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El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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Sataere, Spoeank, Ninja Bob, Ben Nevis, 89, El Caganer, The Zack --


Roll results: BN 949, Sataere 926, Zack 919, EC 894, NB 631, Spoeank 338

Draft is 13 rounds.. everybody must draft: 2 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 2 TE, 2 PK, 2 DEF

1.01 BenNevis - Le'veon Bell RB
1.02 Sataere - Tom Brady QB
1.03 TheZack - Antonio Brown WR
1.04 ElCaganer - LaGarrette Blount RB
1.05 NinjaBob - Ezekiel Elliott RB
1.06 Spoeank - Jordy Nelson WR

2.01 Spoeank - Travis Kelce TE
2.02 NinjaBob - Aaron Rodgers QB
2.03 ElCaganer - Julio Jones WR
2.04 TheZack - Ben Roethlisberger QB
2.05 Sataere - Devonte Freeman RB
2.06 BenNevis - Matt Ryan QB

3.01 BenNevis - Julian Edelman WR
3.02 Sataere - Jimmy Graham TE
3.03 TheZack - Martellus Bennett TE
3.04 ElCaganer - Ty Montgomery WR
3.05 NinjaBob - Dez Bryant WR
3.06 Spoeank - Tevin Coleman RB

4.01 Spoeank - Jay Ajayi RB
4.02 NinjaBob - Dak Prescott QB
4.03 ElCaganer - Russell Wilson QB
4.04 TheZack - Lamar Miller RB
4.05 Sataere - Davante Adams WR
4.06 BenNevis - Eli Manning QB

5.01 BenNevis - Odell Beckham WR
5.02 Sataere - Amari Cooper WR
5.03 TheZack - DeAndre Hopkins WR
5.04 ElCaganer - Alex Smith QB
5.05 NinjaBob - Spencer Ware RB
5.06 Spoeank - Matt Stafford QB

6.01 Spoeank - Matt Moore QB
6.02 NinjaBob - Doug Baldwin WR
6.03 ElCaganer - Thomas Rawls RB
6.04 TheZack - Paul Perkins RB
6.05 Sataere - Jarvis Landry WR
6.06 BenNevis - Stephen Gostkowski PK

7.01 BenNevis - Jason Witten TE
7.02 Sataere - Patriots DEF
7.03 TheZack - Tyreek Hill WR
7.04 ElCaganer - Seahawks DEF
7.05 NinjaBob - Steelers DEF
7.06 Spoeank - Golden Tate WR

8.01 Spoeank - Sterling Shepard WR
8.02 NinjaBob - Malcolm Mitchell WR
8.03 ElCaganer - Jared Cook TE
8.04 TheZack - Chiefs DEF
8.05 Sataere - Matt Bryant PK
8.06 BenNevis - Dion Lewis RB

9.01 BenNevis - Cole Beasley WR
9.02 Sataere - Somebody Cook QB
9.03 TheZack - Dan Bailey PK
9.04 ElCaganer - Falcons DEF
9.05 NinjaBob - Cowboys DEF
9.06 Spoeank - Texans DEF

10.01 Spoeank - Steven Hauschka PK
10.02 NinjaBob - Mason Crosby PK
10.03 ElCaganer - Chris Boswell PK
10.04 TheZack - Giants DEF
10.05 Sataere - Cairo Santos PK
10.06 BenNevis - Ladarius Green TE

11.01 BenNevis - Robbie Gould PK
11.02 Sataere - Eric Ebron TE
11.03 TheZack - Matt Prater PK
11.04 ElCaganer - Austin Hooper TE
11.05 NinjaBob - C.J. Fiedorowicz TE
11.06 Spoeank - Clive Walford TE

12.01 Spoeank - Raiders DEF
12.02 NinjaBob - Sebastian Janikowski PK
12.03 ElCaganer - Michael Floyd WR
12.04 TheZack - Will Tye TE
12.05 Sataere - Packers DEF
12.06 BenNevis - Dolphins DEF

13.01 BenNevis - Lions DEF
13.02 Sataere - Latavius Murray RB
13.03 TheZack - Brock Osweiler QB
13.04 ElCaganer - Nick Novak PK
13.05 NinjaBob - Jesse James TE
13.06 Spoeank - Andrew Franks PK


A rule we're not using: ROID SHOT - Each week you will designate one player to receive a "Steroid Shot" -- this player will get double points if that player's team wins, and 1/2 of his points that week if that player's team loses.)) Update - scrapped for this iteration but saving for posterity

El Caganer fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jan 9, 2017

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



As was mentioned before, I prefer not to do the bonus, but I will defer to consensus.

