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PathAsc posted:I hope whatever poor bastard goons that are still in can survive peacetime. Be sure you wear your doggone glow belts. I remember a peacetime Corps. I would sooner do multiple combat deployments than do that bullshit again. Hell, suckstarting a pistol would be a better alternative. It was a relief when the war started and we could do real poo poo.
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Former 0811 here, I went into the army as infantry so after my inevitable suicide you fuckers cant claim my soul. I bet it was some worthless loving chaplain who wrote that crap to begin with.
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At least with global warming we don't have to worry about fimbulwinter.
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Jan 15, 2017 00:08
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Well if you're feeling sufficiently like being retarded as hell there's always the guard. don't do that, it's dumb. I'm dumb. They all think I'm crazy. Because I am.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:19
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Internet Wizard posted:Maybe not everybody can relate with the mess that the Iraq invasion was right from the start, but the reasons behind him wanting out are pretty universal. I was going to be sarcastic and mean but GK is spot on and I'd recommend more people read this one too, even if you can't get through things like that because it brings up a lot of poo poo that makes you want to punch holes in the nearest thing.
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Mar 31, 2017 23:30
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I don't think you'll be convincing the kind of person who goes to that kind of event without cult deprogramming techniques and or a bag lunch to the head. Most of them aren't going to be there for reasonable conversation. Also, nice to see you're still here.
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Apr 18, 2017 11:30
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I was going to post something positive about being a Marine but I can't think of anything right now. The dress uniform is kinda bitchin I guess and it was a great place to focus my teenage/early 20's misanthropy. Also, you can form some brilliant vivid memories that last a lifetime and wont leave you alone, ever. Awake, sleeping, showering, making GBS threads parts of the waking nightmare will always be with you and when you finally die you get eternal firewatch.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:45
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:I'd watch this porno. Probably a sequel to She Wolf of the SS.
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May 20, 2017 09:58
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:Is it bad that I just watched this movie like 2 weeks ago? For the third time? It's kind of like Blazing Saddles and how you can tell the type of person by what they laugh at in the movie...
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May 20, 2017 11:54
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Yoohoo, Fuckstick, Cock-holster, Lance Criminal, gently caress-stick, Bullet Sponge... If you have a personal problem child the nicknames are easier to come up with. You know, so that one of them knows that GodDamnit means them kinda thing.
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Jul 14, 2017 01:49
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Victor Vermis posted:"Nasty". Hey there Nasty. Whoa there Nasty. Nasty, Heinous, Bright One was one I heard a bunch... "Hey there Bright One the gently caress you think you're doing?"
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Jul 14, 2017 02:52
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PathAsc posted:Napalm sticks to kids Burns their hair and little eyelids French Fried Fingers and Barbeque Ribs!
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk? What happened to keeping a tactical drinking stash hidden in the ceiling tiles and vent covers? Ever been in the field long enough that the battery/company lush starts to DT? There's more than one the other guy just has more hiding places for booze.
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