Thermidor: Juicy Fruities - Tactical Guillotine and Thread Opening Simulator

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

*reopens thread*

You can take our money via your insanely alluring Indiegogo campaign but you can't take our freedom!!!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:07

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# ? May 8, 2024 13:45

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

No mods no masters

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:15

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Reiterpallasch posted:

Next time: Encyclopedia Necker and the Case of the Mysterious Disappearing Budget

Holding my breath for this one, from what I remember Necker was hilariously stupid

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:20

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

Necker is kind of an unfortunate name to have in this period but he didn't personally suffer in any on-the-nose way.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:23

Normal Adult Human: Feb 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

the mod's are fucktards long live the mod is.,

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:24

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

oh hey the OP happens to be unprobated

things are looking up for Thermidor!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:26

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

This thread is open, much like how open my love is for bad RPGs with anime artstyles set in historical time periods but with little regard for said time period.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:41

Lonos Oboe: Jun 7, 2014

Thread was shut again. Jesus Christ. They never learn. I wish they would just explain themselves and what they think it would accomplish. I mean, the thread still exists. Why not try and reason it out? Maybe that is beyond their capacity. Whatever way you cut it. It's not appropriate behavior for any dev.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:43

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

I love this thread and everything about it.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:46

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

I for one want to thank Ron for giving me a safe space on the internet to post and see Les Mis memes without fear of getting swirles

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:49

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Looks like they gave up on keeping the thread closed!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:50

Gildiss: Aug 24, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I for one want to thank Ron for giving me a safe space on the internet to post and see Les Mes memes without fear of getting swirles

God Bless This Mes

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:50

Lonos Oboe: Jun 7, 2014

"I dreamed a dream of limes gone by"

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:52

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

The thread that keeps on giving! :allears:

Just like the revolution!

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:52

Lonos Oboe: Jun 7, 2014

Kelp Me! posted:

Looks like they gave up on keeping the thread closed!

Legal threat incoming, unfreeze Dr. Leonard J Crabbs.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:53

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

Gildiss posted:

God Bless This Mes

My most shameful typo

Hot Dog Day #82 fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Feb 6, 2017

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:54

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

RIP hyperdevbox you were too good for these forums

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:01

Justin Credible: Aug 27, 2003; happy cat

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I for one want to thank Ron for giving me a safe space on the internet to post and see Les Mis memes without fear of getting swirles

Well really if you think about it Jean Val Jean and Eddie Redmaine get the ultimate swirlies near the end.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:18

How Rude: Aug 13, 2012; FUCK THIS SHIT

WE ALL KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE TO RON
:thermidor:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:20

Tofu Injection: Feb 10, 2006; No need to panic.

I was hoping that Ron would have been given an ultimatum to talk to us or be banned, but I guess it would have ended this way regardless. At least he can die happy, knowing he got 2 goldmined threads out of this whole mess.

What a long strange trip it's been.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:20

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Kelp Me! posted:

Looks like they gave up on keeping the thread closed!

Well, the tribunal made its decision:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=218966

Please pay respects to this awesome thread/game/experience by posting the official Thermidor smiley :thermidor:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:30

Attack on Princess: Dec 15, 2008; _{To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!}

Well, they had a good ron.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:32

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

Expressing mockeries is strictly forbidden in the French Republic

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:39

Scruffyhawk: Jun 30, 2005; FHNNNNNNN; Ramrod XTreme

Welp, there goes 10 dollars that they could have put towards that 250k IGG campaign.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:45

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Whoo boy that thread log though.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:45

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:49

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzvdQh8D2Q

# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:58

Malek: Jun 22, 2003; Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

Was this the true gold mine? Or was the first one?

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:13

sentimental snail: Nov 22, 2007; DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

ron, be honest, are you secretly a lizard person

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:28

LordZoric: Aug 30, 2012; Let's wish for a space whale!

this is a stickup posted:

ron, be honest, are you secretly a lizard person

Gives a whole new meaning to turning the frogs gay. :tinfoil:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:32

Malek: Jun 22, 2003; Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

LordZoric posted:

Gives a whole new meaning to turning the frogs gay.

Those are amphibians :v:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:36

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

Ron la grenouille

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:42

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

The real Thermidor was the friends we made along the way.

:thermidor:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:44

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

We'll always have paris.

:thermidor:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:45

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Best thread in games.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:47

Sole.Sushi: Feb 19, 2008; Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

Wait a moment...
Did... Did I get Ron to admit to account sharing and subsequently get him banned???

If so: GET hosed, RON. :thermidor:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:48

LordZoric: Aug 30, 2012; Let's wish for a space whale!

Sole.Sushi posted:

Wait a moment...
Did... Did I get Ron to admit to account sharing and subsequently get him banned???

If so: GET hosed, RON.

Even if he wasn't, I'd say the various Ron iterations we saw were grounds enough.

# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:57

Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?