USMC 2017: All of the Cool Marines Died or Stopped Posting

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vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

All I'm aware of uniform-wise is the stupid woodlands everywhere everyday thing, and the situation with FROGs is pretty ridiculous at this point.

edit: oh chicks are probably getting new dress blues blouses so they have the same collar but that's a ways off

what is the situation with frog gear

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 16:38

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:20

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

You are never allowed to wear it anywhere WHERE'S YOUR UNDERSHIRT

if youre actually deployed nobody gives a poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 17:05

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

The contract to get more FROG ended a while back and there hasn't been a new one, so now you don't get any until you're working up for a deployment, and then you have to give it back so somebody else can use your old pants.

oh. im pretty sure they are organizational gear, not part of your clothing issue. maybe that changed and then changed back. the only thing we kept were the waffle fleeces.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 17:39

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

overdesigned posted:

what do you all think the "O G" part of "F R O G" stands for

i'll wait

is this some sort of supply 'checkmate bitch' post?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 19:14

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

Flame
Resistant
Organizational
Gear

That's what he was getting at.

im aware after googling it. the ill wait was what was funny.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 20:30

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

i just hope that someone enjoyed the scent of my ballsweat that will never come out.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 20:44

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

CommieGIR posted:

That or what is Valhalla for Air Mobility Command Pilots?

pogs dont go to valhalla

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 20:50

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Logisticians go to a place where OpsOs don't plan in vacuums. Every time an S-4 is invited into planning meetings his head explodes and he spends the rest of the day jerking off thinking about the time his unit listened to him.

are the 7tons on time there?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 20:42

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

its not like any of you retards had anything better to do

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 00:36

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Deathy McDeath posted:

actually very true

the only honest man in gip

if you asked him his cock size, he'd say: within a standard deviation of the average length/thickness for white men in america

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 00:54

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

people usually get more mature and worldly over the course of 15 years regardless of whether they enlist or not

glad to see it all worked out for the better for you tho

its a matter of degrees m8.

like when you first got in, you probably tucked your tshirt into your jeans. by the time you were getting out, you probably did not.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 04:12

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

but, interestingly enough, if you stay in long enough you start tucking your tshirt into your jeans again.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 04:13

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is she hot tho?

almost certainly not

# ¿ May 14, 2017 23:00

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

i guess a hole is a hole and every hole is a goal.

# ¿ May 14, 2017 23:56

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

i think its okay to be motivated. i dont think email signatures are the place to be motivated though.

# ¿ May 24, 2017 07:58

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I am sure you can buy FROG gear but both those dudes have a bunch of mannerisms that make me pretty sure they are Marines from some line company nearby.

was the mannerism being white? they just seem like two random gun nerds to me.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 23:03

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Let's just ignore the grey belts, sleeve rolls, low bloused trousers, and USMC issued boots. Or the lack of skivvy shirt, the way they hold their rifles, or the "I did a pump in Afghanistan scarf". It's absolutely because they are white.

its a joke, not a dick, you dont have to take it so hard.

they also had some dude dressed up like a swat team member. do you think he was raiding the wrong house and killing dogs earlier that day?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 22:26

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Thank you for explaining that to me. I was up most the night worried, that for some reason you just didn't like me.

i thought it was prostate issues lmao

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 02:47

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

~~Damnit was grover the smar~~ No, no he was not.

LMFAO loving grover guys am i right?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 22:59

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

pbr is terrible beer. its even worse when its had a chance to heat cycle a few times.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 05:04

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:20

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I am no expert on intel stuff but I've been around long enough to see all of these guys. As best I know it:

0211- HUMINT Specialist - These dudes love to travel ahead of the MEU to foreign ports a week prior to the ship and pretend like they are super badass spies in tucked in polo shirts and moto haircuts. They will read all of the security threat information the US Consulate gives them like they went undercover and discovered all of the info themselves. I am sure they do more poo poo than this but I see the same 6 dudes over and over looking goofy as poo poo in their cheap rear end wrinkled khakis and tucked in underarmour polo shirts pretending they are way more important than they are.

in theater, these guys serve an actual purpose. process and interrogate detainees, meet with locals that want to provide 'tips' and whatnot. the job prospects on the outside are pretty good as well.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 01:00

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