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bees are disappearing like socks in the dryer, only the socks can sting you and the dryer is a lot bigger and not very good at drying things all the time
when was the last time you bought new bees? or made your own? I personally have never bought bees before, so if anyone has a good connect I can reach for some bees I'll definitely check it out
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Jan 4, 2017 07:09
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[post reserved for a very informative blueprint to create a bee making machine]
progress report: workin on it
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Macnult fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jan 4, 2017
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Jan 4, 2017 07:10
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also: we know what bees are. we're not here to learn more about bees so much as to acquire more bees
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Jan 4, 2017 07:11
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- Macnult
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BYOB: Bees Your Own BYOB
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Jan 4, 2017 07:12
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neighbor: so you making a bee farm?
me: *collecting all of my beeswax for myself*
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Jan 4, 2017 07:13
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- Macnult
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Official Report from NASA: No bees in space, sorry, we thought we could help.
NASA is working on a bee-powered robot to send into space, hoping to one day provide honey on an intergalactic scale
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Jan 4, 2017 07:25
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- Macnult
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how many bees you want? I'll get you 3 pounds of bees for 90 dollars.
we need more bees
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Jan 4, 2017 07:26
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- Macnult
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a year and a half goes by, thousands of emails I've sent out myself go down the drain, all because Buzzfeed ignored my request to become a 24/7 bee newsletter
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Jan 4, 2017 07:28
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so according to my research bees are very attracted to honey like where there's honey there's bees kind of attraction. Also highly attracted to honey? Bares. I have not wrked out the whole shebang here but I think maybe the bares are like a king bee (?) anyway, this is all prelemonary please respond to my grant request
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Jan 4, 2017 07:41
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so according to my research bees are very attracted to honey like where there's honey there's bees kind of attraction. Also highly attracted to honey? Bares. I have not wrked out the whole shebang here but I think maybe the bares are like a king bee (?) anyway, this is all prelemonary please respond to my grant request
perhaps there is a king bee and a queen bear to also bee discovered
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Jan 4, 2017 07:46
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They've been losing numbers ever sense the wasps and hornets started working together against the bees. War has been going on and it's not looking good for the bees. :smithbee:
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Jan 4, 2017 10:45
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Oh Jen, Jen you twit you bought 2000 pounds of bees Jen
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Jan 4, 2017 13:20
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i tried to help a local bee hive out by collecting pollen and nectar and bringing it to the hive but they didnt seem interested in my help. i think bees might be too proud for their own good.
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Jan 4, 2017 13:51
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One day nearer spring
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Oh Jen, Jen you twit you bought 2000 pounds of bees Jen
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Jan 4, 2017 14:05
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One day nearer spring
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Because of the strict leash laws in my area it makes it very difficult to be a bee owner. Every morning I spend hours getting the little guys ready for their walks and sometimes one of them gets too excited and I have to spend a few more hours trying to untangle them. But it's worth it to hear their little buzzes.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:17
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me at olive garden: uh hi i'd like just a water and could I uh get the uh unlimited bees
waitress: *gasps* h-he knows
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Jan 4, 2017 14:42
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Looking for a good home: Skittles - 1year old European Honeybee, has all shots, great with kids and loves to play and cuddle. My daughter is allergic so we are looking to rehome him. $25- adoption fee, please no wasps.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:51
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Bees are just small pterodactyls
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Jan 4, 2017 16:00
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We've got to move these microwave ovens
We need to get a whole bunch more beeeees
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Jan 4, 2017 16:03
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Gently used bees, $2 each or 6 for $10. Wife just bought me a box of shiny new 2017 bees and I no longer use my old ones, all are 2015s but still in great shape, buzzers still work and all still have stîngers intact, still have original boxes and receipts, covered under warranty till 2018.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:21
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Lost bee - Answers to the name Reggie, let him out back last week to use the bathroom and pollinate but he never returned. He's wearing a tiny blue collar with relevant bee tags. My family is distraught, we miss our little Reggie. $100 reward if you find and return him.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:23
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Happiness is a warm bee.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:25
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funny prank: get 9,999 bees and number them 1-9,998 and 10,000
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Jan 4, 2017 16:34
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There he go
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Jan 4, 2017 16:49
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funny prank: get 9,999 bees and number them 1-9,998 and 10,000
this isnt funny if you're a bee with ocd
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Jan 4, 2017 17:34
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this isnt funny if you're a bee with ocd
Frantically dancing "worker 9,999 is missing!!!" over and over again while hivemates try to stifle their laughter
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Jan 4, 2017 17:58
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i've been gluing sewing needles to flies for weeks now
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Jan 4, 2017 18:07
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i had posted a thread a while ago expressing my interesting in apiculture and i am still interested
having a private bee swarm trained to attach and lift me up into the sky so i can fly from location to location is the final goal
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Jan 4, 2017 18:15
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Have you tried Beeslist?
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