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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Happy birthday you bunch of hateful baby killers

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bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

happy birthday to all you shitposting pogs

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm a civvie marine at this point, I'll suck your dick from the couch now.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Happy B-Day, assholes. Gonna make myself some rum punch tonight. Except it's gonna be brandy, because I somehow developed an allergy to rum (and vodka) during my four years of trying to kill my liver/save 'merica from anyone brown and foreign.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Crakkerjakk posted:

Happy B-Day, assholes. Gonna make myself some rum punch tonight. Except it's gonna be brandy, because I somehow developed an allergy to rum (and vodka) during my four years of trying to kill my liver/save 'merica from anyone brown and foreign.

You turned your liver brown, your body thinks it's foreign.

Aka: good things

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I am no expert on intel stuff but I've been around long enough to see all of these guys. As best I know it:

0211- HUMINT Specialist - These dudes love to travel ahead of the MEU to foreign ports a week prior to the ship and pretend like they are super badass spies in tucked in polo shirts and moto haircuts. They will read all of the security threat information the US Consulate gives them like they went undercover and discovered all of the info themselves. I am sure they do more poo poo than this but I see the same 6 dudes over and over looking goofy as poo poo in their cheap rear end wrinkled khakis and tucked in underarmour polo shirts pretending they are way more important than they are.

in theater, these guys serve an actual purpose. process and interrogate detainees, meet with locals that want to provide 'tips' and whatnot. the job prospects on the outside are pretty good as well.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I’m a 2600 but I’m at a pretty weird place so my OIC is actually an 0210 (humint CWO) and I work with a bunch of 0231s, an 0211, an 0241, and an 0261, so I can try to give answers about the various intel fields and how they compare, though I’m a lot more knowledgeable about the 2600 side of things, obvs.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

One final bump before I let this thread die the lonely death it probably deserves. There just aren't enough of us hanging around anymore to justify keeping this thing going when it's over a month before posts.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

drat, I guess I should have posted the other day when I thought about it.

Press (x) to pay respek

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

f

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

F

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

rip in piss marine corpse

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

rip in piss marine corpse

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Still waiting for Navy med to schedule my hip surgery, so now instead of getting the hell out in May I’ll probably be on a med hold until the fall

print scream key
Sep 20, 2012
f(usmc)

wernox
Mar 26, 2001

I gave up my OG title for this.
eat the apple bitches

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I declare this meal tasty and fit for human consumption

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Every day I bring great credit upon the marine corps and the united states naval service

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

i wear the usmc tracksuit constantly

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

i wear the usmc tracksuit constantly

Boot.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I went to watch Star Wars last weekend in Yucca Valley and there was a boot with his assault pack there. Just in case, I guess.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

rip in piss marine corpse

hoooyay marine corpse!

f

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I miss the desert, if you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks are still there this summer I'll buy y'all a beer if I can make it back out there

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

I miss the desert, if you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks are still there this summer I'll buy y'all a beer if I can make it back out there

I am in Japan now. Finishing up my career in the land of warcrime deniers, judo, and anime.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Do the godzilla nets work? Stay safe warrior

Please visit soapy for me

Don't molest others

E: serious post here though, if you're in 29 I plan on coming out and poo poo with a quad or two of I can swing it. I'll poo poo in the new thread when that happens and you're all welcome to come bask in my civilian brown aura

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Hey steal the Sam's by the Sea curry recipe please.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Monitor asked where I wanted to go next, told him California. He said well I might have some spots for you in 29 but you probably don’t want to go back there. I leaned in and just said California again.

I’m not a lejeune fan

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

FastestGunAlive posted:

Monitor asked where I wanted to go next, told him California. He said well I might have some spots for you in 29 but you probably don’t want to go back there. I leaned in and just said California again.

I’m not a lejeune fan

Lejeune is poo poo and I hate that I was physically there for 6ish months

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


PathAsc posted:

Lejeune is poo poo and I hate that I was physically there for 6ish months

Three years.

Well, two and a half physically.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

FastestGunAlive posted:

Monitor asked where I wanted to go next, told him California. He said well I might have some spots for you in 29 but you probably don’t want to go back there. I leaned in and just said California again.

I’m not a lejeune fan

I did 7 years in 29 Palms and 3 years in Lejeune. I'd have rather just done a decade in the stumps. gently caress Western Ave and gently caress that lovely front gate traffic.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Goddamn right. 6+ out of 8ish years in 29, 8 months in Iraq, gently caress NC straight up. I went back to 29 for training right after I pcs'd to lejeune.

Me and my bud would hit up Dennys and I could walk to the little bar just up the road from it from my house.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
I’m up for orders soon too and I’m loving crossing my fingers for some Hawaii or Cali orders. Man gently caress Jacksonville. Who thought four year orders was a good idea

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


I liked running out in 29, especially in the mornings. And free movie theater on base that we'd sneak a flask into. I saw a lot of movies I wouldn't have otherwise watched.

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
Anyone done Christmas during a deployment? How did you all make the best of it?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Alex433999 posted:

Anyone done Christmas during a deployment? How did you all make the best of it?

Sneak off base and murder some villagers.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Yeah the only reason I said Cali in general rather than specifying 29 is because I know job prospects won’t be as good for my wife and I don’t think the dog would like it. If I get Pendleton that’s cool, I know I’ll enjoy it more than lejeune, but I don’t think I could handle the traffic.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Alex433999 posted:

Anyone done Christmas during a deployment? How did you all make the best of it?

i got back literally on christmas day :smugdog:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Alex433999 posted:

Anyone done Christmas during a deployment? How did you all make the best of it?

In Iraq, the Battalion commander's own unit traveled to each COP singing Christmas carols. Their ultra-christian platoon sergeant turned them into a goddamn choir.

The rest of us made due with mocking them.

I jerked off in a portashitter.


In Afghanistan, somebody shot off red, white, and green pop flares. And the log team came through with slabs of meat.

We bitched about the meat.

I jerked off in a plywood shitter.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Finally got my hip surgery scheduled for next month, which means I'm going to be missing most of the course my unit runs. My chain wants me to come in during my convo leave to script the sigint reports for the exercises but they're also the people that keep shorting me on my pro/con scores so they can SMDFTB if they think I'm going to do anything I don't want to at this point.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

If you’re at Pendleton then just buy a 1000 cc sport bike and cut people off at 90 mph

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