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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Yeah that's why I didn't ask if it was Bush 2

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Bush 2: Now Watch This Drive

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Reverand maynard posted:

Valhalla is the most metal afterlife. I wonder what music they listen to during their daily melee. I hope its Iron Maiden.

In the daily melee I'd just throw myself onto a spear and chill out dead until it's time to have sex with Valkyries and drink and eat.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Grem posted:

In the daily melee I'd just throw myself onto a spear and chill out dead until it's time to have sex with Valkyries and drink and eat.

A mentality that encompasses why you will be denied glory and Valhalla, surely.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Kawasaki Nun posted:

A mentality that encompasses why you will be denied glory and Valhalla, surely.

What if it's an explosive magic spear and it's to spare your brethren from harm so that they might win?

Just kidding, Odin would know and strike you down, out of the hall.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
I wonder if Valhalla has different sections for different periods of war...is there a level where dudes just get ground up in trench warfare over and over? Maybe that is where you would choose to go if you want to get smoked early in the day.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Uroboros posted:

I wonder if Valhalla has different sections for different periods of war...is there a level where dudes just get ground up in trench warfare over and over? Maybe that is where you would choose to go if you want to get smoked early in the day.

that or a japanese soldier stationed in hiroshima

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Uroboros posted:

I wonder if Valhalla has different sections for different periods of war...is there a level where dudes just get ground up in trench warfare over and over? Maybe that is where you would choose to go if you want to get smoked early in the day.

That or what is Valhalla for Air Mobility Command Pilots?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

CommieGIR posted:

That or what is Valhalla for Air Mobility Command Pilots?

pogs dont go to valhalla

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
if you die like a pog (not in combat) then you don't go

something to ponder before self-terminating or coming down with cancer of the anus

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Die in battle with the green weenie

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

pogs dont go to valhalla

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

fobbits dont go to valhalla

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

elite_garbage_man posted:

if you die like a pog (not in combat) then you don't go

something to ponder before self-terminating or coming down with cancer of the anus

what if you
like
are on a QRF sent to
help some guys in combat
and
your mrap rolls over
into a poo poo canal
and you drown in poo?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Deathy McDeath posted:

what if you
like
are on a QRF sent to
help some guys in combat
and
your mrap rolls over
into a poo poo canal
and you drown in poo?

you go to poo-valhalla

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Where to Aircraft Maintainer Marines go?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

elite_garbage_man posted:

you go to poo-valhalla

poo-halla

CommieGIR posted:

Where to Aircraft Maintainer Marines go?

see above

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

:qq: b-but I wanna go to Valhalla too

Bunch of entitled pukes in my Marine Corps Thread, I tell you what. Don't wanna earn their eternal reward.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

pogs dont go to valhalla

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Internet Wizard posted:

:qq: b-but I wanna go to Valhalla too

Bunch of entitled pukes in my Marine Corps Thread, I tell you what. Don't wanna earn their eternal reward.

Shut the gently caress up boot

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

pogs dont go to valhalla

I figured, I was hoping that Valhalla still needed logistics guys to help set everything up, but I guess it would just be conjured into existence instead.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

I figured, I was hoping that Valhalla still needed logistics guys to help set everything up, but I guess it would just be conjured into existence instead.

Logisticians go to a place where OpsOs don't plan in vacuums. Every time an S-4 is invited into planning meetings his head explodes and he spends the rest of the day jerking off thinking about the time his unit listened to him.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Dad whats a pog?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
It's a word that people use to make Marines feel bad

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Thank you debbadawgs for your service.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Logisticians go to a place where OpsOs don't plan in vacuums. Every time an S-4 is invited into planning meetings his head explodes and he spends the rest of the day jerking off thinking about the time his unit listened to him.

are the 7tons on time there?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Deathy McDeath posted:

It's a word that people use to make Marines feel bad

I thought that's what "Officer" was

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am out floating around on ship for a few months. I can't check SA on ship so I probably won't be around much. I will see you all when I get back.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I am out floating around on ship for a few months. I can't check SA on ship so I probably won't be around much. I will see you all when I get back.

Safe travels

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I am out floating around on ship for a few months. I can't check SA on ship so I probably won't be around much. I will see you all when I get back.

I always wanted to go on a MEU.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Depends on which you go on but you can see some cool loving places

If it's the 31st then lol

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Depends on which you go on but you can see some cool loving places

If it's the 31st then lol

Australia, New Zealand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Guam, Philippines, Cambodia, Korea

It's not been terrible. The MEU itself isn't great but that doesn't affect me at all.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cmon devil dogs, you're on the bottom of the second page.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Cmon devil dogs, you're on the bottom of the second page.



first time I think I've clicked on the USMC thread and :eyepop:

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
https://youtu.be/vw1orgj_8Ic

FEELS GOOD

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

I cant stop watching these -YEAH WHATEVER LISTENIN TO SOME MUSIC NOW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxvrFKyOH2Y&t=224s

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

First night of Liberty in Thailand falls on a Buddhist holiday. Alcohol sales are prohibited so I am drinking beer in a food court at the top of some lovely mall. Apparently the food cart vendor didn't get the memo about not selling beer. Too bad I think we've almost drank everything they have in their cart.

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Food cart vendor wants money, can't blame em. Get that dolla dolla bill.

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