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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Reverand maynard posted:

Valhalla is the most metal afterlife. I wonder what music they listen to during their daily melee. I hope its Iron Maiden.

In the daily melee I'd just throw myself onto a spear and chill out dead until it's time to have sex with Valkyries and drink and eat.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Sure, do whatever you want.

Generation Kill is hella good and I can attest to at least part being 100% accurate. That loving traffic on the way to Baghdad was no joke.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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gently caress yea, toys!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Doesn't matter what you wear, just punch the right people, they'll catch on.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I don't regret anything but I signed the dotted line in August, 2001. Thought I'd be building schools in some stupid rear end south east Asian country and getting dared to gently caress Thai ladyboys. Was in DEP and sitting in my community college lounge area when planes crashed into buildings and thought about how I really, really, royally hosed myself. On the yellow footprints in San Diego a bit later and found myself in Iraq less then two years later not knowing what the gently caress was going on.

Figured it out by 2010 though and got out because I wanted to be a DI and they gave me orders to recruiting (pending reenlistment) and gently caress that.

I use the phrase "Something I'm glad I did, but I'd never do again."

For realsies though the Marine Corps changed me from a hopeless loser to a driven, buff, handsome, motivated, disciplined loser.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

If any of you guys go to the Denver one you can find my ex-wife there. She's a whore you can definitely get in that.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Okinawa 4.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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She was a 10 til I put that baby in her and let her be a stay at home wife for a couple years.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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It is now.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Anyone have any stupid motto phrases to replace devil dog, like Inchon Invader, Fallujah Freedom Fighter, Montezuma Mad Man?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

That's a good one I like it. Keep em coming.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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You guys really went off topic but I guess I was vague, no problem, carry on Suribachi Sea Warriors.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Can you not just buy frog shirts?

Worst day of my life was when I figured out I though I was allergic to my newly issues neato high speed shirt. Turns out it was just the detergent I used to wash it that I made me break out in inch high hives.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Dude is also flagging the gently caress out of those buggies in the opening.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

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Hey steal the Sam's by the Sea curry recipe please.

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