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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


Okinawa 4.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Okinawa 4.

:stonklol:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
i guess a hole is a hole and every hole is a goal.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i guess a hole is a hole and every hole is a goal.

Only if you're a private fresh out of mommies basement

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Sometimes you gotta lower your standards to heighten your average

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Grem posted:

Okinawa 4.

I got a beej from a Baghdad 5 and it still haunts me.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I got a beej from a Baghdad 5 and it still haunts me.

A Baghdad 5 is a dude, isn't it?

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
pretty sure it all turns into 1's and 0's eventually gents

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

She was a 10 til I put that baby in her and let her be a stay at home wife for a couple years.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Booblord Zagats posted:

A Baghdad 5 is a dude, isn't it?

She did have a slight mustache. But no, female still.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
What was Fruity Rudy then?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

What was Fruity Rudy then?

A field op 10.

Or just a 10

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
you're a human being if you wouldn't go gay for fruity rudy :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's not gay to think Rudy is hot. That man is legit gorgeous.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Honestly dude's an Adonis

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
I'd watch this porno.

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Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

I'd watch this porno.



Probably a sequel to She Wolf of the SS.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Steezo posted:

Probably a sequel to She Wolf of the SS.

Is it bad that I just watched this movie like 2 weeks ago? For the third time?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Is it bad that I just watched this movie like 2 weeks ago? For the third time?

It's kind of like Blazing Saddles and how you can tell the type of person by what they laugh at in the movie...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Steezo posted:

Probably a sequel to She Wolf of the SS.

god dammit i havent thought of this movie in years

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Selected for Maj, the mistakes never stop.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Well if next year is like this year you'll never be promoted! At least you have that to look forward to.

Did you do EWS? And if so, online?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

Selected for Maj, the mistakes never stop.

So we can expect you to pin on in 2019 or 2020 then? You should start signing all of your emails with:

quote:

/r
Maj(sel) Firstname Middle Lastname
Assistant Operations Officer
1st Bn 8th MAR REG
Camp Lejeune North Carolina
USA
Commercial 213-230-1234
DSN 830-1234
NIPR First.Lastname@usmc.mil
SIPR First.Lastname@usmc.smil.mil
CENTREX First.Lastname@centrex.smil.mil


“Once a man has made a commitment to a way of life, he puts the greatest strength in the world behind him. It’s something we call heart power. Once a man has made this commitment, nothing will stop him short of success.”
The Great Vince Lombardi

The information herein is For Official Use Only (FOUO) which must be protected under the Privacy Act of 1974, as amended. Unauthorized disclosure or misuse of this PERSONAL INFORMATION may result in criminal and/or civil penalties.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 23, 2017

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

So we can expect you to pin on in 2019 or 2020 then? You should start signing all of your emails with:

Trigger warning bro.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Destroy anyone with a quote in their signature block. Add in the family for anyone with ascii art in their signature block. I knew this one dude with ascii Iwo Jima flag raising in it. Yo man, we're all familiar with that picture please tone it down

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Sounds like you all have a motivation problem.

Please end me

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
i think its okay to be motivated. i dont think email signatures are the place to be motivated though.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Today I said "roger" into a speaker box

And the man on the other end said "... WHAT?"

I thought I was replying to "standby". He said "Identify". My name is not Roger.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

It is now.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
roger? thats what i do to your mother trebeck!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y

Homie S
Aug 6, 2001

This is what it means

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

You should start signing all of your emails with:

quote:

S/F,

Maj(sel) Firstname Middle Lastname
Assistant Operations Officer
1st Bn 8th MAR REG
Camp Lejeune North Carolina
USA
Commercial 213-230-1234
DSN 830-1234
NIPR First.Lastname@usmc.mil
SIPR First.Lastname@usmc.smil.mil
CENTREX First.Lastname@centrex.smil.mil


“Once a man has made a commitment to a way of life, he puts the greatest strength in the world behind him. It’s something we call heart power. Once a man has made this commitment, nothing will stop him short of success.”
The Great Vince Lombardi

The information herein is For Official Use Only (FOUO) which must be protected under the Privacy Act of 1974, as amended. Unauthorized disclosure or misuse of this PERSONAL INFORMATION may result in criminal and/or civil penalties.



Fixed for realism

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am going underway again for a few months. I won't be around much until later this year. I will be sure to post drunk pics and tell stories about poor life choices.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
have fun, be safe, if you need a hdd full of midget or horse porn, pm me I'll mail it

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Ortho told me today one of the biggest factors in whether he recommends me for hip surgery is how much I want to stay in. He said otherwise getting out and letting the injury heal on its own is usually more pleasant.

So of course I went full retard and said "yes please recommend me I'm trying to reenlist".

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Internet Wizard posted:

Ortho told me today one of the biggest factors in whether he recommends me for hip surgery is how much I want to stay in. He said otherwise getting out and letting the injury heal on its own is usually more pleasant.

So of course I went full retard and said "yes please recommend me I'm trying to reenlist".

:gary:OOHRAHDEVIL:yarg:

Congrats on destroying your body more. Just like I did! At least you'll have cool scars, chicks dig scars.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Internet Wizard posted:

Ortho told me today one of the biggest factors in whether he recommends me for hip surgery is how much I want to stay in. He said otherwise getting out and letting the injury heal on its own is usually more pleasant.

So of course I went full retard and said "yes please recommend me I'm trying to reenlist".

Lol really? Dude must love getting lied to if he asks that question.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I dunno, people are probably going to be pretty honest when the choices are "get med-sepped and then decide for yourself if you want a (covered by the VA) surgery a few years down the road" and "get a surgery from navy med and maybe be able to reenlist".

Labrum damage is pretty sucky, and I probably have it in my other hip, but not as bad. I'm going to try to hold off on that one though because I've been having a hard enough time getting the worse one taken care of.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Just reiterating how much I miss the stumps, and the desert in general. I know this qualifies me as broke brained and I'm on with that. gently caress the Midwest

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Internet Wizard posted:

I dunno, people are probably going to be pretty honest when the choices are "get med-sepped and then decide for yourself if you want a (covered by the VA) surgery a few years down the road" and "get a surgery from navy med and maybe be able to reenlist".

Labrum damage is pretty sucky, and I probably have it in my other hip, but not as bad. I'm going to try to hold off on that one though because I've been having a hard enough time getting the worse one taken care of.

Your broken, make it to 8 years and every thing broken about you is presumed service related.

It's a "we break you we buy you"* policy. You'll get to keep TRICARE and take the VA money tax free and not have to use VA medical. And you'll get VR&E which is Post 9/11 on bath salts.

Take the exit door if you can, man.


*if you've put in 8 years active service.

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