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Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

First night of Liberty in Thailand falls on a Buddhist holiday. Alcohol sales are prohibited so I am drinking beer in a food court at the top of some lovely mall. Apparently the food cart vendor didn't get the memo about not selling beer. Too bad I think we've almost drank everything they have in their cart.

give two hours and some lance is black out at the beer cart fighting everyone. enjoy your no liberty tomorrow.

Bahrain coming off of the boat: two hours after liberty sounds there are already marines passed out in puke piles on picnic tables

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

How many have removed their pants in an attempt to become more comfortable with their sexuality?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Cmon devil dogs, you're on the bottom of the second page.



:frogon:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Is it Thai ladyboy sodomy time yet for you guys yet? You ought to open your mind to an experience.

I found a bunch of my old poo poo in a Tupperware box, so I'm decorating as Krulak would approve of.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Bob A Feet posted:

give two hours and some lance is black out at the beer cart fighting everyone. enjoy your no liberty tomorrow.

Bahrain coming off of the boat: two hours after liberty sounds there are already marines passed out in puke piles on picnic tables

You guys forget that I am ship's company. It makes no difference to me what the MEU does on liberty. Sailors have less of a thing for killing ladyboys than Marines do so we are on day 3 in Thailand and it's been great so far.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Oh poo poo you CC? drat ok yeah one of my clerks got drafted for them during the MEU and he had over nights every day in port and liberty 0800-0200.

The loving meu had 12-01 no overnights.

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
Who has been on a mccre and can tell me what it is?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
It's your t&r evaluation. Varies by unit but probably a field op with someone from higher taking notes, timing you, and asking questions.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
OORAH MARINE CORPS

*clap clap*

KILL

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

My barracks is a block or two over from the comm school, and once or twice a week a gaggle of them go running past on some dumb motto run

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Internet Wizard posted:

My barracks is a block or two over from the comm school, and once or twice a week a gaggle of them go running past on some dumb motto run

Only once or twice? I'm surprised, they used to do that poo poo every day.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

They might, but not when I'm around.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
I went for a small jog and I thought, " Man this jog would be so much more fun if I had someone yelling a cadence!" So I jogged to the nearest recruiting station and reenlisted.
















jk, im a fat piece of poo poo now. gently caress yooooooooou

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Well if you're feeling sufficiently like being retarded as hell there's always the guard. don't do that, it's dumb. I'm dumb. They all think I'm crazy. Because I am.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Anybody in Yuma? Want to go to Platinum's?

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!
I was at Roxy Caberet last week, D- do not recommend.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
No poo poo. You fly a plopter our here?

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!
Indeed, I'm just the ferry-man. Not WTI quality yet (ever).

Graa
Feb 23, 2007

https://www.graa.org/

The Glen Ridge Athletic Association is a volunteer organization, which sponsors, organizes and promotes organized sports activities for the children of Glen Ridge.
How do marines feel about the show generation kill?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

you mean the documentary?

Graa
Feb 23, 2007

https://www.graa.org/

The Glen Ridge Athletic Association is a volunteer organization, which sponsors, organizes and promotes organized sports activities for the children of Glen Ridge.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

you mean the documentary?

The HBO Miniseries.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:thejoke:

Graa
Feb 23, 2007

https://www.graa.org/

The Glen Ridge Athletic Association is a volunteer organization, which sponsors, organizes and promotes organized sports activities for the children of Glen Ridge.
I thought that might be what you were saying. Can I assume marines are being sarcastic %100 percent of the time?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Sure, do whatever you want.

Generation Kill is hella good and I can attest to at least part being 100% accurate. That loving traffic on the way to Baghdad was no joke.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Some probably like it. Some probably don't. Much like some marines are probably sarcastic 100% of the time and some aren't.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

That sergeant major is now in jail for child porn.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Graa posted:

How do marines feel about the show generation kill?

It makes our NCOs look smarter than they are, but past that, accurate

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Internet Wizard posted:

That sergeant major is now in jail for child porn.

I'm just a middle age dirtbag baby
Jerk off to kiddie porn maybe
Get shanked in the shower by you

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

It wasn't child porn. He legit molested a child. Cocksucker's serving 10 years.

https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/crime/2014/11/19/sgt-maj-sixta-generation-kill-child-molestation-sentencing/19298495/

The problem with asking questions about poo poo like Generation Kill and its authenticity if you weren't in is best described like this: "Oh, you went to college in Washington State? My cousin went to college in Florida. Maybe they know each other and have common experiences!"

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm actually amazed a SNCO got punished, especially senior staff. It's a brand new world after 2012 I guess.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

PathAsc posted:

I'm actually amazed a SNCO got punished, especially senior staff. It's a brand new world after 2012 I guess.

He was a civilian contractor when he got hit

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Well that makes more sense.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
A ltcol serving as a G3 was busted for the same poo poo like two months ago on lejeune.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
New marine commercial is...good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q5R8cNbYJQ

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Also if you read One Bullet Away by Captain Fick a solid chunk of it is his point of view of the the events in Generation Kill and also simultaneously describes why he got out of the Marine Corps as fast as he could after getting back from that deployment. Maybe not everybody can relate with the mess that the Iraq invasion was right from the start, but the reasons behind him wanting out are pretty universal.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Internet Wizard posted:

Maybe not everybody can relate with the mess that the Iraq invasion was right from the start, but the reasons behind him wanting out are pretty universal.


I was going to be sarcastic and mean but GK is spot on and I'd recommend more people read this one too, even if you can't get through things like that because it brings up a lot of poo poo that makes you want to punch holes in the nearest thing.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


gently caress yea, toys!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Needs more dragons.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Internet Wizard posted:

Also if you read One Bullet Away by Captain Fick a solid chunk of it is his point of view of the the events in Generation Kill and also simultaneously describes why he got out of the Marine Corps as fast as he could after getting back from that deployment. Maybe not everybody can relate with the mess that the Iraq invasion was right from the start, but the reasons behind him wanting out are pretty universal.

the difference between books written by LTs and captains compared to those written by majors and higher is almost bizarre with how different their views are

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Yeah, no D&D trap tower with a fire elemental and magic sword isn't a true commercial.

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