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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Top told me to get a haircut today, I told him it's "Please get a haircut, sir" :chord:

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Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

smdftb sir

Three months extra duty

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I mean really, why would you volunteer to get less money and not get to boss people around from the get go? Lunacy.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I think people who want to post in the enlisted thread need a safety brief first.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CO says I'm not allowed to call for fire anymore. Come on, it's not like those guys were permanently injured or anything. One page LOD and a week in the hospital, tops.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

*hits 1 multiple times*

you are not in my chain of command

Six year contract, you're enlisted as gently caress

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Staff officers have the sharpest skates

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

My license says "officer" on it

:frogout:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Enlisted babykillers are still enlisted, raus

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wear Orvis. Let's him know that I'm classy, but I also hunt.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Shut up Peasant

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Do I assume that I will later be the CIA director?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Academy scum have to sit at the kiddie table.

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Feb 15, 2005

If some of those letters are MFA :frogout:

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