USMC 2017: All of the Cool Marines Died or Stopped Posting

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Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Schneider posted:

Block leave is the poo poo. Merry Christmas Marines, etc etc. Anyway.

Duty sucks, gently caress duty.

This thread is now about funny or hosed up duty stories.

Once upon a Saturday night, I was touring my post as any squared away DNCO should do when I heard a noise, a very particular noise, coming from one of my grandboot's rooms. His door was ajar and the noise coming from within sounded suspiciously like a female getting smashed out. A FEMALE, WHO WAS NOT PROPERLY CHECKED IN WITH THE DUTY NCO, IN MY BARRACKS? gently caress. NO. Why do I even care about this, you ask? I guess I'm just a prick. I guess it pisses me off that some dumbass 18 year old PFC is bringing his little teenage tramps back to the barracks to smash them out while I'm walking around the barracks with a loving logbook under my arm yelling at idiots to pick up their cigarette butts. Additionally, I didn't like this particular Marine.. he was kind of a turd and sucked at life and whined a lot.

My mind raced, scrambling to find the most absurd and offensive insults I could muster as I prepared to kick the door open and deliver rear end-chewing to end all rear end chewings. My corfram came up and I spartan-kicked the door open, face twisted in fury, spittle flying as my mouth formed the first syllable of what was to be the magnum opus of my asschewings.

What I beheld was not PFC Fuckknuckles simply loving some skank, oh no.

On one of the racks were four of my Marines going family style on some chubby unattractive blonde girl with a tramp stamp. I'm pretty sure the balls touched.

I stopped in the doorway as my tiny TBI-ridden rifleman brain attempted to process the scene before me. They all stopped their frantic humping for a moment and stared at me. I didn't know what to loving say at this point.. I mean, what can you say to that, really. I just asked if she was of age and upon receiving a valid photo ID from the girl, muttered "very well, carry on" and continued my tour.

Booblord Zagat posted:

Friend of mine kept getting zits on his cock when he was at the NTC in Irwin, right at the base where it isn't quite balls but not yet schlong. He was doing everything to stop it, from using that St. Ives face scrub on it to cleaning it every day with hand sanitizer, but poo poo kept happening. So one day he asks a Senior Chief Corpsman about it. The Chief has about three weeks left to serve before he can retire with 24 years, so I guess he decided this would be his legacy.

He gets my buddy a box of those Biorre black head removal strips and tells him to wash his member and slap one of them on for a bit and slowly take it off. It will get rid of his cock zit problem. Dude is desperate enough to try it, and even shaves his poo poo down with an electric razor to eliminate the hair pulling.

Well as it turns out the skin on that special area is kinda stretchy, but still thin. When he goes to tear it off, it takes about maybe 3 square centimeters of unrealized boner with it. It was that kind of skin loss like you get when you scrape your knee he told me, where you can see the last paper thin layer of skin sitting there, just seeping blood slowly but surely, said it was like a Saw film, but the evil laughing he heard wasn't from a sickly old white dude, but a thick mustached skinny black guy.

He found out a week later he had genital warts, so he had spent the last few months trying to pop dick warts.

I had to buy 9 beers in a San Diego bar to get that whole story out of him. Best drat $80 I ever spent.

Interwebz RN posted:

making GBS threads story aye aye sir!

