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Hail chesty, full of rum, the corps is with thee.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 09:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:50 |
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False motivation is still motivation. Someone please kill me so the terrible sayings go away.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 02:27 |
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I hope whatever poor bastard goons that are still in can survive peacetime. Be sure you wear your doggone glow belts.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 00:16 |
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Since FROG is good and useful, you can't use it. Just like pockets and beanies. Goddamn am I remembering all the dumb poo poo today. I miss deployments because I'm brokebrains as gently caress. At least I make money now and have a good upward path or I might not remember all the dumb poo poo from being in.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 17:10 |
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We never had to give our fleeces back, so I ended up with three. Love those things when I'm hunting. Of course if you lost a ka-bar adapter you were on a shitlist unless you got a cool Vietnam vet at CIF.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 17:55 |
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Redo that commercial now but make the car a mustang and the woman crippling depression and obesity.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 07:37 |
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I'm pretty sure I'd rather just become a flash game like kitten cannon when I die, if I was artillery.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 15:24 |
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So, just another day in the Corps
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 18:38 |
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The music is the death knell of the fallen. The sound of viscera hitting the ground.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 02:00 |
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No, a king, not a jester.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 08:19 |
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Bush 2: Now Watch This Drive
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 14:17 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:A mentality that encompasses why you will be denied glory and Valhalla, surely. What if it's an explosive magic spear and it's to spare your brethren from harm so that they might win? Just kidding, Odin would know and strike you down, out of the hall.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 07:04 |
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Die in battle with the green weenie
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 22:52 |
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Food cart vendor wants money, can't blame em. Get that dolla dolla bill.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 17:07 |
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How many have removed their pants in an attempt to become more comfortable with their sexuality?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 20:09 |
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Is it Thai ladyboy sodomy time yet for you guys yet? You ought to open your mind to an experience. I found a bunch of my old poo poo in a Tupperware box, so I'm decorating as Krulak would approve of.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 21:54 |
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Internet Wizard posted:My barracks is a block or two over from the comm school, and once or twice a week a gaggle of them go running past on some dumb motto run Only once or twice? I'm surprised, they used to do that poo poo every day.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 00:45 |
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I'm actually amazed a SNCO got punished, especially senior staff. It's a brand new world after 2012 I guess.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 17:24 |
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Well that makes more sense.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 17:37 |
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Yeah, no D&D trap tower with a fire elemental and magic sword isn't a true commercial.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 12:36 |
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MurderBot posted:In a world full of danger, Marines run to the sound of magic missiles. Title
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 12:45 |
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Wear a custom "Chesty is my homeboy" tee.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 13:01 |
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Thanks to the Marines I learned how much liquid hot magma can be stored in the human waste system, how long it takes to purge it, and just how many times I can read the walls of a portashitter before the pain takes my vision. THANKS 1775 OORAH KILL
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 23:59 |
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I could've been the best goddamn fish fryer or t shirt printer
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 00:49 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:but, interestingly enough, if you stay in long enough you start tucking your tshirt into your underwear. FTFY If we're still effortposting: I don't regret anything but not taking the opportunities to go to ANGLICO and the MACE. I may be hosed up like a football bat, but I learned a lot and surprisingly came out with an open mind as opposed to how I went in. Now I don't fit in where I'm from because I have conflicting ideas and won't back down and just concede a point. Not to mention seeing the head shrinker and taking medicine. Forbid I believe in the idea that things can be treated. I'm glad I'm where I'm at in life.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 05:07 |
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Pretty sure that's dementia. We'd all get it, but we're going to die early from various causes with the same source. Enlistment
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 21:44 |
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I'm supposed to go to one soon, I'll take pics so you can berate me for false motivation
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 12:09 |
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From what I understand it's a fundraiser, awareness thing, silkie appreciation, and bar crawl.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 15:52 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:i guess a hole is a hole and every hole is a goal. Only if you're a private fresh out of mommies basement
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 00:56 |
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Sounds like you all have a motivation problem. Please end me
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:18 |
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Internet Wizard posted:Ortho told me today one of the biggest factors in whether he recommends me for hip surgery is how much I want to stay in. He said otherwise getting out and letting the injury heal on its own is usually more pleasant. OOHRAHDEVIL Congrats on destroying your body more. Just like I did! At least you'll have cool scars, chicks dig scars.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 22:49 |
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Just reiterating how much I miss the stumps, and the desert in general. I know this qualifies me as broke brained and I'm on with that. gently caress the Midwest
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 10:53 |
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mirepoix posted:So my truck hit a 40 pounder like 5 years ago and I've had migraines a couple times a month ever since then and just kinda sucked it up (because I'm retarded), but I don't like my BAS, do you guys think I can just go to the base hospital at night and ask for a migraine med prescription? I have buddies who are on imitrex for similar blast-related migraines and I would like to try it. Yes I am dumb for many reasons. You can try, but they're more than likely just going to give you something to take the edge off until you can get to bas. If it's really that much of a problem to go there then request for outside treatment. Also document everything and get copies etc. No one gives as much poo poo about you as you do. Act accordingly.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 15:57 |
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I'll be honest, 29 Palms had an awesome mental health section and I was able to talk to them without having to go through anyone else. Maybe it's not that way everywhere, but my point is you have options, you gotta do the legwork yourself though. Trust me, it's worth it.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 00:57 |
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To continue, all of what I did set me up for a great experience with separation and continuing support from the VA
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:24 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:It's kinda sad how little they tell lowly enlisted about that poo poo. I had no idea that disability was even a thing until I was already in for like three years. Thanks to this forum I started documenting my poo poo early and ESPECIALLY in detail on my final/separation physical. Internet Wizard posted:SNCOs are idiots, it's why they stayed in long enough to make staff. Both of these infinitely loving a green weenie until the rapture.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:45 |
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mirepoix posted:Nah I'm not a tough guy, I just really didn't want to go on meds, I know that's irrational. Meds are good, hth. I was loving miserably in a constant guarded state with super fun lows and exhaustion interspersed. I got balanced out and they helped soothe my nerve damage without surgery. Just giving you the support man, ignore the stigma.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:57 |
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Junior enlisted warrior Cockwatch Fukkboi
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 00:40 |
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Lost one
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 02:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:50 |
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Arrive alive No, gently caress you, you dui magnet piece of gently caress
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 02:56 |