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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hello I am new to this website I need some assistance! My toilet and shower are backing up very badly there is poop water everywhere and it smells really bad in my house! I do not know how to fix plumbing and my landlord has not answered my incessant texts telling him I need a plumber to come to my home! How do I get this poop water to go back down the drains and why is poop water coming out of my shower?! I am in some real trouble here. I sprayed some Chrismas scented Glade but now it smells like weird Christmas scented poop everywhere! I could really use some help! I didn't include any pictures but can easily take some, I don't think anyone wants to see the poop water shower though, since Shmorky has been permabanned!

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Is there corn in it?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Fight fire with fire and poo poo right in that drain

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
taste a 'lil bit of the water, it might not be poop it might be chocolate

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


criscodisco posted:

Fight fire with fire and poo poo right in that drain

This did not help!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Had to rent a plumbing snake, busted line in yard makes thing back up easily.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i recommend burning your house down and filing a fraudulent insurance claim

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
pics or it didnt happen

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Do you own a plunger?

Has nooner been in your house recently? Reminder that the new trend for 2017 is making GBS threads in sinks.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bardeh posted:

taste a 'lil bit of the water, it might not be poop it might be chocolate

It was NOT chocolate!

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
dude youll get used to it, humans are very good at adapting

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
as long as you can swim I think you'll be fine just watch out for the C.H.U.D.'s

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Ok so take the plunger

you have a plunger right?

and use the plunger on the drains

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner you asked for this
POOP WARNING

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Luvcow posted:

Ok so take the plunger

you have a plunger right?

and use the plunger on the drains

thanks luvcow but the thing is it is coming out of all the drains and when i plunge one it comes out another

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ranma Fan Art posted:

Nooner you asked for this
POOP WARNING


ooh that's bad

maybe move the shampoo/body wash stuff before the poop water rises any higher, also tuck the curtain up so it doesn't get poop water on it

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
make your idiot son fix it

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


angerbeet posted:

make your idiot son fix it

he is 4 motnhs old!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ranma Fan Art posted:

thanks luvcow but the thing is it is coming out of all the drains and when i plunge one it comes out another

oh you're hosed then, probably need your septic tank to be pumped

:ohdear:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
were you like HORLY poo poo...PISS!!! OP?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chinatown posted:

were you like HORLY poo poo...PISS!!! OP?

yeah and i even said WHAT THE HECKING HECK

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Ranma Fan Art posted:

he is 4 motnhs old!

that is no excuse for laziness

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


angerbeet posted:

that is no excuse for laziness

okay but anyways i sent him and his mom to her moms house so they dont nhave to be in poop smell too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ranma Fan Art posted:

yeah and i even said WHAT THE HECKING HECK

sounds serious

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chinatown posted:

sounds serious

it stinks like poop but it also smells like a campfire it basically smells like someone pooped on a campfire in my house

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
huh

I guess there's no way to know if it's your poop or someone else's poop that you are smelling. Quite the conundrum.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
piss in the sink, OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Luvcow posted:

huh

I guess there's no way to know if it's your poop or someone else's poop that you are smelling. Quite the conundrum.

i know i didnt eat any drat campfires that for sure!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
perhaps call the police

Bagsack
Mar 29, 2007

I'm a fucking lobster

Ranma Fan Art posted:

Nooner you asked for this
POOP WARNING


Hah, I'm fairly convinced OP's plight is real now. I recommend closing the water shut-off valve located somewhere on your property and then burning your house down.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ranma Fan Art posted:

i know i didnt eat any drat campfires that for sure!

Yeah that campfire smell is the charcoal from your septic system.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Luvcow posted:

Yeah that campfire smell is the charcoal from your septic system.

oh gently caress

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
dang, hard times OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

dang, hard times OP

youre telling mei was about to go to the butchers and get some stuff for burgs and now im sitting here dealing wtih poo poo shower!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ranma Fan Art posted:

oh gently caress

No that's not bad, it's just poopy water that mixed with the stuff that's supposed to help it break down and then came back up your drains.

Maybe get like an old gallon jug and cut the top off or a pot and start to scoop some of the excess water out, pour it outside somewhere just in case the backup gets worse. You don't really want that stuff getting on your carpets.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Go buy an 8 dollar drum augger at any hardware store. It's a big metal cord in a plastic case, you shove that bitch down each clogged drain and twist it around and push when you get to a curve in the pipe....

And then you pull out the nastiest thing you have ever seen or smelled in your entire life. Holy poo poo. Omg. So gross.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swt9RvFEEr0

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP close your post history :smug:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
youre gonna drown in poop op LOL

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Did you try siphoning the shower poo poo into your toilet and flushing it again

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