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Hello its Diet Month where everyone has promised themselves they would start to eat healthy. This thread is a place to offer some tips and tricks to help each other succeed. My tip. Eggs are good for your new diet, but some (dumb) people don't like eggs. Simply add cocoa, sugar, flour, and butter and bake it in the oven and make something tasty using a healthy ingredient. You can really go crazy by adding carrots to the dish.
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Thanks for the tip OP. I'll make sure to make a note of this in my diary!
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Jan 4, 2017 16:40
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Cigarettes and coffee are a good way to lose those pounds, also try eating shredded newspaper for fiber.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:45
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eat a sack of apples like a goddamned horse
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Jan 4, 2017 16:46
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Need to lose weight? Get imprisoned by jihadists and watch the pounds melt away, oh you thought this was torture? I'm getting my diet goals met for free you mutherfuckers. Pwned.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:47
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Your gonna behead me? Awesome that's 10% of my bodyweight, I didn't have to pay for a gym membership and I got to travel to an exotic location.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:49
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Muscles are hard; fat is soft. To build muscle, one must eat hard foods to gain muscle mass. Do not make the mistake of eating soft food (or even worse, liquid food) if you want to gain muscle instead of fat.
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Jan 4, 2017 16:50
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kick rocks, and also eat them
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Jan 4, 2017 16:53
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Eat nothing but bubble gum for 3 months E: big league chew
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Jan 4, 2017 16:54
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consume the muscles of lesser creatures to add them to your own
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Jan 4, 2017 16:57
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Lose a leg to diabetes
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Jan 4, 2017 16:58
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there are no calories in heroin
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Jan 4, 2017 16:59
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Sugar is a fat-free food.
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Jan 4, 2017 17:01
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When this goon starts striggling, he starts driggling. That's heavily drinking and cig. smoking while only eating once every two days or so. It's fun and effective. Results may vary, could lead to blackouts, pants making GBS threads, vomiting.
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Jan 4, 2017 17:07
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Steroids by themselves won't work! You gotta work out too, son! You gotta work out!
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Jan 4, 2017 17:09
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cook everythign in bacon grease it totally worked for that one goon
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Jan 4, 2017 17:11
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whole milk has all ur essential protein, carbs nd fats and comes in an easily gluggable container. if u think about it, there is no reason to ever eat or drink anything else
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Jan 4, 2017 17:12
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-grind up all your food real small -drive a car off a jump and land it on a boat
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Jan 4, 2017 17:13
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You can save money by eating your poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2017 17:13
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Eat fresh!
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Jan 4, 2017 17:14
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if you restrict your eating, your body will go into starvation mode and will conserve/create bodyfat, so it's best just to listen to your body and eat whenever it "tells" you. if you are craving a lardy pie, there is something in that pie that your body needs. eat the pie. it's called Intuitive Eating.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:59
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hth posted:eat a sack of apples like a goddamned horse another great source of fiber is pure tree bark
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Jan 4, 2017 19:28
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satanic splash-back posted:Muscles are hard; fat is soft. To build muscle, one must eat hard foods to gain muscle mass. Do not make the mistake of eating soft food (or even worse, liquid food) if you want to gain muscle instead of fat. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Eggs are good for your new diet Are hard boiled eggs considered hard? They seem soft contrary to their namesake.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:34
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hth posted:eat a sack of apples like a goddamned horse Neigh.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:48
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Read up on caloric density. Eat tonnes of rice, beans and spinach so your fat rear end feels full but you slowly lose weight until you learn discipline and don't have to stuff your chubby cheeks.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:15
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The only kind of rice that's filling is brown rice and nobody actually likes eating that.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:53
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FedEx Mercury posted:The only kind of rice that's filling is brown rice and nobody actually likes eating that. I think brown rice is actually better than white rice at least it tastes like something? I'm always surprised to see people hating on brown rice.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:07
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Eat quinoa or couscous
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Jan 4, 2017 22:12
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Eat your own poo poo because it's low carb
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Jan 4, 2017 22:14
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Eat your own poo poo because it's low carb I don't poo poo. Running 100% efficiently here!
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Jan 4, 2017 22:16
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Hardawn posted:Eat quinoa or couscous Couscous is really good
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Jan 4, 2017 22:18
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Here's a tip (and more): suck my dick you fuckman
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Jan 4, 2017 22:18
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Cut what youare going to eat in half. It now has half the calories so you can eat twice as much.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:32
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Jan 4, 2017 22:36
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My wife just joined weight watchers. Her first group meeting is tonight. The hell they do sit and talk about how hungry they are? I'm bringing doughnuts to share 
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Jan 4, 2017 22:44
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Burt Sexual posted:My wife just joined weight watchers. Her first group meeting is tonight. The hell they do sit and talk about how hungry they are? I'm bringing doughnuts to share I'm the fat wife
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Jan 4, 2017 22:55
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I'm the fat wife What's your favorite dessert?
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Jan 4, 2017 23:04
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I'm the fat wife A slightly more curvy Jessica alba
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Jan 4, 2017 23:17
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sucking on balls is a good way to stave off hunger
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Jan 4, 2017 23:17
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shear your sexual conquests and weave a yoga mat to work out on
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