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You can't be in hell you have to guard heaven's gates even if you're not as mean nor as lean. I laughed too. Bad taste jokes are as deeply ingrained in us as trying to marry strippers and mushroom stamping each other.
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Jul 15, 2017 01:39
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Miloshe posted:I didn't realize I had been probated. Whatever Nostalgic fucker took umbrage with my post should donate the entirety of what 6 hours of 8 years worth of 10 ten dollars equals. Charity of my choice. I did the math, $0.0008561644 is not even enough to get the D-Team at the cherry bomb to even glance at your left ear.
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Jul 18, 2017 05:08
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Miloshe posted:Buy you a drink, we're giving that jing to the VA. I felt the urge to dial up a few old friends to see what kind of heinous jokes they'd more than likely come up with, then realized they probably are not awake at two in the goddamn morning. Guess that's for the best, you already took the mercy probe. I had a dream that I was back in again, but doing none of the fun poo poo and all of the bad and everyone got really loving timid when I would talk about being overseas. I woke up and hailed satan that I was just dreaming. Doc gave me meds to try to stop this poo poo, but it didn't work. Back to the drawing board.
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Jul 18, 2017 08:26
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No idea, but I'll be damned if they take my loving marn curp thread from me. From the dregs of gbs, to the weirds in pet Island I will shitpost til I die, or lose my loving hands
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Sep 13, 2017 11:02
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I am playing Monster Hunter in Japanese on my switch and buying video games I probably won't ever play because I feel like I miss out on poo poo every time I deploy again. I miss my porn station portable. Goddamn cranking one out then getting smurfed taking a liquid hot magma poo poo and playing mhfu was tight.
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Sep 13, 2017 11:31
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I couldn't stop watching. Also cringing at the one with the lbv bouncing his barrel to the beat. Should've called me, that beat is meant for a swinging barrel.
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Sep 19, 2017 07:11
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Listen Listen Listen DD-214
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Sep 20, 2017 14:02
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You hate me and I hate you If you get louder then I will too Napalm sticks to kids
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Sep 21, 2017 04:56
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the dad farm posted:im not dead but it is so funny to me that people are still enlisted in the YOOL 2017 lmbo It's that goddamn usmc d&d commercial.
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Sep 23, 2017 21:32
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I miss 29, goddamn. I don't care if I'm brain broke, someday I will return to my true home.
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Oct 10, 2017 12:17
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Deathy McDeath posted:Oh my god, you poor thing. What did they do to you?? Everything and nothing, but after 7 years in deserts I must return.
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Oct 11, 2017 03:17
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I spent 7 years out there too and I developed the same love of the desert. Not necessarily 29 Palms but I appreciate the quiet and how small you feel at night under the stars. I really did love the lack of light pollution and I enjoyed hitting the sand on the dirt bike, not to mention hiking the mountains. Internet Wizard posted:The desert would be pretty nice if there wasn't this awful base here. I don't know, I enjoyed that too.
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Oct 11, 2017 04:02
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Internet Wizard posted:Commissary is closing at 1700 today until further notice because of rats. Lol, that sucks. Not surprised though.
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Oct 12, 2017 00:26
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:dunno why you got out, you sound like perfect smomc material Got medsep'd VA here is really good so I can't complain about that. I miss what I did though, loving bad.
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Oct 13, 2017 21:51
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Oct 14, 2017 03:05
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Beer adrift, you must lift
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Oct 14, 2017 12:12
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Internet Wizard posted:Probably would have grabbed it as soon as I spotted it if I wasn't on medication that makes drinking more than one beer in a day really unpleasant. Makes sense, can't say I blame you. Meds>beers. I rarely drink anymore as it is for that reason
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Oct 14, 2017 13:10
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Internet Wizard posted:In that vein, somebody mentioned a while ago that they were impressed by the quality of mental health in 29, and I can confirm that they're still excellent. Sometimes there's a great dane service dog in the waiting room. That was me, and I'm glad to hear that. I hope your physical experiences are good. How long do you think you'll be there?
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Oct 14, 2017 15:38
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Internet Wizard posted:At 29? I EAS in July. Considering looking in to seeing if the Army is accepting prior-enlisted in my field, but it's going to depend on whether I have a working hip or not. gotcha, I'm planning to go out there sometime after February. Can't imagine how much fun a hosed up hip is. What happened? I don't recall reading it here.
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Oct 14, 2017 17:12
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Internet Wizard posted:I have a cam deformity in my right hip and probably also my left, so the head of my femur isn't perfectly round. Whenever I flex my hips the soft tissue holding the joint together gets squeezed and has started getting torn up. If I don't get treatment for it, it'll eventually lead to osteoarthritis, and even with a repair surgery now I'll probably need one or both of my hips replaced before my 30s are over, depending on my lifestyle. Fucks sake, I'd say "what's the holdup" but I already know. Hopefully they push it soon.
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Oct 14, 2017 20:03
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I remember that I got a phone call months after a PCS to start some process near the last station. That was funny. The appointment mail got there two weeks later. Good show.
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Oct 14, 2017 21:55
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Lejeune is a loving shitpile and I'm glad I was only physically there ~8 months
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Oct 15, 2017 15:12
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No shame in going for that check. All money is good money.
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Nov 6, 2017 06:22
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Happy birthday you bunch of hateful baby killers
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Nov 10, 2017 14:19
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I'm a civvie marine at this point, I'll suck your dick from the couch now.
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Nov 10, 2017 15:19
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Crakkerjakk posted:Happy B-Day, assholes. Gonna make myself some rum punch tonight. Except it's gonna be brandy, because I somehow developed an allergy to rum (and vodka) during my four years of trying to kill my liver/save 'merica from anyone brown and foreign. You turned your liver brown, your body thinks it's foreign. Aka: good things
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Nov 10, 2017 16:30
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drat, I guess I should have posted the other day when I thought about it. Press (x) to pay respek
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Dec 13, 2017 08:44
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I declare this meal tasty and fit for human consumption
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Dec 21, 2017 17:36
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I miss the desert, if you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks are still there this summer I'll buy y'all a beer if I can make it back out there
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Dec 23, 2017 04:05
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Do the godzilla nets work? Stay safe warrior Please visit soapy for me Don't molest others E: serious post here though, if you're in 29 I plan on coming out and poo poo with a quad or two of I can swing it. I'll poo poo in the new thread when that happens and you're all welcome to come bask in my civilian brown aura
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Dec 23, 2017 06:35
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FastestGunAlive posted:Monitor asked where I wanted to go next, told him California. He said well I might have some spots for you in 29 but you probably don’t want to go back there. I leaned in and just said California again. Lejeune is poo poo and I hate that I was physically there for 6ish months
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Dec 23, 2017 15:26
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Goddamn right. 6+ out of 8ish years in 29, 8 months in Iraq, gently caress NC straight up. I went back to 29 for training right after I pcs'd to lejeune. Me and my bud would hit up Dennys and I could walk to the little bar just up the road from it from my house.
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Dec 23, 2017 16:03
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Same as the rest, I jerked off a lot on xmas. I don't give a poo poo about xmas though and was glad to have some new porn I traded for.
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MAH GLORIOUS MARNCORPSE
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