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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I wondered who the first motivator to break down and make the thread would be

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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All I'm aware of uniform-wise is the stupid woodlands everywhere everyday thing, and the situation with FROGs is pretty ridiculous at this point.

edit: oh chicks are probably getting new dress blues blouses so they have the same collar but that's a ways off

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The contract to get more FROG ended a while back and there hasn't been a new one, so now you don't get any until you're working up for a deployment, and then you have to give it back so somebody else can use your old pants.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

"Only Gays"

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is this some sort of supply 'checkmate bitch' post?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

im pretty sure they are organizational gear

Flame
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Organizational
Gear

That's what he was getting at.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

eau de esprit de corps

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I've met more SNCOs that would try something that stupid than Os, but my experience is far from typical.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

There's a reason why the Spartans are held in such high regard by the average Marine

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Sounds more like a dorm than a barracks.

I guess college is the active duty afterlife

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

FastestGunAlive posted:

I think there is an alternative to Valhalla that's supposed to be a big party in that mythology

That's part of Valhalla. During the day you murder each other, at night you drink and eat and bang.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

And then the end of the world comes along and it turns out Valhalla was just a force-on-force training exercise to get ready for the battles of ragnarok

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

If you ask the future head of the EPA global warming is a myth, so fimbulwinter remains a real and ever present threat

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Was it Dick Cheney

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Yeah that's why I didn't ask if it was Bush 2

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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:qq: b-but I wanna go to Valhalla too

Bunch of entitled pukes in my Marine Corps Thread, I tell you what. Don't wanna earn their eternal reward.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

My barracks is a block or two over from the comm school, and once or twice a week a gaggle of them go running past on some dumb motto run

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

They might, but not when I'm around.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

That sergeant major is now in jail for child porn.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Also if you read One Bullet Away by Captain Fick a solid chunk of it is his point of view of the the events in Generation Kill and also simultaneously describes why he got out of the Marine Corps as fast as he could after getting back from that deployment. Maybe not everybody can relate with the mess that the Iraq invasion was right from the start, but the reasons behind him wanting out are pretty universal.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I've been in long enough to get three separate secondary MOS. No one in the military gives a poo poo about them. Why would anyone not in the military care?

Being able to say you were a Marine with a foreign adviser qualification would probably help get you some decent contracts.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Deathy McDeath posted:

Devils (esp. gunny Hekk)

I shouldn't care about this, but a new MOS (0571) was approved about two years after I finished a particular course, and I think I qualify for it. I've been out for almost five years now and have no idea how to apply for this and/or get an updated DD-214. Here's the applicable MARADMIN http://www.marines.mil/News/Message...nel-announceme/

Anyone have any ideas?

3.B. Supporting documentation and completion of a web-based questionnaire must be submitted via the following website: HTTPS:SLASH SLASH https://www.manpower.usmc.mil/APPLICATION.
3.B.1. Select the survey titled FSF Advisor FMOS.
3.B.2. Complete the survey question items and attach the requisite supporting documentation as outlined in Para

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

If you're in Denver already just drive north for 30 minutes and you'll have a lot of probably better options.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Ortho told me today one of the biggest factors in whether he recommends me for hip surgery is how much I want to stay in. He said otherwise getting out and letting the injury heal on its own is usually more pleasant.

So of course I went full retard and said "yes please recommend me I'm trying to reenlist".

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I dunno, people are probably going to be pretty honest when the choices are "get med-sepped and then decide for yourself if you want a (covered by the VA) surgery a few years down the road" and "get a surgery from navy med and maybe be able to reenlist".

Labrum damage is pretty sucky, and I probably have it in my other hip, but not as bad. I'm going to try to hold off on that one though because I've been having a hard enough time getting the worse one taken care of.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I get it you're a tough guy and SSGT said only bitches go to medical.

SNCOs are idiots, it's why they stayed in long enough to make staff.

America has this culture of medical brinkmanship because getting basic healthcare can easily bankrupt you, but that should never be an issue for anybody with tricare or VA benefits. If there's something wrong with you, get help from a professional. Anybody that hassles you for that isn't worth paying attention to.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

[quote="“the dad farm”" post="“476686168”"]
im not dead but it is so funny to me that people are still enlisted in the YOOL 2017 lmbo

gently caress you all
[/quote]

It's real bad

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The White Donkey was also fairly well received.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

29 Palms has banned all sales of alcohol to people in uniform before 1630, because this base wasn't miserable enough.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk?

That's why it's dumb, all it means is that if I get off work before 1630 on a Friday I can't just swing by the PX and pick up a six-pack. Anybody dumb enough to get daydrunk on a duty day isn't going to be stopped by minor inconvenience.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The desert would be pretty nice if there wasn't this awful base here.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Commissary is closing at 1700 today until further notice because of rats.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Somebody left a PBR 12-pack in the stairwell by my room for over a day so it's mine now.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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PathAsc posted:

I'm surprised you waited that long

Probably would have grabbed it as soon as I spotted it if I wasn't on medication that makes drinking more than one beer in a day really unpleasant.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

In that vein, somebody mentioned a while ago that they were impressed by the quality of mental health in 29, and I can confirm that they're still excellent. Sometimes there's a great dane service dog in the waiting room.

I'm comparing my experiences with them with my experiences with the rest of Navy Med, though, and in that regard I've been off of full duty for an entire year and I still have to get a second CT scan of my hip before they'll decide if they're going to give me the labrum repair surgery that I need if I want my hip joint to stay in the socket when I walk.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

PathAsc posted:

That was me, and I'm glad to hear that. I hope your physical experiences are good. How long do you think you'll be there?

At 29? I EAS in July. Considering looking in to seeing if the Army is accepting prior-enlisted in my field, but it's going to depend on whether I have a working hip or not.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I have a cam deformity in my right hip and probably also my left, so the head of my femur isn't perfectly round. Whenever I flex my hips the soft tissue holding the joint together gets squeezed and has started getting torn up. If I don't get treatment for it, it'll eventually lead to osteoarthritis, and even with a repair surgery now I'll probably need one or both of my hips replaced before my 30s are over, depending on my lifestyle.

The way it presents now, I have limited range of motion, and if I run for more than a half mile or so it starts aching pretty badly. When I do squats there's a sharp pain in the joint if I go below parallel (the only way to do it, I'm a man of principal). Also if I have a pack on my hip pops mid-stride, and a couple of times a day I have to pop the joint like a giant knuckle.

I had a friend who had a similar issue and got the same surgery I need, and they're on the 15 MEU now so recovery can be pretty close to full function. I just need them to actually get around to approving it.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Light duty in October, limdu in April, MRI in April, first appointment with ortho surgeon in June, first appointment with hip specialist surgeon in September, CT scan done here in September but it was the wrong kind of scan so I have to go to Balboa for another one this week, and then the surgeon will decide if he’s going to operate.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

You’re the pilot that was out here last fall right?

If so, Bob A Feet once had the chance to crash his bird and kill me, so I guess some nobles aren’t the worst :unsmith:

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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0231s are the guys you think of when you hear intel analyst. They compile a lot of Secret level stuff into briefs and reports and whatnot. Sometimes they’ll work with TS stuff at the high side but that’s usually stuff the collectors work with instead. Promotions are fast but I dunno what kind of civilian jobs there are. You’ll have a TS so that’ll help, but the NSA won’t want you, the CIA or FBI might I dunno.

0241s are imagery analysts so you’ll spend a lot of time watching drone footage and satellite imagery.

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