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idontpost69
Jun 26, 2023
"just how long do you think this peace will last?"
"as long as it can..."
*discovers how to make algae a viable energy source and immediately liquidates human crop*

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idontpost69
Jun 26, 2023
10 Cloverfield Lane: 3/5
I'm a mark for the generic premise of the movie, cozy shelter juxtaposed against an unknown cataclysm occurring just outside, but I didn't find its particular spin on that premise all that compelling, at least not in execution. I was anticipating how the movie would bridge the gap between conflict inside the shelter leading to the characters facing whatever was outside and the movie's answer was...ok. less interesting than I had anticipated going in.

The Caller: 2.5/5
McDowell chewing the scenery is fun but that's the extent I enjoyed it. It felt like the pumped up version of a middling to bad twighlight zone episode.

The Visit: 2.5/5
This legitimately felt like a troll comedy, I suppose a lot of the buzz it got at release was in that vein. As an obnoxious bad movie that's competent enough to have a few good scares it's ok, definitely something to make fun of with friends.

idontpost69
Jun 26, 2023
Speed: 3/5
the main gimmick was unconvincing, bus should have exploded about a dozen times through the movie. Jeff Daniels getting blown up halfway through was pretty funny.

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