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Manifisto


well the answer is obvious, we need to find what kind of music puts bees in that "special mood." nature's optimal bee-making machine is horny bees.

experimental results to date are, well, spotty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg

the bees fuckin love this one but instead of getting it on they're all flying off in random directions to gather pollen and nectar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzGpjbk1kdk

bees seemed to respond well to barry's voice, but the subject matter of the song just made the bees stress out about work--real mood-killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

diaster. the bees lit tiny candles to enhance the mood, and when your house is made of wax--well, not pretty. fortunately the fire department got there in time but the bee-making parts were definitely closed for business by that time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ylDDs3mdJE

bees appreciated the effort but started asking for something a little more . . . contemporary


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

"Ok class now lets try drawing a square"

*all the bees draw a hexagon*

"no..no we already know you can draw hexagons, lets try again... just four sides this time"

*all the bees draw a hexagon again*

"...ok...one more time... a square... only four sides"

ironically it's only the slow bee in the back of the classroom who finally gets it right, leading to a brief but magical period where all the other bees want to be his friend


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


"mythbusters for the impatient" is a brilliant concept

it's me

I'm the impatient one

Manifisto


google THIS posted:

the candyman has taken to using ladybugs, which really don't incite quite the same level of terror

tell that to the aphids

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

me: we need more bees!

old estranged bee romance of mine: no, say it alnilam, say what you really mean, and I'll help you

me: i... I need more bees

social vegan posted:

*the Baha Men look at their feet and kick the dust around a tiny ajar bee door*

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