So, my buddy is in the driver's seat of the Humvee and I'm the gunner up in the turret and we're rolling blacked out with NVG's on at the NTC as a QRF force (HA! POG's as QRF!! some of these guys can barely shoot marksman on the range!) cause our bro's went to secure an HVI/HVT/HIV whatever roleplayer and got into some massive shitstorm. In order to simulate real life we've been eating nothing but MRE's for like 10 days now (HA! more like contracting hosed up and forgot to send the MIPR so we could eat in the chow hall) so when we were offered real loving food from the roleplayers we loving took it and ate it like the miserable starved dirty animals we are. My buddy did this with a whole chicken picking the bones clean and guzzling tea a few hours before this mission was given. We're halfway to the objective when I hear gently caress! JESUS loving CHRIST! poo poo! ASSS! loving! GODDAMNIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! followed by the most pitiful sobs I've ever heard from a man. This wakes up the VC and I hear a storm of the most creative curses followed by sobs and "IM SORRY SERGEANT! IM SORRY! PLEASE DONT NJP ME!" I radio down to the VC using my MBITR and I get the following: "LCPL FUCKNUTS IS making GBS threads EVERYWHERE! OH MY loving GOD BOY WHAT DID YOU EAT??!?" We pull off and radio our situation to everyone in the TOC and as the convoy stops and "pulls security" we can hear everyone laughing over the radios. We put on our flashlights to inspect the damage expecting a Marine with poo poo stained pants. What we find is much worse. We were all gagging from the stench initially, some of us had put on our gas masks inside the vehicle to block it out. What the lights revealed was far worse. There was liquid brown poo poo in the driver's seat stretching from where your rear end is up the seat to about lower back area. Some of it was dripping or....slithering..or something..onto the floor. There were specks of it on the radio, it covered the slave cables, the steering wheel, under the seat, some of it had dripped onto the Doc's boots since he sat directly behind the driver and liked to sprawl or, somehow stretch his legs since he was a big dude. Anywhere the poo poo could have reached, it was. There was even lovely fingerprints on the windshield. The stench was horrible, like a rotting animal who had been left in the sun for a month inside a quadcon with rotten eggs inside it with spoiled milk sprayed everywhere with rotting garbage strewn about for good measure. A few guys (including the company gunny) vomited upon opening the door to the vehicle. He was forced to ride in it to the objective, complete the mission, then RTB where he cleaned the vehicle interior from top to bottom. All night. Then he was allowed to shower and change out of the poo poo encrusted pants.

And, just in time for Valentine's Day!

Schneider posted:

Also re: faggotfuckbitchboot with his gay loving pictures and smooching.

What he doesn't realize is that the minute he deploys, a rift will open in the space time continuum and eldrich, forboding Lovecraftian dongs which have been slumbering in dark space, long before man gained sentience, will emerge and descend upon his little lovely piece of teenage pussy. They will then penetrate all of her orifices in ways he could never possibly imagine, leaving her pretty little pussy a bloody mess of hamburger and her anus hopelessly distended, flapping like the wind flags at the 200 yard line. After being frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut, she will drain his bank account and leave him for a hipster douchebag who is a "nice guy".

This is the fate of all PFC/LCpl girlfriends. If this happens when he is a Sgt. or above he will return home, kill her, Jodie and then himself.

Semper fidelis.

the dad farm posted:

I like driving by cars in jville filled with creatures from your wildest nightmares. Then they pass by and i see "his boots, her flip flops, a perfect pair". I walk back to my shithole of a barracks room and silently weep with the lights off while i jerk off to porn and listen to goodbye horses.

Anne Frank Fanfic posted:

Whack shack duty. Night 134. At first I chased down individual whacker offers and had to threaten them with UCMJ. I thought they'd be scared straight so to speak. The next few nights they got smarter, using cover and concealment to their advantage in order to blow their hot loads all over this Holy Shi`ite Land. Now I just make a racket by rapping the side of the sheet metal wall with my rifle and watch as joes scamper from the whack shack, tripping over themselves with their trousers around their ankles and cum spurting from their still rock hard dicks. Another three caught today, that's another three Field Grade Jacking Off Article 15s to begin tomorrow.

Life wasn't this hard when jacking off wasn't banned in the 'stan, I guess the General was tired of seeing his hot young virile studs wasting their seed on the ground of this barren nation, he'd rather have the seed saved up and spread across the beautiful fields of amber grain in the good old U S of A. At first no one blamed him, how many of us wouldn't rather be jacking off at home, cumming where we please? But there's an enemy here. An enemy that doesn't want anyone cumming, here in their homeland or elsewhere. An enemy that stands against all erect dicks spurting justice from their swollen tips. An enemy that would sooner grab a jizzing dick at its hilt and sever it than allow us to have one more ejaculation of freedom.

Honeyboy Bradley posted:

I think I already told this story but it's fresh in my mind so here it goes again:

A few years back I was in Chicago for a while and made an OKCupid profile to score easy women off the internet. I started talking to an asian girl who didn't have any clear pictures of herself on her dating profile. She was down to gently caress the Honeyboy after a night of seductive OKC messages so she gave me her number and address and I drove down to get my freak on.

She lives in Boystown. For those who don't know where Boystown is, it's an area of Chicago where all the gays hang out. We were gonna go to a movie in Boystown's theater and then back to her place for nasty interracial sex.

