, Elise? That is not how you accept a gift, you ungrateful dick. I can't wait for Best to own her property.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 03:10 |
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Valentine's Day (Feb 14, even in Japan) is the day girls give chocolates to boys (and also girls if they're into that). They have, of course, different tiers of chocolates (because of course they do) that you give depending on the meaning behind it. Obligation chocolates for co-workers and fellow students, a kind for family and friends, and then the kind you give to that special someone. White Day (March 14) is the day the boys, having supposedly been given something edible a month beforehand, return the favor in kind. Of course, the animes never really give White Day much attention and focus almost entirely on Valentine's Day. Both of these exist because candy companies in Japan saw what was going on in the USA and thought to themselves, "We could use that mass of revenue from a commercial holiday!" and invented the entire tradition on their own. Kind of like how Coca Cola invented the modern interpretation of Santa Claus, but to a greater extreme. So, yes, Best should "traditionally" give stuff (see: chocolate) to everyone on Valentine's Day and she should be swarmed with reciprocal gifts a month later. Clearly this doesn't happen. Everyone's slacking. Best is trying, damnit! A fish is a good substitute for chocolate, right?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 05:29 |
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ThornBrain posted:
Also, I like Lin Fa and Xiao Pai's perspective on literal demon customers. "If they pay and don't cause trouble, they're fine."
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:34 |
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The only vote worth making for Pubert is Forte.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 20:41 |
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I always thought that sweet potatoes and yams were different plants.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 08:57 |
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Okay, Elise. You don't have to like fish. But they're damned tasty and I like them on my plate, and they also sell for good money, so Best is going to keep grabbing them with her bare hands and toting them around in her dress on a daily basis.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 07:36 |
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I'm actually enjoying Forte's denial of ghosts when there's one literally in front of her and talking to her.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 01:48 |
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I love how many Granolas there are in each episode. I'm not too fond of him rooting through my garbage, though. Such a mess!
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 02:37 |
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To answer Skippy's question at the end of the second video, if I was a monster I'd be a basement gremlin.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 10:21 |
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I'm genuinely glad the game doesn't try to make the witch and wizard out as romantic interests to one another. The witch just hates him. Also, that was a sick burn by the wizard when she accused him of leaving her as a frog to teach her a lesson. "Did it work?"
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 04:14 |
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ThornBrain posted:
We're making that for Best, right?
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 07:55 |
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ThornBrain posted:I think I meant to point that out, but I will try my damnedest to make that outfit. Also, as for the sandwich marriage, I'd go with a grilled ham & cheese with tomato soup.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 08:25 |
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Goddamn, Amber shut down Pubert hard.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 07:57 |
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Skippy Granola cooing over each and every animal in the games is an absolute delight.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 06:53 |
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I like how you all decided that not only does Ventuswill make the poops, but Volkannon launches her poops into the sky in a constant barrage upon that land. Also, Pubert totally missed an opportunity to be an absolute goober when he asked if Forte was hot under all that armor.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 08:03 |
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ThornBrain posted:
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 07:05 |
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CptWedgie posted:...Did Xiao Pai just imply that she KNITTED a Chinese Manju? Her talents are very impressive.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 08:17 |
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The child of Forte can only be the Best daughter.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 03:30 |
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It's me. I'm the one who saw "Magical Girl Outfit" and demanded it be made. I'm just so happy right now it's everything I imagined. Please tell me you can wear it to your wedding with Fritz. Please. He has to know, once and for all, without a shadow of a doubt, just how much of an incredible nerd Best is. You're getting married to her, Fritz. There's no escaping this rabbit hole.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 10:36 |
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Skippy Granola posted:I'm holding out hope that there will be a redemptive moment for at least some of them. There's no way this game can just be the tedious misadventures of a town of self-involved toolboxes. Most everyone else can go live in the dumpster where they belong, though.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 03:26 |
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Now to see if you can craft the wedding dress and wear it around the farm just to confuse Fritz. "Heya, Bestie! Wait, was that today?! I thought we already - oh no!"
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 06:08 |
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ThornBrain posted:
The child is raising a child.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 08:10 |
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So, Blast turned one, got two gigantic tubs of ice cream, and managed not to live up to her namesake and explode. Gale is not a very good wizard dad. Teach her magic already.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 09:07 |
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I can't believe Best abandoned her child to the whims of the gods and all she sent Blast with was a can of homemade 5 hour energy drink.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 03:21 |
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Skippy Granola was summoned from the Cutie Dimension by a dark cabal of hamsters for the express purpose of using him to obtain blueberries. Hamsters aren't very smart.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:26 |
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Feeding one another is both showing care and letting down your guard to show trust. It's a fairly intimate act in the correct mood. But pretending to feed someone and then eating it is just a dick move, Pubert.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 05:44 |
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YamiNoSenshi posted:That was their first date. First. Date. Things aren't looking up.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 10:19 |
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In the course of a year, Pubert: Fell off an airship and lost his goddamn (selective) memories. Saved four people from horrible fates. Became a millionaire through his own farming and hunting skills. Became besties with an entire town. Became a master blacksmith, craftsman, cook, tailor, and potion maker from not knowing his hands from his own rear end. Defeated an evil empire. Got a girlfriend. Grew literal dungeons in his garden. Proceeded to dominate all the festivals and contests. Tamed more than one loving dragon and made them cooperate with one another. Went to hell and beat up everything in it to find the soul of a veritable deity and give it form again. Succeeded in giving it form again. Sweet Googly Jesus Pubert.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 08:09 |
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ThornBrain posted:Going in the OP. Brunom1 posted:Is this a game or did you just list the twelve tasks of Anime Hercules? EDIT: I just noticed I listed exactly twelve things. This was not intentional but I choose to be proud of it anyway. Shei-kun fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Nov 3, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 08:48 |
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My god I loved Forte's reaction to the "oooooooh, dirty" reply. She doesn't even make an angry face. She just points her sword at you.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 05:50 |
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Oh god the female model I thought she just had twintails why does she have nipple chains
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 11:01 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:52 |
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PLEASE tell me you can equip Best with weapons and armor and take her with you on adventures. The family that slays together stays together.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 03:41 |