The No Peasants Allowed Secret Noble Clubhouse (For Officers)

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ASAPI posted:

Uh oh.... Those are the guys that will dump 1000 rounds into a van if it doesn't stop. Better watch out guys...

Who am I kidding, you won't fill out the paperwork involved.

That's what enlisteds are for.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 03:31

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:57

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Pesticide20 posted:

What can you do? I'll just go to IG

I eiffel towered a chick with the IG back in college.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 05:25

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Billy and I actually used to smoke cigars and drink beers in garages with a current IG. He's also the guy who spotted an AWO (who lived next door) literally throwing a neighborhood cat in the air higher than his house. Edit: And he's the guy who had the haunted room at the Warrior Inn at Nellis.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 16:39

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ElMaligno posted:

Still better than an officier

Tell that to my LES.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 03:59

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Anywhere along the benches is fine, as is Morgan County. The plebs can't afford to live there. Avoid the rest of Layton and all of Clearfield.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 21:47

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Nope, nobles get college paid for them.

This is usually not true, unless you're talking about the same TA everybody gets (when it's funded).

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 17:05

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Those kinds of programs come and go based on whether regular accessions (via academies and ROTC, primarily) are meeting the needs of the service, and whether they're in a drawdown or not. There's also the option of just curtailing the number of people accepted into the program, to fine-tune the final numbers. That's usually how programs like green-to-gold and OTS/OCS are used. Beefing up the service? Open the floodgates and take anybody with a pulse and an IQ of 80. In a drawdown? Single-digit selection rate.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 04:39

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Am I supposed to vote 5 so leadership can claim success, or vote 1 so leadership can ignore the results and claim success?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 05:02

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:57

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MaxPowers posted:

Im gunna sneak into this clubhouse and steal booze and when I get caught Im going to just feign that being an NCO makes me equal to an officer since it says officer in NCO.

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We drink off-base, prole. Ever since leadership started letting and encouraging the base cops to park in front of the O-club doors nobody goes there anymore.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 16:32