So I'm driving around Boystown by the movie theater and I see an asian girl standing on the street corner. I'm like 'oh gently caress thats gotta be her' because she had the same body type as the girl's OKC profile. So I slow down in my car and wave at her through the front window. She sees me and comes up to my driver's side window and that's when I see it's a loving man.

Like he had a five o'clock shadow and everything. He looked like Mr. Miyagi with a wig on. So I didn't ask any loving questions I just got out of my car and started beating his rear end. Like I went full Tekken combo on this decadent son of Sodom. Then I spit on him and got back in my car and started driving home.

A few minutes later she starts calling my cell and I pick up because I'm ready to talk mad poo poo to this tranny that tried to trick me into going on a date with him. But it was a woman's voice saying 'Where the gently caress are you? You're fifteen minutes late.'

'Uh, is this not just the person I just met?'

'No? What the gently caress I'm still waiting outside the theater'

And that's when I realized I had unwittingly beat up a tranny prostitute. He probably saw me waving at him through my car window and thought I was a John. So I didn't go out on the date that night I just drove home and jerked off. I still feel bad for doing that though. The prostitute was probably like 'Oh theres a John I'm gonna make some cash tonight' but instead he got dropped.

blazeing w/ hitler posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 17:07

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:20

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

There are like 4 of us left who actually post in here. No one made a new thread so here is my lovely one. Post all your dumb USMC poo poo here so we can laugh at how miserable we all are.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 17:09

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I am in Japan with the Navy so I didn't even know it happened. I am mostly going to pretend to be a sailor until I am close enough to retirement to not have rules apply to me anymore.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 15:50

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

Meanwhile we fly one of the Company Commanders from Colorado to Missouri.

I know a reservist major who up until the end of last year flew from California to Pennsylvania to drill each month.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 09:33

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

I figured, I was hoping that Valhalla still needed logistics guys to help set everything up, but I guess it would just be conjured into existence instead.

Logisticians go to a place where OpsOs don't plan in vacuums. Every time an S-4 is invited into planning meetings his head explodes and he spends the rest of the day jerking off thinking about the time his unit listened to him.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 06:20

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I am out floating around on ship for a few months. I can't check SA on ship so I probably won't be around much. I will see you all when I get back.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 11:33

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Depends on which you go on but you can see some cool loving places

If it's the 31st then lol

Australia, New Zealand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, Guam, Philippines, Cambodia, Korea

It's not been terrible. The MEU itself isn't great but that doesn't affect me at all.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:45

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

First night of Liberty in Thailand falls on a Buddhist holiday. Alcohol sales are prohibited so I am drinking beer in a food court at the top of some lovely mall. Apparently the food cart vendor didn't get the memo about not selling beer. Too bad I think we've almost drank everything they have in their cart.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 13:32

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Bob A Feet posted:

give two hours and some lance is black out at the beer cart fighting everyone. enjoy your no liberty tomorrow.

Bahrain coming off of the boat: two hours after liberty sounds there are already marines passed out in puke piles on picnic tables

You guys forget that I am ship's company. It makes no difference to me what the MEU does on liberty. Sailors have less of a thing for killing ladyboys than Marines do so we are on day 3 in Thailand and it's been great so far.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 16:24

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I was going to post something positive about being a Marine but I can't think of anything right now.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 06:00

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

eventually you get out

I will get disability with my retirement check too. So that's a positive I guess.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 07:28

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I joined because all my friends were going to jail or getting killed trying to pretend we were drug dealers. I stuck around because I had a kid right before my first enlistment was up and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to support my family with a real job. After that I just stuck around for the retirement benefits.

It's been an interesting journey and I agree that the Marine Corps helped me figure out what was important to me in my life. I have always had a love/hate relationship with the military but if I had to live my life over again I don't know that I'd change the fact that I came in. I was a poor rear end white kid with no prospects in life. Now at least I've set my son up for success in his life by making sure he goes to good schools and I gave him my GI Bill.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:04

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

For the last few years at least.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 05:54

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Deathy McDeath posted:

Devils (esp. gunny Hekk)

I shouldn't care about this, but a new MOS (0571) was approved about two years after I finished a particular course, and I think I qualify for it. I've been out for almost five years now and have no idea how to apply for this and/or get an updated DD-214. Here's the applicable MARADMIN http://www.marines.mil/News/Message...nel-announceme/

Anyone have any ideas?

I've been in long enough to get three separate secondary MOS. No one in the military gives a poo poo about them. Why would anyone not in the military care?

