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Whoever got mine is in luck: my spunk crusts to a Level III ballistic rating. Drop that lame nut-flap in your company's designated K-bar seabag, Cpl Vermis' unrealized heirs will shield your delicate nethers from frag & SAF. jk i didnt return poo poo
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Deathy McDeath posted:I was wondering where you went Yeah I got a new job which saps all the joy and creativity right out of me. After a long day of scolding sexual deviants, meat-gazing piss tests, and generally pretending to be a person who "buys in" and "gives a poo poo", I just want to zone out on video games. .... jesus christ. I basically re-enlisted, but for shittier pay and a longer road to retirement.
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My leave was approved. Until I came back and they told me it suddenly wasn't. So I was
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MaxPowers posted:https://youtu.be/vw1orgj_8Ic I cant stop watching these -YEAH WHATEVER LISTENIN TO SOME MUSIC NOW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxvrFKyOH2Y&t=224s
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Maybe for an encore you can wear jordans and one of those big clocks on a chain to a klan rally.
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Exert only as much effort, and take on only as much stress, as is absolutely necessary to fuel your dumb loving hobbies and your fat loving body. You stupid fat bitch. Rah.
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Oh, and: The Lost Marine plan: Suicide is always an option.
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Today I said "roger" into a speaker box And the man on the other end said "... WHAT?" I thought I was replying to "standby". He said "Identify". My name is not Roger.
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Steezo posted:Yoohoo, Fuckstick, Cock-holster, Lance Criminal, gently caress-stick, Bullet Sponge... "Nasty". Hey there Nasty. Whoa there Nasty. Was "Special One" a thing? Like, "WHOA THERE SPECIAL ONE!" I feel like there were a lot of variations on "(whatever) One".
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Lost Marine Plan: Kill yourself.
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Here are some freebies if you're still in and want to be a trend-setter. Shooter A-Driver / A-Gunner (very "SHIPMATE!"-esque) Stick (when addressing a group) Stackman (when singling out one in a group to be shat upon) Hue City Slicker
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Yeah that kind of (QUOTATION MARKS) "HUMOR" (CLOSE QUOTATION MARKS) really isn't in keeping with the highest traditions of the Marine Corps and the United States Naval Service. If you want to poke fun at something, poke fun at the phrase "Okinawa Tour".
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:terminal lance still existing and chugging along on not-my-marine corps recycled stories is the saddest-funny story of YOOL 2017 ... which branch were in again? It seems like you don't really "get" Terminal Lance.
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:Good to see you're alive Vermis. I think you're confusing TL with something else. I might be wrong; the TL author is, as you point out, a giant loser because he transformed an unremarkable term of enlistment as an infantryman into ONLY a bestseller and a comic book about gay jokes and dick drawings that probably keeps him fed for another decade. You stupid old bitch.
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Deathy McDeath posted:how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??  dude i dont even understand this one
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Deathy McDeath posted:how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??  you're a weird guy, Deathy
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Deathy McDeath posted:how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??  i am weeping
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Alex433999 posted:Anyone done Christmas during a deployment? How did you all make the best of it? In Iraq, the Battalion commander's own unit traveled to each COP singing Christmas carols. Their ultra-christian platoon sergeant turned them into a goddamn choir. The rest of us made due with mocking them. I jerked off in a portashitter. In Afghanistan, somebody shot off red, white, and green pop flares. And the log team came through with slabs of meat. We bitched about the meat. I jerked off in a plywood shitter.
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