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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > The No Peasants Allowed Secret Noble Clubhouse (For Officers)
 
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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Enlisted first offense is a six hour

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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All enlisted are encouraged to vote '5'

We are legally prevented from ordering you to vote this thread a '5'

But...go ahead, see what happens

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Godholio posted:

:lol:

I eiffel towered a chick with the IG back in college.

:ironicat:

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Hey I'm doing staff duty from my bedroom this weekend cover me if the S3 comes in thanks

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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So what's everyone's favorite cashmere sweater to wear when the CO has you over for dinner?

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Apr 15, 2003

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joat mon posted:

Assuming you are unmarried, the CO is married and has three daughters in the house, one (22) in college, and two in high school (18 and 15) how many calling cards do you leave?

If you do your job right, you don't need to leave any calling cards

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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The lieutenant at arms is back on duty. Enlisted beware if you didn't come in here to clean up.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Sensing session results are in:

5.0: Kaliber
5.0: Terrible Robot
5.0: pkells
5.0: Syrian Lannister
5.0: Mortabis
5.0: Woof Blitzer
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
5.0: Bernard McFacknutah
5.0: Zeris
1.0: Mike-o
1.0: DownByTheWooter
1.0: Flikken
1.0: cmdrpinky
1.0: ASAPI
1.0: ElMaligno
1.0: Naked Bear
1.0: Steezo
1.0: Pesticide20
1.0: McNally
1.0: Bolow
1.0: maffew buildings
1.0: Kung Fu Fist gently caress

Looks like top is going to need some extra bodies for CQ this weekend.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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piL posted:

Vote 1 but reference a post number requesting assistance from an outside activity to improve post quality. Self assessment is key. Make sure you check every day, if there's any errors or inconsistencies , your vote will get kicked back by leadership and if you miss the four day window, that's points. Losing points makes green boxes yellow. Leadership hates yellow.

I'm almost there

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Zeris
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Noble Clubhouse is CLOSED. Officerchat may continue in the Dungeon of Shame.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809523

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