# ¿ May 5, 2017 09:43

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I love how everyone kept their boots after they got out. When I retire I am going to burn every uniform item I have because there's no way I'll ever have to wear it again.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 13:21

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Steezo posted:

Probably a sequel to She Wolf of the SS.

Is it bad that I just watched this movie like 2 weeks ago? For the third time?

# ¿ May 20, 2017 11:16

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

Selected for Maj, the mistakes never stop.

So we can expect you to pin on in 2019 or 2020 then? You should start signing all of your emails with:

quote:

/r
Maj(sel) Firstname Middle Lastname
Assistant Operations Officer
1st Bn 8th MAR REG
Camp Lejeune North Carolina
USA
Commercial 213-230-1234
DSN 830-1234
NIPR First.Lastname@usmc.mil
SIPR First.Lastname@usmc.smil.mil
CENTREX First.Lastname@centrex.smil.mil

�Once a man has made a commitment to a way of life, he puts the greatest strength in the world behind him. It�s something we call heart power. Once a man has made this commitment, nothing will stop him short of success.�
The Great Vince Lombardi

The information herein is For Official Use Only (FOUO) which must be protected under the Privacy Act of 1974, as amended. Unauthorized disclosure or misuse of this PERSONAL INFORMATION may result in criminal and/or civil penalties.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 23, 2017

# ¿ May 23, 2017 21:42

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

I am going underway again for a few months. I won't be around much until later this year. I will be sure to post drunk pics and tell stories about poor life choices.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 08:03

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

We got a week and a half of liberty between two port visits in Australia this float. I got to see the Great Barrier Reef and most of Brisbane and the Gold Coast. I always have a good time when we come out here and this time is no different. AirBnB has been a life saver these past couple of years. It's been way cheaper to just rent a 2 bedroom apartment everywhere we go and split the cost between me and my liberty buddy. That also has kept us away from the rest of the ship and given us a chance to unwind without shore patrol crawling up everyone's rear end.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 15:24

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

How long between posts before they archive a thread?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 10:32

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

No idea, but I'll be damned if they take my loving marn curp thread from me.

From the dregs of gbs, to the weirds in pet Island

I will shitpost til I die, or lose my loving hands

I am playing Monster Hunter in Japanese on my switch and buying video games I probably won't ever play because I feel like I miss out on poo poo every time I deploy again.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 11:20

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Looks like these two fine young infantrymen found gainful employment outside of the USMC. Wonder if this was a side gig while they are still in or if whoever the gently caress this rapper is put a call out for dudes in FROG gear or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYsguu_8JU

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 06:13

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Grem posted:

Can you not just buy frog shirts?

Worst day of my life was when I figured out I though I was allergic to my newly issues neato high speed shirt. Turns out it was just the detergent I used to wash it that I made me break out in inch high hives.

I am sure you can buy FROG gear but both those dudes have a bunch of mannerisms that make me pretty sure they are Marines from some line company nearby.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 07:51

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

vains posted:

was the mannerism being white? they just seem like two random gun nerds to me.

Let's just ignore the grey belts, sleeve rolls, low bloused trousers, and USMC issued boots. Or the lack of skivvy shirt, the way they hold their rifles, or the "I did a pump in Afghanistan scarf". It's absolutely because they are white.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 04:17

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why are you watching lovely low rent rap vids my dude

I really don't know how I stumbled across the video. I think someone linked it because they blow the car up at the end or something.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 05:47

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

vains posted:

its a joke, not a dick, you dont have to take it so hard.

Thank you for explaining that to me. I was up most the night worried, that for some reason you just didn't like me.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 04:44

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

Said goodbye to the Reserves, poo poo burned me out so badly I don't even know if I can muster the give-a-poo poo to join the National Guard once I pick-up, despite needing the money down the road.

Now all I do is spend my time painting plastic Marines, which is infinitely more reward than interacting with real Marines...

Active hasn't been much better. I've spent 280 of the last 365 days floating around the Pacific and Marines continue to make all of the same stupid mistakes over and over.

Retirement is close though and I am looking to coast my way into a cushy job in the civilian sector.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 00:17

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Internet Wizard posted:

29 Palms has banned all sales of alcohol to people in uniform before 1630, because this base wasn't miserable enough.

I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 00:06

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

Everything and nothing, but after 7 years in deserts I must return.

