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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Morgenstern posted:

The Jizrunids are going to spend an entire year holed up in their castles while their entire population dies around them.

It's not going to be fun.

Au contraire

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Well I couldn't be sure which of my infant daughters were really mine and which belonged to my wife's lover, so blinding them all was just logical.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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Sweet. Jizrunids are a beautiful trainwreck.

e: shameful page snipe, update here on the last page.

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Mar 1, 2017

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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ZearothK posted:

Once we lived in the Age of Legs, now we live in the Age of Penises.

I wonder what maiming will mark the next age of the Juzrunids.

I don't think the Jizrunids will recover from this indignity, and foresee more loss of face.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Jizz Ruined by the Jizrunids: Successively Pounded in the Butt by Misfortunes of Medieval Muslim Dynasty

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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The Ulama

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 20:40 on May 5, 2017

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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Chatrapati posted:



I, Chatrapati of the Ulama, propose that brilliant mosques and universities should be built throughout the land to meet the spiritual needs of the people.

We do not need to put our Christian brothers to the sword, but let them marvel at the holiness of Al-Andalus so that they may come back to Islam of their own volition.

(Don't know much about this game, but if it's possible, build mosques and universities)

I, Ibn al-Fanous, support this proposal. Conquer the infidel... with words

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 7, 2017

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