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me at olive garden: uh hi i'd like just a water and could I uh get the uh unlimited bees
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Jan 4, 2017 14:42
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me: *rushes into doctor's office, out of breath and excited* D-doctor, Doctor! I've got HIVES!
doc: *eyes light up, he ushers me in and I lay on the paper on the table* *he inspects my severe allergic bodywide rash, gradually slowing down and stopping as he looks to me*
doc: ...n-not even one *pouts and leaves room*
me: *frowns as tears mix with what must be honey oozing from my eyes*
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Jan 5, 2017 13:06
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muchmusic featurette on bush x removing the x from their band name, pausing and then removing the b
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Jan 5, 2017 15:22
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I'm sorry if that was too canadian of a deep cut
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Jan 5, 2017 15:23
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*in the privacy of my own home, puts googley eyes on dollops of honey, nervously touches a 9V battery to it*
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Jan 14, 2017 21:16
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The whole town piled in the waiting room that day, spilling along the hallway and into the medical suite.
Dr. Handel hovered over little Billy's swollen arm. The crowd murmured and gasped. Could it be.
Dr. Handel turned to all, a deep frown settling on his face, "It's just hives"
The crowd's eyes lit up, a quiet applause began.
Dr. Handel sighed.
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*the Baha Men look at their feet and kick the dust around a tiny ajar bee door*
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