I spent 7 years out there too and I developed the same love of the desert. Not necessarily 29 Palms but I appreciate the quiet and how small you feel at night under the stars.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 03:20

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Pilots on MEU are high maintenance drama queens. However, Osprey guys on the big deck get worked like dogs. They fly those things almost non stop for the entire deployment.
Every day they fly to all of the ships in the ARG ferrying Lts around for planning conferences and LCpls who lost ID cards.

They work during ops too but so does everyone else. It's the times when the rest of the MEU is loving off that Ospreys are still flying day and night.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 22:47

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Yeah we pulled like 38 bottles of Robitussin out of a Marine's rack during our last patrol. I thought they kept track of how much of that medicine people buy specifically because idiots like to robo trip for some reason. Not justifying the knee jerk reaction but having spent this long around the military, I am not surprised at all.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 09:09

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Just finished my final re enlistment package. I have two years and change before I can collect a retirement check.

I am mostly just bumping this thread because I don't have any friends to share my unexciting news with.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 03:46

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

How many of your fellow SNCOs know you are a deviant who spends time on this forum?

I've never told anyone I work with that SA is a thing or that I am a member. Keeping my work life separate from my personal life is one of the ways I've managed to stay sane long enough to make it this close to retirement.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 23:43

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Bob A Feet posted:

I�m the ACE embark officer and I try not be a poo poo bag gunny, honest, I just don�t know what I�m doing. Can you tell all your friends

You should have a SNCO 04 type that does all the day to day poo poo. He should have embarkers that work in your S-4. No one honestly expects you to do anything more than longer range big blue arrow type planning and agree with whatever your gunny or ssgt says about executing the plan. If the execution keeps getting hosed up you are either not listening to your log chief or he is bad at his job and should be replaced with someone who is less bad.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Nov 7, 2017

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 04:31

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

DaNerd posted:

I'm trying to lat move into intel. Tried to go 0211 but didn't pass the board because I wouldn't be a good fit. They strongly suggested I look at 0231 or 0241 instead and I'm just wondering if anyone could clue me in to the differences in the two? I'm going to talk to a PSR on Friday but I'd rather get a first hand perspective if I can over whatever smoke he's going to blow my way.

I am no expert on intel stuff but I've been around long enough to see all of these guys. As best I know it:

0211- HUMINT Specialist - These dudes love to travel ahead of the MEU to foreign ports a week prior to the ship and pretend like they are super badass spies in tucked in polo shirts and moto haircuts. They will read all of the security threat information the US Consulate gives them like they went undercover and discovered all of the info themselves. I am sure they do more poo poo than this but I see the same 6 dudes over and over looking goofy as poo poo in their cheap rear end wrinkled khakis and tucked in underarmour polo shirts pretending they are way more important than they are.

0231- Intel Specialist - Depending on the unit, these guys read a lot of stuff on the high side that gets compiled into daily briefings. On the MEU they usually pair up with the blue side intel guys to give powerpoint presentation showing current events in the area of the world we are operating in. Deployed with an infantry bn they analyze some intel gathered by the company intel cells and provide daily briefings to the Bn Commander and his staff. They'll reach back to higher and push up trends and contact reports so they can compile data into larger reports. During the surge there were massive bonuses for intel guys because everyone was getting out and getting paid twice as much to deploy as an intel contractor. This led to hilarious things like an O-3 Intel Officer making less money than his Corporals.

0241- Imagery Analysis Specialist- You might get one of these guys in an infantry bn but they are usually with units that can capture imagery or sitting at a higher level. They look at pictures and try to process the information to assist with all kinds of intel. This can be everything from spending days pouring through satellite imagery to update national databases to scanning through recon photographs aircraft took before a raid somewhere.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 05:50

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

One final bump before I let this thread die the lonely death it probably deserves. There just aren't enough of us hanging around anymore to justify keeping this thing going when it's over a month before posts.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 08:30

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

I miss the desert, if you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks are still there this summer I'll buy y'all a beer if I can make it back out there

I am in Japan now. Finishing up my career in the land of warcrime deniers, judo, and anime.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 06:20

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:20

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

FastestGunAlive posted:

Monitor asked where I wanted to go next, told him California. He said well I might have some spots for you in 29 but you probably don’t want to go back there. I leaned in and just said California again.

I’m not a lejeune fan

I did 7 years in 29 Palms and 3 years in Lejeune. I'd have rather just done a decade in the stumps. gently caress Western Ave and gently caress that lovely front gate traffic.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 15:46

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