lmao imagine if you were the kind of person that said jif

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THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

Cat Face Joe posted:

ur mum must not have chose jif

nah but i bet their family dog did

# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:16

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# ? May 4, 2024 07:14

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

this poor girl in high school, there was a very well known rumor that persisted all four years that shed spread some peanut butter around her nether region so that the family dog would um, lol. she sucked, but did she actually d it????

# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:28

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

i say jif its what the inventor wanted you piece of poo poo op

# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the inventor of the computer mouse wanted the plural to be mouses since mice is for the animal

# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:33

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

i say jif its what the inventor wanted you piece of poo poo op

he was a nazi sympathiser and a pedofile (specialising in nazi children) so yeah if you wanna side with him then all the power to you

# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:51

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

You guys!!! It's pronounced line-ux because his name is linus why don't I get invited to parties?

# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:05

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

ɣɪf

# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:40

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

big scary monsters posted:

ɣɪf

mods

# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:48

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

tbf people who unironically say "legos" are subhuman trash

# ? Jan 6, 2017 02:54

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quick reminder: don't say computer words out loud

# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:10

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!

Gif.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:06

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

echinopsis posted:

he was a nazi sympathiser and a pedofile (specialising in nazi children) so yeah if you wanna side with him then all the power to you

very conflicting evidence here, wouldn't specifically targeting Nazi kids be anti Nazi??

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:09

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

Satellit3 posted:

this poor girl in high school, there was a very well known rumor that persisted all four years that shed spread some peanut butter around her nether region so that the family dog would um, lol. she sucked, but did she actually d it????

that's my wife

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:10

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

jony ive aces posted:

tbf people who unironically say "legos" are subhuman trash

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:12

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!

its normal to say legos.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:13

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Smythe posted:

Gif.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:18

Poopernickel: Oct 28, 2005; electricity bad; Fun Shoe

jony ive aces posted:

tbf people who unironically say "legos" are subhuman trash

this is the most hosed up pronunciation of gif

# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:22

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

leggo my eggo

# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Smythe posted:

its normal to say legos.

they're lego bricks or pieces.

# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:04

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:08

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!

Roosevelt posted:

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:47

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

akadajet posted:

i sometimes say jif, sometimes say gif. depends on my audience

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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:15

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I always pronounced it jif and only later did I find out I was superior and had found the truth.

How do you retards pronounce giraffe?

# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:56

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

the same way you pronounce graphic, apparently

# ? Jan 6, 2017 08:05

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I always pronounced it jif and only later did I find out I was superior and had found the truth.

How do you retards pronounce giraffe?

As "gee-raffe"

If you pronounce gif as "geef" and you're not from south africa...

# ? Jan 6, 2017 09:35

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Lol if you have people in your life, necessitating saying that out loud

# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:10

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

i changed my mind; "legos" is acceptable:

# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:29

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 18:56

burning swine: May 26, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 19:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

ahahaha

# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:23

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Roosevelt posted:

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:27

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Roosevelt posted:

child: "hey want to come over and play legos?"
young sagebrush: "actually they're called lego bricks or pieces."
child: "uh ok nevermind"

# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:29

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

jony ive aces posted:

tbf people who unironically say "legos" are subhuman trash

old man angry at child toys

# ? Jan 6, 2017 22:17

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I always pronounced it jif and only later did I find out I was superior and had found the truth.

How do you retards pronounce giraffe?

the same way I say gigantic you fuckin' turd licking piece of poo poo

# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:09

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i thought all this was settled when jraph stickied that thred and zdr blew up his spot

# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:13

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

I wouldn't agree to play with anyone calling them 'legos' even if it were at someone else's house.

Also, I'd feel too scared of rushing abruptly into playtime. I'd need to get to know this person and develop an emotional closeness with them first, to be comfortable they wouldn't reject me suddenly in a minute, before I'd feel comfortable playing legos with them. I'd probably suggest we watch some Let's Plays of Lego games and then have a conversation while occasionally stroking each other's cheek.

If a beautiful bird suggest doing those things with me, I'd probably respond similarly. The bird could perch on a sofa or on my hand, and I would stroke its feathers however it wishes.

# ? Jan 7, 2017 05:47