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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I'm OK with skipping it, hell I almost completely forgot about it. Bummer I can't edit the title.

Waiting on an email for 89, and rolls from 89 and Ben

We've got 78 picks to make in two days. How's everybody's schedule? Is 89 available to draft during the workday? I can be available these next couple of nights but I'm not sure about others..

El Caganer fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jan 5, 2017

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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poo poo, I am not sure I could do it during the work day. Figure out what works best for everyone and I will just queue up my picks in order if I have to.

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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OK I thought we might draft here but I went ahead and set it up at MFL

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
MFL is perhaps iffy during the workday here as well.

Also would prefer to nix the bonus aspect, though it looks like that's been done. Just wanted to get that out there in case there was a big rush for it and we needed a vote or something.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Oh, drafting here would probably work fine. Let's see what people say.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I think I should be able to make drafting work pretty much whenever/whereever.

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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Ben Nevis rolled a 949 <_<

Uh we lost 89

bonoman, SaltheBard or the Zack? Next to send a diceroll and email is in

I have to drive from one state, to another state, will check back in hopefully by 10:30 EST. Once we have the last roll, lets get going..

El Caganer fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 5, 2017

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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Where we at? Also, gently caress YOU BN!!!!!! :argh:

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

Sataere posted:

Where we at? Also, gently caress YOU BN!!!!!! :argh:

Kinda surprised that happened. I traditionally have not very good luck in this sort of thing.

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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We could really use one more, unless you want to just roll with 5, add a flex or something. Or wait and really push tonight/tomorrow

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I'm fine with whatever whenever, we just gotta get the ball rolling!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I put a feeler for the last spot in the FF thread. If we don't get a bite in the next 20 minutes, just start the slow draft and not worry. I think we can burn through this by the end of the day if people do a pick an hour in the thread.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
In. Rolled 919

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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Jesus

919 confirmed

Order is set. Thanks guys

Ben Nevis can get us moving...

I'll be on the road back pretty soon, but then fully available til we're done

El Caganer fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jan 5, 2017

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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Ben, your on the clock.

I assume snake draft, right?

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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yeah snake, usual stuff, everyone just make sure you hit your roster requirements exactly

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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poo poo, son. I got this mapped out. I can't wait to see everyones strategy.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
Shoot, I'll go Leveon Bell then.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Tom Brady

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Antonio Brown

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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1.04 LaGarrette Blount

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ninja Bob :argh:

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
poo poo, sorry guys, give me a minute but I should be around the rest of the day.

EDIT: Okay, give me Ezekiel Elliott.

Ninja Bob fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 5, 2017

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I'm just giving you poo poo. We got plenty of time.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
You started talking about having a "strategy" and then I got stressed out. Pick made.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ninja Bob posted:

You started talking about having a "strategy" and then I got stressed out. Pick made.

This is a fantasy sports subforum. I assume everyone has a strategy.

Also, nothing about me should make you panic. :v:

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
My strategy relies on Sataere making everyone panic.

Clearly he's twigged before round one is up and is now undermining me.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
My strategy consists of indecision regarding whether I should go all in on the teams that I think are likely to advance or spread my picks around to hedge my bets. Also some panic.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Ben Nevis posted:

My strategy relies on Sataere making everyone panic.

Clearly he's twigged before round one is up and is now undermining me.

My strategy can be summed up perfectly by Brandon Marshalls description of the Jets season.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

Sataere posted:

My strategy can be summed up perfectly by Brandon Marshalls description of the Jets season.

You can't draft the water cooler.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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Ben Nevis posted:

You can't draft the water cooler.

Look up the comments if you haven't seen them already. They're pretty funny

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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Spoeank is up for two


Does everybody agree to send $20 to the winner?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
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Step 3: REPEAT

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That was mentioned up front. I would hope people realized that.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

El Caganer posted:

Spoeank is up for two


Does everybody agree to send $20 to the winner?

Agreed, everyone can send :20bux: to me

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Spoeank posted:

I'm fine with whatever whenever, we just gotta get the ball rolling!

I agree with Spoeank! :v:

El Caganer
Dec 20, 2016

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Sataere posted:

That was mentioned up front. I would hope people realized that.

Just making sure

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
Yup, $20 is good.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jordy and Zeus

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