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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Vaders Jester posted:

Aye, I'd still watch the poo poo out of Hard Boiled and any other John Woo film but I like the direction that some films have gone with the more "realistic" fight scenes too.

the hard boiled hospital shootout is the greatest action setpiece in history and its like 40 minutes long . its also the only time i've seen a shotgun kick insane rear end , good on tony leung

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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh man I was in a movie with trejo and that guy is incredible.

It seems like he would be the type of guy to go drink at a shithole with out and stay out all night and score weed

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Hell yes a gritty Archie comics show just what I wanted.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Whooping Crabs posted:

Time to enforce the toxx

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Who will lick the butt salt now :(

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Comin in to say gently caress the lions

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I have a feeling the Lions won't win this one.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
All those teams with head coach openings are going to have to wait at least another week to interview Tom Cable :ohdear:

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

mastershakeman posted:

the hard boiled hospital shootout is the greatest action setpiece in history and its like 40 minutes long . its also the only time i've seen a shotgun kick insane rear end , good on tony leung

:agreed: Pretty sure that sequence made the shotgun as a "cool" movie weapon.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Grittybeard posted:

All those teams with head coach openings are going to have to wait at least another week to interview Tom Cable :ohdear:

Don't loving harsh my mellow

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Alright what did LWB toxx himself with?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Petite Dinklage posted:

It seems like he would be the type of guy to go drink at a shithole with out and stay out all night and score weed

Danny paid for dinner, told stories, and literally took a picture with everyone in the restaurant.

The person that almost killed me was rob van damme

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Grittybeard posted:

All those teams with head coach openings are going to have to wait at least another week to interview Tom Cable :ohdear:

Maybe if the Hawks do well in the playoffs somebody will be tricked into thinking he's not human diarrhea and will hire him away from us.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Alright what did LWB toxx himself with?

Intruder said he'd finally make good on last season's toxx if Seattle won today.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Here is an NFL meme

*shows picture of Ben roethkisberger*

I can haz nonconsenual sex?

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


GRosse point blank was super awesome.John Cusack owns

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Go Hawks

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Bad Moon posted:

Who will lick the butt salt now :(

I still don't know what the gently caress that was supposed to mean.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Petite Dinklage posted:

John Cusack is like an 8th degree black belt and a legitimate bad rear end

Danny Trejo said that the only person in hollywood he was afraid of was John Cusack

i don't believe this for a second

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

FizFashizzle posted:

The person that almost killed me was rob van damme

the wrestler?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
More NFL meme

"Why can't I hold all these crippling undiagnosed brain injuries"

"It's dat boi who choked his pregnant girlfriend. Oh poo poo waddap"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vaders Jester posted:

the wrestler?

Have you never seen three headed shark attack!?

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
Cowboys vs Texans Bitch

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

FizFashizzle posted:

Have you never seen three headed shark attack!?

*adds another film to the list*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hate the playoffs

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


mastershakeman posted:

i don't believe this for a second

He's the type that will talk you all about left wing politics and veganism while putting on the gloves and the shinguards and then proceed to beat your liver into a pulp.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mastershakeman posted:

i don't believe this for a second

My dude, allow me to introduce you to one of the best movies of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htH2PhWZawQ

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

mastershakeman posted:

i don't believe this for a second

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=john%20cusack%20black%20belt

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

186 posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress that was supposed to mean.

Butts get a lot of sweat, and accumulate salt in that sweat. So butts are salty

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Best scene in grosse pointe blank is when he sees his childhood home has become a seven eleven.

As he drives up he's listening to guns and roses live and let die.

As he enters the store it shifts seamlessly into the Muzak version.

Gets me every time.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

Best scene in grosse pointe blank is when he sees his childhood home has become a seven eleven.

As he drives up he's listening to guns and roses live and let die.

As he enters the store it shifts seamlessly into the Muzak version.

Gets me every time.

For real, that's probably the most iconic scene for me too. I watch that movie at least once every year.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Well poo poo, reading an article in this search is how I find out that Michael Clarke Duncan died like four years ago. I somehow missed it (or more likely forgot).

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

My dad met Dolph in a lift in Denmark at a karate competition once. He said he was a loving giant and my dad's 6'3".

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chichevache posted:

For real, that's probably the most iconic scene for me too. I watch that movie at least once every year.

Also him just walking to his dads grave and pouring out an entire bottle of Johnny walkers.

Just says it all, man.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


There's no loving way Ashton Kutcher has a black belt under de la Riva.Last time he was training with Rigan Machado.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I personally believe every cool thing Keanu has ever done was a secret apology for his performance in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

FizFashizzle posted:

Unlike Miami vice......

You should make an Ask/Tell thread about your experiences!

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

Also him just walking to his dads grave and pouring out an entire bottle of Johnny walkers.

Just says it all, man.

Dan Akroyd playing a drugged up hitman is also one of the best casting decisions ever made.

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